Joshua Robert Barnes / Preggo Apple Bloom / PAB / PreggoBloom / Barnphene / McDaddy Weebus - Fetish video maker, attention whore, proud pedo

[EI 903]

To be fair, I'm pretty sure a weener specifically linked them to it.

This. No lolcow ever finds their thread on their own now. It's quite lame.

 

[Kusottare]

That Japanese girl that Jai has made it out to seem I "harassed" has been my friend for months.
We've PM'd each other before and everything. She found my comments funny and clearly was enjoying my posts.

how can you talk to her if she only speaks japanese?
also i'm fairly sure she's a lolita fashion model, so it's quite mystifying as to why she'd be friends with cartoon horse fetishists

also dont't give me any of that "i-i can speak japanese!!" shtick because no you can't

 

[BaconTea]

PAB, the case is you just realised how shitty you are and how sick your stuff is and now you are trying to act like it was all just a joke so you don't have to take responsibility for it. But we don't believe you and I think it's obvious why. You try to shift the discussion to accuse us of spreading rumors about you instead of owning up to shit you really said, but you're not going to succed in derailing it.
It's just like what little kids do when they're ashamed of themselves and try to deny stuff:

Kid1: Wanna take the teacher's pen while she's not looking?
Kid2: Of course not, that would be wrong!
Kid1: Good, because I was just testing you, haha!​

Stop bullshitting.
Oh but I guess you're at least ashamed. Which is good.

 

[VJ 343]

And yes, it is a misunderstanding.

This entire statement reeks of bullshit and makes me wish I had both the "horrifying" and "deviant" Ratings.

Firstly, do not try to tell us what is and isn't porn when your own idea of what is pornographic is so skewed you don't find the idea of a pregnant, underage anthropomorphasized animal disturbing. I don't believe your facts are lies, I think they are facts because your behavior has consistently indicated you are perfectly willing and capable to do exactly what you are talking about.

Pornography is anything that has been produced with the intention to consume it for sexual gratification. This is why pictures of people's feet in otherwise normal pictures can have a pornographic nature, and conversely why life drawing classes are not considered the public hosting of pornography. You have admitted yourself you are sexually gratified by seeing pictures of pregnant, underage anthropomorphasized animals. You are producing pornography.

Do you know how disgusting it is that you have a child you cannot take care of, fob it off to protective services or family, then in the course of sexually gratifying yourself, you choose to get your partner pregnant again? Just think about it. You cannot handle the consequences of your sexual paraphilia; you are harming a young woman by using her body and then destroying the usual family dynamics that arise for the act of carrying and giving birth to a child. You are forcing her to be the face of your paraphilia as a semblance of normality. This is not right, it is manipulative and dangerous.

I don't believe for one second you have not harassed people. You (both) are mentally unsound. My suggestion is to look into therapy. If you are, as you say, a shut in with a sexual fascination for cartoon horses, you need to look into getting help.

I do finally have a question. Why did you edit the comments you responded to in your Butthurt PAB comments video? That defeats the purpose of you responding to them.

Edit: probably should have waited until PAB confirmed before I sperged my apologies.

 

[YI 457]

Surprise. It's me, PAB.
Before everyone starts attacking me all at once, hear me out.

Hi, I'm Abilene. You wanna play?

Your videos are disgusting, but at the same time hipnotic. It doesn't matter if they have a disclaimer, like a pack of cigs with the Smoking Kills disclaimer is still dangerous, they're garbage. Fascinating garbage. We took care of them. They're safe, so if you delete anything there will be reuploaded again. And again. Consider this a public and altruist service.

Welcome to the Farms.

PS: can some admin/mod verify this account, please?

 

[Bugaboo]

Jokes on you guys I was only pretending to be retarded

Because that excuse has worked so well for so many other people who come here.

 

[José Mourinho]

Now now, keep your replies for later on, since PAB isn't confirmed to be verified yet. (Although it's most likely PAB, but not impossible for a possible ruse) Not to mention PAB hasn't tweeted yet to confirm that's it's really PAB here, so save your questions later on.

 

[Fareal]

Do you know how disgusting it is that you have a child you cannot take care of, fob it off to protective services or family, then in the course of sexually gratifying yourself, you choose to get your partner pregnant again? Just think about it. You cannot handle the consequences of your sexual paraphilia; you are harming a young woman by using her body and then destroying the usual family dynamics that arise for the act of carrying and giving birth to a child. You are forcing her to be the face of your paraphilia as a semblance of normality. This is not right, it is manipulative and dangerous.

As the Farms' (current) resident angry pregnant lady, this is where this wild ride stops being funny. There is a kid somewhere (and possibly another on the way) who has been discarded as a byproduct of this shit. Whether or not Michelle makes an adult informed choice to be part of this shit or not, no child does. A child is a person, not an inconvenience to be discarded.

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

Well, this is delightfully nauseating. Admittedly, I have never seen anything like this, but to see someone explaining and defending it in real time...

