Joshua Connor Moon/Null/feeder

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

You know it's bad when even he says he's awful. Anyway, for @Boom Boss's auditory... err, stimulation here's the entire compilation of Tom trying to play Take 5.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Tommy sounds like he trained with a calender instead of a metronome.

 

[repentance]

Love how people are just pushing past him and not stopping to listen.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

You know it's bad when even he says he's awful. Anyway, for @Boom Boss's auditory... err, stimulation here's the entire compilation of Tom trying to play Take 5.

Best quote on how to play take five "You start playing it till you make a mistake, then go back to the beginning."

All that talk and barely any playing, and what it was was hopelessly out of tune. Also he never manages to play the intro in an actual 5 beat bar once. He always hangs over the edge of the bar by a random amount of notes.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Love how people are just pushing past him and not stopping to listen.

They're all probably just rushing to the nearest ATM to get money for Tom. He makes hundreds of dollars doing this. He said so himself. A professional musician told Tomas that he's one of the best sax players in the world.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Best quote on how to play take five "You start playing it till you make a mistake, then go back to the beginning."

All that talk and barely any playing, and what it was was hopelessly out of tune. Also he never manages to play the intro in an actual 5 beat bar once. He always hangs over the edge of the bar by a random amount of notes.

Since you contributed to anti-Tom Careless Whisper I figured I'd take a few minutes to learn and contribute to anti-Tom take 5. It's like regular Take 5, but worse and on electric guitar:

Spoiler

Problem is in reality it's supposed to sound like this:

I don't know if any of the above does it justice. Whoever Dave Brubeck is, he doesn't deserve any of this

 

[Consider Lizärds]

Tommy sounds like he trained with a calender instead of a metronome.

Just staring at a gnome on the Metro is more of a musical education than Tommie Tom Tom could ever provide.

 

[AnOminous]

Since you contributed to anti-Tom Careless Whisper I figured I'd take a few minutes to learn and contribute to anti-Tom take 5. It's like regular Take 5, but worse and on electric guitar:

Tom playing "Take Five" is pure degeneracy. He might as well shit on the Mona Lisa. He can't even manage 4/4 much less Brubeck's quirky time signatures. It may not be as bad as raping children and diddling dogs, but literally everything about this repulsive man is disgusting.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Since you contributed to anti-Tom Careless Whisper I figured I'd take a few minutes to learn and contribute to anti-Tom take 5. It's like regular Take 5,

You're not hitting 5 beats for the intro m8.
I'll upload something with a couple of tips on how to jump on it soon.

 

[AnOminous]

You're not hitting 5 beats for the intro m8.

This dumb fuck can't even play a recorder, babby's first instrument. The whole idea of time signatures is well over his level of musical understanding.

 

[Bec Noir]

All I wanted was the Jersh feeder lore.