Joshua Moon vs Zombie Frank Sinatra

[Dyn]

Josh is a little tubby and out of shape but he's stubbornly tenacious and his low center of gravity should count for a lot in the ground game. Zombie Frank Sinatra is kind of skinny but has an enormous cock.

Who would win?

 

[Thomas Paine]

Josh calls out for aid, "FEEDIN' TIME!"

Chantal races to his side on all fours like a bear freshly roused from slumber with gutlust.

Looking Zombie Frank Sinatra dead in his dead eyes, Josh unzips his pants and pulls out his modestly average penis. Already rock solid from the sight of Chantal's voluminous size, he retrieves a vile from his trench coat pocket. An uncontrollable laughter takes him as he uncorks the tube and lays a line of cocaine on his uncut Ashkenazi cock.

"Now you will know your second-death." He beams.

Chantal instinctively grinds her nose along the beastmaster's member, just as Tony Hawk would 50/50 a handicap ramp handrail. Her eyes bulge, nostrils flair... it's feeding time.

Before Josh could finish spilling his watery load upon the ground Sinatra was no more.

As the duo walked away, Josh bit into a bell pepper with a crisp, tactile crunch.

"C'mon 'Tal, les get yuns to the ER."

FIN

 

[draggs]

Some skinny undead crooner from Hoboken ain't got nothin on notorious international terrorist Jursh Mun

 

[Blasterisk]

josh has plants but sinatra is a zombie

they should make a video game for the kids about that

 

[Antarctic Hellbeast]

my money is on the zombie

 

[White Girl]

Josh calls out for aid, "FEEDIN' TIME!"

Chantal races to his side on all fours like a bear freshly roused from slumber with gutlust.

Looking Zombie Frank Sinatra dead in his dead eyes, Josh unzips his pants and pulls out his modestly average penis. Already rock solid from the sight of Chantal's voluminous size, he retrieves a vile from his trench coat pocket. An uncontrollable laughter takes him as he uncorks the tube and lays a line of cocaine on his uncut Ashkenazi cock.

"Now you will know your second-death." He beams.

Chantal instinctively grinds her nose along the beastmaster's member, just as Tony Hawk would 50/50 a handicap ramp handrail. Her eyes bulge, nostrils flair... it's feeding time.

Before Josh could finish spilling his watery load upon the ground Sinatra was no more.

As the duo walked away, Josh bit into a bell pepper with a crisp, tactile crunch.

"C'mon 'Tal, les get yuns to the ER."

FIN

Another power Chantal has is explosive diarrhea.

 

[Bad Gateway]

this is good slash

 

[Coolio55]

Frank sinatra starts singing "fly me to the moon" and josh starts jumping and clapping because he recognises the anime song.
Then frank sinatra pwns him.

 

[Coelacanth]

Frank Sinatra tips his fedora - showing all the neckbeard atheists how a chad tips his hat to a lady - and then gets bored and joins the farms to shitpost instead.

 

[stares at error messages]

Zombie Frank Sinatra.​

Zombies are strong.

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

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