Joshua Robert Barnes / Preggo Apple Bloom / PAB / PreggoBloom / Barnphene / McDaddy Weebus - Fetish video maker, attention whore, proud pedo

[Geewunner]

It's isn't a bloody parody work if you take it bloody seriously.
Have they ever considered going to a shrink or marriage counseling?

Only if the marriage counselor is pregnant with triplets.

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

Everyone alive has at least one kink they know would mortify every other living person. But we also know they are always going to turn us on. And so the internet devised the great code of fetish decency's.

1. Keep your fetish in its bubble. Wherever it may be that people are also into and OK with.
2. Keep your fetish in its bubble. No seriously. Don't be bringing up your carebear head cannon necrophilia and vore shit at a dorm-room party. A open aired public hangout is not the place to try and meet someone else into your kink.
3. Leave kids right the hell out of it. Everyone else who is a adult can say whether or not they want on-board and have had enough experience to decide if something is their thing or not. You start adding that pedo trash loli shit or whatever into your thing, your now going after people who should not have to be exposed or have that kind of thing thrust upon them.

PAB broke 2. and the ever sacred 3. On top of that he was like "yeah we're into pedo garbage but by the power of the anonymity granted by the interenet we mock at thee kiwi's! " That is when people dug into who they are in real life and it becomes "We're just edgy! please this is getting too personal"

It is only by breaking the sacred third law that personal info may be pillaged from the offender. Had they not done this, they could bitch. As they have they must suck the rigid dick of personal internet infamy.

through my bill I hath spoken the truth. Through my beedy eyes I have judged you PAB.

I don't think they were raised with the idea of self imposed rules. (Or, at least,rules that aren't strictly applied.)

If they were smart enough, they could have pawned it off on just crappy fanwork. (Many fans don't actually get off on what they produce, of course. Many do it for the sake of entertainment. )But they straight up admit it. Gross.

 

[The Crazy Macer]

Looks like they took some advice. They changed their twitter avatar to something other than the Apple Blossom pony, and their YouTube channel doesn't appear to have any Apple Blossom specific videos anymore. (At least, not on the front page. Didn't bother to look too much deeper than that.)

 

[WireSponge]

@Preggo Apple Just so you know, you have to put an @ before someone's name to tag them. It gives them a notification and makes responding to someone much easier.

Wait, she's a member now? Shit!

It's pretty hard to miss her. She's the one with the pregnant avatar and giant verified banner. Just read through the thread more. You'll notice her quickly.

 

[Shadow Fox]

My goal in life is to make PAB outlive the entire Brony and Clopping Fandom. I'm talking 20+ years of big belly PAB content.

All right, look. There is a 40-year-old fart fetishist in Bumfuck, Missouri whose life goal is to return to Arkansas State University and live the rest of his life as a college student eating cafeteria food and beating off to girls who call him on the telephone...and his ambitions are less retarded than yours.

Think about that, you sorry waste of carbon.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

Is this going to be another one of those 'Kiwis save girl from terrible relationship just by giving insight' like it happened with the Golden Knight, or is there a deeper lever of 'kindred spirits that are terrible find each other' going on?

 

[BT 075]

Bronies are not furries, we want nothing to do with your disgusting ilk whatsoever.

Furries = people who are into all sorts of anthropomorphic animals

Bronies =people who are into anthropomorphic ponies specifically

I am not that familiar with either world (thanfully) but it kinda sounds like "I'm better then these guys because I pretend to be a cool wolf and they pretend to be a faggy pony", lol.

 

[c-no]

Furries = people who are into all sorts of anthropomorphic animals

Bronies =people who are into anthropomorphic ponies specifically

I am not that familiar with either world (thanfully) but it kinda sounds like "I'm better then these guys because I pretend to be a cool wolf and they pretend to be a faggy pony", lol.

If one were to really bring up any difference, it's that furries are into other animals besides horses. Either way, even furries can point out how much of a sped bronies are, and PAB can be no different as bronies, especially with their fetish stuff. Only other difference is that bronies seem to prefer their horses as is, furries would try to have their animals more upright.