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Spoiler

PAB's excuse is so original, I've never heard it before! I'm sure it's going to make everything all better for him.

 

[Sanshain]

Surprise. It's me, PAB.

It's not a surprise at all.

Before everyone starts attacking me all at once, hear me out.

I'm pretty sure MRZ said the exact same thing at the start of his thread.

I actually took the time to make an account on this "site" so I could talk to all of you directly.

Yaaaaaaaay.

90% of all the "PAB Facts" I posted were completely false, sarcastic tweets to make people laugh and gain me more followers.

'I was only pretending to be retarded, jokes on you!'

That Japanese girl that Jai has made it out to seem I "harassed" has been my friend for months. We've PM'd each other before and everything. She found my comments funny and clearly was enjoying my posts.

When she comes here, gets the 'Verified' tag, and agrees with you, we'll believe you. Actually, scratch that; it was still fucking terrible humor.

Also, my videos are not considered porn. There is a warning at the beginning of every one of my videos and most of them are age restricted. I'm thriving on Youtube for crying out loud. So my content obviously is not pornography.

Youtube is notoriously schizophrenic about what it does and does not consider inappropriate content. I'd say that you escape solely because of how big the site is and the fact that nobody gives a shit about your work to begin with.

And no, I'm not afraid that someone's going to call child services over an irrelevant forum or whatever this is. (Not trying to make any of you any angrier than you all already are obviously.) I don't have custody of my child because we weren't able to properly take care of him, so we signed the rights over to someone else.

So you basically admit that you are incapable of taking care of the life you bring into the world. You admit that getting wet over spherical objects takes priority over the immense responsibility that raising a child entails. You admit that you have failed in your responsibilities as a parent, and you admit that despite this, you continue to indulge in the obsession that caused you to fail in the first place. You're currently slightly worse than Phil in my book, and only because he'll never sire children - one way or the other.

Look, I know what I do is really weird, but it's something that makes me happy and honestly it's not harming anyone. I've never harassed anyone, I never force anyone to watch my content and I'm not doing anything illegal.

Your content is a crime against human sensibilities, a defilement of a medium usually watched by children and broadcast on a site frequented by them. What you do falls well within the strict definition of illegal activity in many law codes. You cannot deny this without being a hypocrite. But then again, you manifestly are already.

Nobody IRL is going to care that some shut in is uploading warped images and video of an imaginary cartoon horse.

Nick Bate thought that nobody IRL was going to do anything about his warped scatalogical fetishes. Want to guess where he is now?

I'm willing to talk to any of you that are willing to have a civil conversation.

To have a civil conversation with somebody, one first needs to have an ounce of respect for them.

No name calling, nothing like that. Most of this is just a big misunderstanding obviously.

You have screamed to the high heavens on every medium at your disposal that you're totes serious about everything you now claim to be a 'big misunderstanding'. Do you honestly think we'll believe you?

And yes, it is a misunderstanding.

Only in the sense that you misunderstand the magnitude of the hole you've spent the past few years of your life digging out with an alacrity that would embarrass a colony of badgers with the regulation training to operate a fucking excavator.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

Surprise. It's me, PAB.
Before everyone starts attacking me all at once, hear me out.
I actually took the time to make an account on this "site" so I could talk to all of you directly.

90% of all the "PAB Facts" I posted were completely false, sarcastic tweets to make people laugh and gain me more followers.
That Japanese girl that Jai has made it out to seem I "harassed" has been my friend for months.
We've PM'd each other before and everything. She found my comments funny and clearly was enjoying my posts.

Also, my videos are not considered porn. There is a warning at the beginning of every one of my videos and most of them are age restricted. I'm thriving on Youtube for crying out loud. So my content obviously is not pornography.

And no, I'm not afraid that someone's going to call child services over an irrelevant forum or whatever this is. (Not trying to make any of you any angrier than you all already are obviously.)
I don't have custody of my child because we weren't able to properly take care of him, so we signed the rights over to someone else.

Look, I know what I do is really weird, but it's something that makes me happy and honestly it's not harming anyone. I've never harassed anyone, I never force anyone to watch my content and I'm not doing anything illegal.

Nobody IRL is going to care that some shut in is uploading warped images and video of an imaginary cartoon horse. I'm willing to talk to any of you that are willing to have a civil conversation.
No name calling, nothing like that. Most of this is just a big misunderstanding obviously.

And yes, it is a misunderstanding.

If you weren't even able to take care of a child, you definally know that there's something wrong with you

 

[meatslab]

Imagine growing up and finding out that your parents made you only so they could fuel a fetish that centers around a children's cartoon about colorful horses.

 

[melty]

Is there proof they had the first kid? Something about this is suspicious

 

[haglover]

Just another day in the brony fandom.

 

[Meatman]

Surprise. It's me, PAB.
Before everyone starts attacking me all at once, hear me out.
I actually took the time to make an account on this "site" so I could talk to all of you directly.

