Joshua Edgington / Zesty Jesus / Zesty Jesus Derangement Syndrome - Cabal of TF2 Workshop creators, TF2bers, Valve apologists, tourists, trannies and their attacks on one man for simply caring about the integrity of the very game they claim to love so much.

I still just kinda don't get it. I did get it with the Orange Box way back, but stopped playing around the first engy update. I didn't hate the game, I just had other stuff going on. I only came back to it within the last year and haven't noticed any particularly new cancer. People were doing either cancerous 6v6/highlander shit or micspamming while spraying furry futa everywhere then (often both), and it seems like they're doing the same now. New items look and act dumb, but people have been complaining about janky out of place items since the Ubersaw and ill-fitting art since the Boreal/Alpine texture sets introduced with Arena. Casual's UI/UX isn't great compared to just hitting up Valve Official #32 off the server browser like it's still 2009, but it seems to work for the most part.

I guess it'd be more accurate to say I don't get why there's new anger. The game is what it is and always has been and doesn't appear to have changed more than the rest of the internet has. If anything, TF2's sweatlords and bronies broke containment.

I will agree that Emporium and similar "content creator" groups are dogshit but even then, anyone who has done any kind of modding let alone actual game dev can tell you that 90% of "devs" are brittle retards and willing contact with the source engine and its workflow specifically is not only an indicator of predisposition to mental derangement but also causes its own psychic damage
I refuse to believe anyone who played TF2 before the Jungle Inferno update is capable of typing this without it being bait.
 
I refuse to believe anyone who played TF2 before the Jungle Inferno update is capable of typing this without it being bait.
Most of my formative TF2 experiences were trying to play demo at 12 fps while the robot unicorn attack song blared from five different micspammers in 2009 and I didn't play during the "height" of it that involved so much botting and weird community items, but came back very recently but after a lot of wannabe source dev work for other games so maybe my tolerance for autistic nonsense in a valve community is just unduly high.
 
I still just kinda don't get it. I did get it with the Orange Box way back, but stopped playing around the first engy update. I didn't hate the game, I just had other stuff going on. I only came back to it within the last year and haven't noticed any particularly new cancer. People were doing either cancerous 6v6/highlander shit or micspamming while spraying furry futa everywhere then (often both), and it seems like they're doing the same now. New items look and act dumb, but people have been complaining about janky out of place items since the Ubersaw and ill-fitting art since the Boreal/Alpine texture sets introduced with Arena. Casual's UI/UX isn't great compared to just hitting up Valve Official #32 off the server browser like it's still 2009, but it seems to work for the most part.

I guess it'd be more accurate to say I don't get why there's new anger. The game is what it is and always has been and doesn't appear to have changed more than the rest of the internet has. If anything, TF2's sweatlords and bronies broke containment.

I will agree that Emporium and similar "content creator" groups are dogshit but even then, anyone who has done any kind of modding let alone actual game dev can tell you that 90% of "devs" are brittle retards and willing contact with the source engine and its workflow specifically is not only an indicator of predisposition to mental derangement but also causes its own psychic damage
It's because they're weirdos that can't let go of a 20 year old F2P game, Peter Pan syndrome basically. Literal Fortnite kids cry less than these grown adults. It's hard to take them serious when you know they're the same people that were crying about the OSX exclusive virtual hat
 
You got banned from his live chat. Most likely for saying something retarded. Then you thought going and whining about it on Kiwifarms was the play to make.

Letting things go is just easier.
I said exactly what I told him above. It's not even about Sniper, it's just funny to me that he shits his pants anytime someone pokes at him even slightly.
 
It took me 2 messages (4 words total) to get banned from his YouTube chat. He isn't thin-skinned, he's straight up skinless.
He does ban people from chat for spamming or saying retarded shit, either to bait him or simply because it was retarded.
I called him out on whining about sniper which was too much apparently.
Hardly surprising as it doesn't take long before you find out what he thinks of Sniper. He does hate sniper for good reason, however. Long range class that can kill anyone pretty much instantly from complete safety giving little to zero knowlegde of when they're going to die. Game's basically dead so as fun as rambling about balance is, it's never going to change anything. Now enjoy the next seasonal crate of slop.
 
going off hearsay he wants to have other games to switch from playing tf2, the basis is that he's starting to get really burnt out from both the shitters fucking with him in his server and the fact that he's pretty much run out of things to talk about this game.
he still liked atlyss at first sight though.
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thank you for thumbnailing it
 
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