 

[Nayolfa]

I can't listen to this PABS interview in one sit through. These people are the same age and talk dead on like my southern friends neighbors...

It's like hearing them explain their fetishes to me. *cringe*

 

[Bugaboo]

I can't listen to this PABS interview in one sit through. These people are the same age and talk dead on like my southern friends neighbors...

Wait a' further the sterotype of all southerners being dumb PAB

 

[Bungleboy]

I'm really very uncomfortable right now.

 

[YI 457]

So... a little kiwi pmed. You've been deleting your videos, @Preggo Apple. One of them is: Butthurt PAB Comments! NEW SERIES COMING SOON!.

What are the others? Don't be shy. I'm here to help.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

So... a little kiwi pmed. You've been deleting your videos, @Preggo Apple. One of them is: Butthurt PAB Comments! NEW SERIES COMING SOON!.

What are the others? Don't be shy. I'm here to help.

They really like adding that farting noise to their 'music', huh?

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

@Preggo Apple , this is your son's namesake? That poor kid.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

@Preggo Apple

Her tweet basically says, "Does this weirdo really think he can make me pregnant just by tweeting "Get pregnant!" at me every day?"
She's mocking you too.

So much to laugh at here, starting with "I was talking to her with google translate!" Yea, I'm sure that conversation was so easy to understand on both sides.

Quite late, buuuuuut.... Considering I ran it through google translate and got (roughly) a similar sentiment to what @trombonista said, I think it's safe to say that either this was a) incredibly difficult or b) they're incredibly stupid. Given the circle this thread has gone in for most of its pages, I'm willing to bet on the latter. That, and they don't appear to read a comment fully anyway before replying. Probably just saw "get pregnant" and the emoticons (and W's, since that's used like "lol") and went "SEE? SHE KNEW IT WAS A JOKE!" rather than them being the joke.

I don't know how accurate it is, but after all of the translators I ran it through it brings up something akin to "Of all the 7 billion people in the world, this gets sent to me" and another translator translated part of the first half as not only "why is this weirdo sending me this?" but also something like "it was funny the first time, but now it's every day." (They still roughly went something like what trombonista said.)

That's just speculation, however, and I'm late to the party already.

I transcribed the first 10 minutes of the interview.

Spoiler

Master: Alright, should we just start with the questions, or do you want me to give you the rules first? Not really rules, just a concept of how this works. I mentioned it before hand, that any questions you don't feel obligated to answer, you can simply pass by saying "pass." Does this seem fair?

Rob: It seems fair, but we'll answer anything, besides, you know..like, super personal stuff.

Master: Absolutely, absolutely. Like I said, some of the questions may come off as intrapersonal, that's why I'm stating this ahead of time.

Rob: These are probably things we've already said.

Master: Probably but you know, they're very, um, invasive? I want to say? Maybe just a little bit. Alright, [laughs] okay. I'm all comfortable now, so let's get this started. Okay, first question that's going to come up, is, can you explain the humor in telling people you fucked your cousin?

Rob: [noises] Okay.

Master: I did warn you ahead of time, you can't like be "Oh, that's not fair." No, I did say ahead of time.

Rob: Okay...I was sitting here, bored, nothing to do. We do not have that many followers on twitter, and the main way that we have obtained likes and subscribers online, has been by posting things that's...are kind of over the top. So, we thought it would be a good idea to post facts about PAB that were over the top, and uh, all of them were not true, and the people that know us, like actually talk to us daily know that they're not true. So, we assume that when we post all of these PAB facts.. (PAB interrupts)

PAB: Um, I think he means like, why the fuck your cousin thing?

Rob: Oh, that's what I'm getting to! I'm saying, [stress sigh] the fuck my cousin thing, along with all the other PAB facts, were meant to just bring more attention into us..by freaking people out. But, they were not all true.