90% of all the "PAB Facts" I posted were completely false, sarcastic tweets to make people laugh and gain me more followers.
That Japanese girl that Jai has made it out to seem I "harassed" has been my friend for months.
We've PM'd each other before and everything. She found my comments funny and clearly was enjoying my posts.

Also, my videos are not considered porn. There is a warning at the beginning of every one of my videos and most of them are age restricted. I'm thriving on Youtube for crying out loud. So my content obviously is not pornography.

And no, I'm not afraid that someone's going to call child services over an irrelevant forum or whatever this is. (Not trying to make any of you any angrier than you all already are obviously.)
I don't have custody of my child because we weren't able to properly take care of him, so we signed the rights over to someone else.

Look, I know what I do is really weird, but it's something that makes me happy and honestly it's not harming anyone. I've never harassed anyone, I never force anyone to watch my content and I'm not doing anything illegal.

Nobody IRL is going to care that some shut in is uploading warped images and video of an imaginary cartoon horse. I'm willing to talk to any of you that are willing to have a civil conversation.
No name calling, nothing like that. Most of this is just a big misunderstanding obviously.

And yes, it is a misunderstanding.

You knowingly birthed a child into this, knowing full well that it is human, with a life, purely for fetish fuel.
Then just sold it off.
Wash, Rinse, Repeat just so Joshy can get his sick kicks?

 

[CatParty]

Surprise. It's me, PAB.
Before everyone starts attacking me all at once, hear me out.
I actually took the time to make an account on this "site" so I could talk to all of you directly.

90% of all the "PAB Facts" I posted were completely false, sarcastic tweets to make people laugh and gain me more followers.
That Japanese girl that Jai has made it out to seem I "harassed" has been my friend for months.
We've PM'd each other before and everything. She found my comments funny and clearly was enjoying my posts.

Also, my videos are not considered porn. There is a warning at the beginning of every one of my videos and most of them are age restricted. I'm thriving on Youtube for crying out loud. So my content obviously is not pornography.

And no, I'm not afraid that someone's going to call child services over an irrelevant forum or whatever this is. (Not trying to make any of you any angrier than you all already are obviously.)
I don't have custody of my child because we weren't able to properly take care of him, so we signed the rights over to someone else.

Look, I know what I do is really weird, but it's something that makes me happy and honestly it's not harming anyone. I've never harassed anyone, I never force anyone to watch my content and I'm not doing anything illegal.

Nobody IRL is going to care that some shut in is uploading warped images and video of an imaginary cartoon horse. I'm willing to talk to any of you that are willing to have a civil conversation.
No name calling, nothing like that. Most of this is just a big misunderstanding obviously.

And yes, it is a misunderstanding.

you are disgusting

 

[chimpburgers]

Surprise. It's me, PAB.
Before everyone starts attacking me all at once, hear me out.
I actually took the time to make an account on this "site" so I could talk to all of you directly.

90% of all the "PAB Facts" I posted were completely false, sarcastic tweets to make people laugh and gain me more followers.
That Japanese girl that Jai has made it out to seem I "harassed" has been my friend for months.
We've PM'd each other before and everything. She found my comments funny and clearly was enjoying my posts.

Also, my videos are not considered porn. There is a warning at the beginning of every one of my videos and most of them are age restricted. I'm thriving on Youtube for crying out loud. So my content obviously is not pornography.

And no, I'm not afraid that someone's going to call child services over an irrelevant forum or whatever this is. (Not trying to make any of you any angrier than you all already are obviously.)
I don't have custody of my child because we weren't able to properly take care of him, so we signed the rights over to someone else.

Look, I know what I do is really weird, but it's something that makes me happy and honestly it's not harming anyone. I've never harassed anyone, I never force anyone to watch my content and I'm not doing anything illegal.

Nobody IRL is going to care that some shut in is uploading warped images and video of an imaginary cartoon horse. I'm willing to talk to any of you that are willing to have a civil conversation.
No name calling, nothing like that. Most of this is just a big misunderstanding obviously.

And yes, it is a misunderstanding.

Thanks for making me cringe so hard, assuming that this is really you. I'm still waiting for you to post a tweet or anything to prove that this is in fact your account.

 

[Preggo Apple]

I never sent my stuff to the voice actor of Apple Bloom. That was a joke.
Doesn't matter if it's "fetish material."
It's still not porn. What I create is soft vore that's tame enough to upload to Youtube.
Some people may look at it as inappropriate or weird, but it certainly isn't breaking any rules.
I got a message from Youtube themselves, them telling me that my content was okay to be on there as long as I age restricted my vore videos.

 

[José Mourinho]

I never sent my stuff to the voice actor of Apple Bloom. That was a joke.
Doesn't matter if it's "fetish material."
It's still not porn. What I create is soft vore that's tame enough to upload to Youtube.
Some people may look at it as inappropriate or weird, but it certainly isn't breaking any rules.
I got a message from Youtube themselves, them telling me that my content was okay to be on there as long as I age restricted my vore videos.

Can you post on Twitter to confirm that this is you? Thanks.