Master: Oh thats, okay, understandable. But, you know, coming from a comedian standpoint myself, when you say something like "I fucked my cousin", you should have said "It was pretty hard, because she was already dead." You know, just follow through with something else. When you just say you fucked your cousin, a lot of people are going to construe that as the idea that you actually fucked your cousin.

PAB: [unintelligible] incest.

Rob: I understand, I understand. Yeah

Master: Yes. She, she's got the idea.

Rob: Yeah.

Master: A good joke generally has a punch line that follows, when you say something just straight up like that, a lot of people will get the wrong impression. But, I think that's a justifiable answer. Is there anything else you'd like to add, or would you like to move on?

Rob: I guess we can move on.

Master: Okay. Okay. I'm not trying to push this, if you feel, if anytime at any point you want to jump in and interject, by all means, please do so.

Rob: That's fine.

Master: Okay. Next question.

Rob: [unintelligible] Okay.

Master: I'm not 100% on how to pronounce your name, so I'm probably going to say this wrong, but um, Allayah?

PAB: My name's Michelle.

Master: Oh, okay, so these idiots don't know what they're doing, at all.

PAB: No, not really.

Master: Ok, well that's fine, okay.

PAB: [unintelligible] name is Kat.

Master: So lets, so let's just go with.. [pause] Okay, so like I said, these questions might come off, if you want to pass, pass, but this was asking how old were you when you had your baby, and how old was Rob?

[Very long pause with lip smacking]

PAB: Uuuh, I was 18, like just having turned 18, and he was 21.

Master: Okay, so just on the cusp of adulthood. Okay, alright, that's fine, like I said, you know, at any point at any time you feel you don't answer just pass. I'm not going to force anything out of you, you don't want to say.

Rob: I mean, and also, we were legally married, so.

Master: Okay.

Rob: I don't see what the issue is anyways

Master: Okay, it's alright, If, please, by all means if you feel the need to defend yourself please do so. Like I said, I'm not here, I'm not here to harass you. I'm not here to tell you how wrong you are, or how right I am. I'm not here for that.

Rob: I know, it's just, you know.. people are, are like, trying to like, make me look like some type of [pause] I have no idea. And, I'm like, if we were, if we were legally married, in the state we live in, I mean [pause] I don't see the issue. I mean, and she's of age, and we're, I'm just saying. I don't.

Master: It's okay, it's okay, don't be flustered, don't worry. Like I said, I'm not sitting here judging you. I'm just not wearing pants.

[PAB and Master laugh]

Master: See that, that's a joke. See? See how the momentary laughs [unintelligible] laughter, that's a joke. I'm gonna work some in here, so be careful, I'm gonna have a couple more probably. Alright, if we think that question's good, next one?

Rob: Sure.

Master: Alright, how old were you when you met? You mentioned something, I'm just, I'm going by what some of them said, you mentioned that you met a year ago through Facebook, but, they'd like to see if they can hammer that down, to like a number.

Rob: Well I could give you the whole story, if you want it.

Master: Absolutely!

Rob: Well, we-we were friends on Facebook for 4 years, and we had been friends for 4 years. But we never really, you know, hung out or anything. Because, 4 years ago, you know, she was too young for me to date or anything, but, we'd only, we've only seen each other like, seen each other at the mall like once or twice, but we have never actually like hung out or anything. And last year, I met her, I mean this is gonna give me a lot of hate too, but the fact that we're still together kind of justifies anything in a weird way, but anyways, we met last year, the summer of last year. She just had turned 18.

PAB: [unintelligible] no..

Rob: Yeah, you were practically, you were practically 18, and over the summer, and we hung out, we really had a connection there. And, before the summer, around the end of the summer, she moved in with me, and we got married. That is a little crazy, because, you know, most people don't do stuff like that, but, that's what happened.

Master; Okay, okay. So how long have you actually been married as of now?

Rob: uh...for, a little bit over a year.

Master: A little bit over a year, okay, okay, and how..[Rob interrupts]

Rob: Like you can tell when we got married by when like, when we first started doing the pony vore videos.

Master: Mhm. Mhm.

Rob: 'Cause those did not exist until we were together.

Master: Okay, Alright.

Rob: And we started them like a month after we got married.

Master: I got that. Alright. Um, how long would, how long would you say you were dating eachother? Like if you put a term to dating, how long would you say you dated each other?

[Rob and PAB whisper]

PAB: I feel bad though.

Rob: I told her to tell you that she said she..we were dating for like, 2 or 3 weeks.

[Rob and PAB laugh]

Master: Okay, that's fine. Oh, like I-Hey, I'm not judging here. I've done stupid things too. Wait, that didn't come out right. Never mind, like I said-[Rob interrupts]

Rob: For the fact that we haven't had a divorce is like, amazing.

Master: Okay. Alright. Alright. Alright, um, next question? You good? You feel, feel good on that one?

Rob: I guess so.

Master: Alright, let's move on to the next question. Alright, this one, this one's gonna come off as a little dickish but I'm gonna reword it to my way. When you say you collect disabilities, and you state them as seizures and anxiety, how...how would you rate those on the level?

Rob: Okay, there was a, apparently there was a misunderstanding.

Master: Okay, by..please.

Rob: With everybody just attacking us without actually giving us the chance to explain anything.

Master: Okay.

Rob: I do not get any money from the government.

Master: Okay.

Rob: That was a misinterpretation. When I said I'm disabled, it doesn't mean like I'm so disabled I'm getting something out of it. It's the fact that I have a really bad anxiety problem. and I have like, phy-physical manifestations , you know, where my heart beat fast, or I feel short of breath, or, you know, something stupid like that.

Master: Mhm. Mhm.

Rob: I mean, it happens to me randomly. And, I go to the hospital ,and they say well, we can't find anything wrong with you, so it's just anxiety. You need to be, you know. You need to just deal with your panic attacks and your physical manifestations of stress and they'll eventually stop. But the thing is, I have a hard time dealing with it, so I have a hard time holding a job. Because ever since, like, she had the seizure and stuff, you know, it's just..it's really hurt me because you know, that's when we stopped making videos for like, the entire summer because I wasn't able to do anything. And I'm the only one who can edit the videos because she doesn't know how.

Master: Okay, okay. So what you're saying is that your, while, while it's considered a disablity it is in no way whatsoever monetized by the government?

Rob: Yes, it's more of a, it just prevents me from holding a job, basically.

Master: Okay, alright. So this next question's gonna come off a little less antiquated, but allow me to break it down, I'll just break it down for the last half. Do you plan on trying to monetize PAB?

Rob: No. That's a bad idea.

Master: Okay. Alright.

PAB: [laughs] That's such a bad idea.

Rob: [unintelligible] I believe that we have the right to like, you know, 'cause I believe that..

[Master coughs]

Master: Excuse me.

Rob: PAB is a parody. Huh?

Master: Oh, excuse me, I coughed.

Rob: I believe that like PAB is a parody, like a spoof, you know? I believe that you know, we have to right to make, you know, PAB videos, as I don't really see the harm in it. I don't see..we're not, we're not..I believe it's like in the category of making a parody, like I've already said. But the thing is, we don't own the rights to like, the characters. So, I don't think that legally it would be a good idea for us to monetize anything. but, I believe like, on a non-profit level, we have the right to.

Thank you very much for making a transcript of this, no matter how partial!

After reading this thread so far in its entirety, however, it does seem quite creepy to have him sitting there the entire time while she's typing. Sounds incredibly controlling. And really, why all of the lies, especially when it was completely unnecessary? Don't they realize that doing this (as well as providing no proof) means we have absolutely no reason to take them on their word, which is pretty much what they expect? (That, and bizarrely being adamant about how they're not gonna stop making videos like they're martyrs when no one's asked them to -- or when it's not even relevant. Maybe martyrdom is what they want?)

I digress. I feel pretty sorry for all of the kiwis who wasted part of their time talking to a couple of brick walls.

 

[Elijah]

Thank you very much for making a transcript of this, no matter how partial!

No problem. Transcribing a one hour interview is a bitch, I'd appreciate if some other kiwis could pitch in, and we could patch together a full transcript. I know one kiwi said he couldn't listen to it because he was over his data allocation.

 

[DuckbilledPlaty]

The PAB has gone completely silent... Why play possum then add new videos?

Or, Did Taxman lead them through his glorious portal to talking horse land to escape our persecution? And if so, If he truly succeeded, do we follow to finish what we started?

 

[Tim Buckley]

My goal in life is to make PAB outlive the entire Brony and Clopping Fandom. I'm talking 20+ years of big belly PAB content.

We found a brand new Forum quote right?

Also, call me autistic if you want but something feels very off to me each time I see this couple in their videos, like watching a captive victim is held at gunpoint while reading something.

 

[c-no]

The PAB has gone completely silent... Why play possum then add new videos?

Or, Did Taxman lead them through his glorious portal to talking horse land to escape our persecution? And if so, If he truly succeeded, do we follow to finish what we started?

Perhaps play possum so the "stalking haters" won't know about new content. PAB wouldn't want to get too much stress from Kiwi's, anti-bronies, and other haters speaking of how bad their fetishes are and all.

 

[Azazel]

Spoiler: Full interview transcript

Master: Alright, should we just start with the questions, or do you want me to give you the rules first? Not really rules, just a concept of how this works. I mentioned it before hand, that any questions you don't feel obligated to answer, you can simply pass by saying "pass." Does this seem fair?

Rob: It seems fair, but we'll answer anything, besides, you know...like, super personal stuff.

Master: Absolutely, absolutely. Like I said, some of the questions may come off as intrapersonal, that's why I'm stating this ahead of time.

Rob: These are probably things we've already said.

Master: Probably but you know, they're very, um, invasive? I want to say? Maybe just a little bit. Alright, [laughs] okay. I'm all comfortable now, so let's get this started. Okay, first question that's going to come up, is, can you explain the humor in telling people you fucked your cousin?

Rob: [noises] Okay.

Master: I did warn you ahead of time, you can't like be "Oh, that's not fair." No, I did say ahead of time.

Rob: Okay...I was sitting here, bored, nothing to do. We do not have that many followers on twitter, and the main way that we have obtained likes and subscribers online, has been by posting things that's...are kind of over the top. So, we thought it would be a good idea to post facts about PAB that were over the top, and uh, all of them were not true, and the people that know us, like actually talk to us daily know that they're not true. So, we assume that when we post all of these PAB facts.. (Michelle interrupts)

Michelle: Um, I think he means like, why the fuck your cousin thing?

Rob: Oh, that's what I'm getting to! I'm saying, [stress sigh] the fuck my cousin thing, along with all the other PAB facts, were meant to just bring more attention into us...by freaking people out. But, they were not all true.

Master: Oh that's, okay, understandable. But, you know, coming from a comedian standpoint myself, when you say something like "I fucked my cousin", you should have said "It was pretty hard, because she was already dead." You know, just follow through with something else. When you just say you fucked your cousin, a lot of people are going to construe that as the idea that you actually fucked your cousin.

Michelle: [unintelligible] incest.

Rob: I understand, I understand. Yeah

Master: Yes. She, she's got the idea.

Rob: Yeah.

Master: A good joke generally has a punch line that follows, when you say something just straight up like that, a lot of people will get the wrong impression. But, I think that's a justifiable answer. Is there anything else you'd like to add, or would you like to move on?

Rob: I guess we can move on.

Master: Okay. Okay. I'm not trying to push this, if you feel, if anytime at any point you want to jump in and interject, by all means, please do so.

Rob: That's fine.

Master: Okay. Next question.

Rob: [unintelligible] Okay.

Master: I'm not 100% on how to pronounce your name, so I'm probably going to say this wrong, but um, Allayah?

Michelle: My name's Michelle.

Master: Oh, okay, so these idiots don't know what they're doing, at all.

Michelle: No, not really.

Master: Ok, well that's fine, okay.

Michelle: [unintelligible] name is Kat.

Master: So lets, so let's just go with.. [pause] Okay, so like I said, these questions might come off, if you want to pass, pass, but this was asking how old were you when you had your baby, and how old was Rob?

[Very long pause with lip smacking]

Michelle: Uuuh, I was 18, like just having turned 18, and he was 21.

Master: Okay, so just on the cusp of adulthood. Okay, alright, that's fine, like I said, you know, at any point at any time you feel you don't answer just pass. I'm not going to force anything out of you, you don't want to say.

Rob: I mean, and also, we were legally married, so.

Master: Okay.

Rob: I don't see what the issue is anyways

Master: Okay, it's alright, If, please, by all means if you feel the need to defend yourself please do so. Like I said, I'm not here, I'm not here to harass you. I'm not here to tell you how wrong you are, or how right I am. I'm not here for that.

Rob: I know, it's just, you know.. people are, are like, trying to like, make me look like some type of [pause] I have no idea. And, I'm like, if we were, if we were legally married, in the state we live in, I mean [pause] I don't see the issue. I mean, and she's of age, and we're, I'm just saying. I don't.

Master: It's okay, it's okay, don't be flustered, don't worry. Like I said, I'm not sitting here judging you. I'm just not wearing pants.

[Michelle and Master laugh]

Master: See that, that's a joke. See? See how the momentary laughs [unintelligible] laughter, that's a joke. I'm gonna work some in here, so be careful, I'm gonna have a couple more probably. Alright, if we think that question's good, next one?

Rob: Sure.

Master: Alright, how old were you when you met? You mentioned something, I'm just, I'm going by what some of them said, you mentioned that you met a year ago through Facebook, but, they'd like to see if they can hammer that down, to like a number.

Rob: Well I could give you the whole story, if you want it.

Master: Absolutely!

Rob: Well, we-we were friends on Facebook for 4 years, and we had been friends for 4 years. But we never really, you know, hung out or anything. Because, 4 years ago, you know, she was too young for me to date or anything, but, we'd only, we've only seen each other like, seen each other at the mall like once or twice, but we have never actually like hung out or anything. And last year, I met her, I mean this is gonna give me a lot of hate too, but the fact that we're still together kind of justifies anything in a weird way, but anyways, we met last year, the summer of last year. She just had turned 18.

Michelle: [unintelligible] no..

Rob: Yeah, you were practically, you were practically 18, and over the summer, and we hung out, we really had a connection there. And, before the summer, around the end of the summer, she moved in with me, and we got married. That is a little crazy, because, you know, most people don't do stuff like that, but, that's what happened.

Master; Okay, okay. So how long have you actually been married as of now?

Rob: uh...for, a little bit over a year.

Master: A little bit over a year, okay, okay, and how..[Rob interrupts]

Rob: Like you can tell when we got married by when like, when we first started doing the pony vore videos.

Master: Mhm. Mhm.

Rob: 'Cause those did not exist until we were together.

Master: Okay, Alright.

Rob: And we started them like a month after we got married.

Master: I got that. Alright. Um, how long would, how long would you say you were dating eachother? Like if you put a term to dating, how long would you say you dated each other?

[Rob and Michelle whisper]

Michelle: I feel bad though.

Rob: I told her to tell you that she said she..we were dating for like, 2 or 3 weeks.

[Rob and Michelle laugh]

Master: Okay, that's fine. Oh, like I-Hey, I'm not judging here. I've done stupid things too. Wait, that didn't come out right. Never mind, like I said-[Rob interrupts]

Rob: For the fact that we haven't had a divorce is like, amazing.

Master: Okay. Alright. Alright. Alright, um, next question? You good? You feel, feel good on that one?

Rob: I guess so.

Master: Alright, let's move on to the next question. Alright, this one, this one's gonna come off as a little dickish but I'm gonna reword it to my way. When you say you collect disabilities, and you state them as seizures and anxiety, how...how would you rate those on the level?

Rob: Okay, there was a, apparently there was a misunderstanding.

Master: Okay, by..please.

Rob: With everybody just attacking us without actually giving us the chance to explain anything.

Master: Okay.

Rob: I do not get any money from the government.

Master: Okay.

Rob: That was a misinterpretation. When I said I'm disabled, it doesn't mean like I'm so disabled I'm getting something out of it. It's the fact that I have a really bad anxiety problem. and I have like, phy-physical manifestations , you know, where my heart beat fast, or I feel short of breath, or, you know, something stupid like that.

Master: Mhm. Mhm.

Rob: I mean, it happens to me randomly. And, I go to the hospital ,and they say well, we can't find anything wrong with you, so it's just anxiety. You need to be, you know. You need to just deal with your panic attacks and your physical manifestations of stress and they'll eventually stop. But the thing is, I have a hard time dealing with it, so I have a hard time holding a job. Because ever since, like, she had the seizure and stuff, you know, it's just..it's really hurt me because you know, that's when we stopped making videos for like, the entire summer because I wasn't able to do anything. And I'm the only one who can edit the videos because she doesn't know how.

Master: Okay, okay. So what you're saying is that your, while, while it's considered a disability it is in no way whatsoever monetized by the government?

Rob: Yes, it's more of a, it just prevents me from holding a job, basically.

Master: Okay, alright. So this next question's gonna come off a little less antiquated, but allow me to break it down, I'll just break it down for the last half. Do you plan on trying to monetize PAB?

Rob: No. That's a bad idea.

Master: Okay. Alright.

Michelle: [laughs] That's such a bad idea.

Rob: [unintelligible] I believe that we have the right to like, you know, 'cause I believe that..

[Master coughs]

Master: Excuse me.

Rob: PAB is a parody. Huh?

Master: Oh, excuse me, I coughed.

Rob: I believe that like PAB is a parody, like a spoof, you know? I believe that you know, we have to right to make, you know, PAB videos, as I don't really see the harm in it. I don't see..we're not, we're not..I believe it's like in the category of making a parody, like I've already said. But the thing is, we don't own the rights to like, the characters. So, I don't think that legally it would be a good idea for us to monetize anything. but, I believe like, on a non-profit level, we have the right to.

Michelle: Non-profit monetization(?)

Master: Well there's free trade rules and stuff that could apply to that as well, but I couldn't give any details on that, I'm not too deep into it myself. Anyway, okay, I think that takes care of that question. This next one...this next one is gonna dig a little deep. So, I'm just, I'm wording it exactly how it is, so...don't hate me for it, please. All right, here we go.

Rob: Okay.

Master: You mentioned before in the thread how you never planned on getting pregnant again. So, the question they asked is: Did you get a vasectomy or did she get her tubes tied? I know that doesn't sound fucking medical at all, but that's how they wrote it.

Michelle: I'm on a birth control shot.

Master: Okay. All right.

Rob: Yea, she's on a birth control shot, and she's never going to get pregnant again, because all this that I already told you kind of..

Master: Okay.

Rob. ...hurt us, in real life, you know?

Master: Understandable.

Rob: Yea

Master: With you 100%. Okay, this next one....not too weird, really. Um, do either of your parents on either side financially support you in any way?

Rob: [Pause] Well....my mother...kinda does.

Master: Okay

Rob: She, you know, she doesn't really like support us as in like keep us alive.

Master: Oh, understandable. Even sometimes my old man stops by once in awhile with a box of Kroff dinners or something like that.

Rob: She makes sure that, you know, we have electricity and water...and she makes sure that, you know, I get my medicine and stuff, but that's about it.

Master: Okay

Rob: She doesn't-

Michelle: Food and stuff

Rob: Foo- You know, when it comes to food and stuff, we can....we can provide that for ourselves.

Master: Okay. All right. Sounds good to me. All right, the other half of the question is: Haa, oh boy, this one is gonna be a hoot...All right. What do your parents think of your life choices/fetishes?

Rob: Well...We don't just....We don't really tell her everything we do.

Master: I assume the one T-Shirt you have is like...the one T-Shirt?

PAB: Uhhhhmm

Rob: We have-We have like, two T-shirts. We have the panty shirt-

Master: Okay

Rob: -and the PAB T-shirt

Master: Okay

Rob: And...the only T-shirt my Mom's ever seen is the panty shirt because I got it in the mail, it was like the first shirt I ever, you know, customly made online and ordered, and I kinda had like a spastic happy fit over it, because I couldn't believe they actually made the shirt.

Michelle [Starts Laughing]

Rob: So like "Oh my god, they actually made this shirt and sent it to me?" Because I thought they were gonna send me everything back saying "We can't make this" You know, about it being too weird or "We just don't wanna make this", but when they actually sent me the shirt, like the first thing I did was went to the mall wearing it. [Laughs]
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Master: Okay.

Rob: And my Mom saw it, yeah.

Master: Hm, well that's definitely gonna happen when you wear it in public. All right, okay. I'm gonna skip this one and save it toward near the end I think. All right, cause yeah this one's gonna be a bit of a dick kicker. All right so we'll go onto the next one. Um, somebody in the thread mentioned that you dropped out of high school. Is that true?

Rob: No, I didn't.

Michelle: [reluctantly] I did...

Master: You did? At what age did you do that?

Michelle: [Long pause with whispering] ...18

Master: 18?

Michelle: Uh huh.

Master: Okay, and they uh, continuation on that: Was it because of the pregnancy?

Michelle: [Pause] ...No.

Master: Not cause of the pregnancy? Okay. Do you regret dropping out of high school?

Michelle: I....I'm trying to get my GED. I don't really regret, because I've never been one of those people to interact with other people in High School, so I feel more comfortable getting my GED then...

Master: Okay, that was actually the next part of the question so that takes care of that. All right.

Rob: There was an issue her family, and...like....I live a little over an hour away from where she lived, and her family was kind of on like, an abusive level.

Master: M'kay.

Rob: So, after we decided we were gonna, you know, be together, she just moved in with me and that's kinda how she had to leave school, cause, you know, she didn't have time to transfer. So we were just like "You'll get your GED eventually" So that's how that happened.

Master: All right. Okay. It sounds justifiable. I mean I can't sit here and judge, I dropped out of school almost. I finished, and then still went and got a GED because I didn't feel justified with what I had. But you know, to each their own. You know how the saying goes. All right, next question? Good? We all still good? I don't-

Rob: Yeah

Master: I don't- Like I said, I don't want to pry.

Rob: That's fine.

Master: Okay, this next one...this one's a bit of a jab. But I gotta admit, I saw it a couple of times, so I kinda wanna ask it myself. You originally talked about, you know, you don't care what we were saying, publicity is publicity, "we'll keep doing what we want, #1" You know, you were enjoying all the attention. But now, you want the thread taken down?

Rob: [Long pause] I mean...when...we say, "Publicity is publicity"...

Master: Mhm, there's no such thing as bad publicity, like anyone in Hollywood would tell you that, there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Rob: I mean, that's true and we like it when it's directed towards PAB. But, when people start attacking us, the people behind PAB, and I don't care if they do cause I know they're going to but when they start...

Michelle: The name calling

Rob: Trying to like... I'm not sure what to call it. Dig up things about us, and they start trying to-

Master: Well, you- I'm going to go just slightly bit off topic here. See a lot of people get a misinterpretation, perhaps, it because of the way the things look, based on what they've seen. There are a lot of - I'm just using this in context so don't take it directly at yourselves - But there are a lot of sick motherfuckers on the internet who get away with doing lot of really sick shit. One of them was just recently caught. It was a big deal, his name was Nick Bate, and he was a sick, disgusting motherfucker who openly and brazenly loved bragging about the disgusting shit he did. And when I say disgusting shit, I mean he did things to his younger sister.

Rob: Well-Well that's bad. That's completely different.

Master: Well yes, but it's in the same vein in a sense. This man was delusioned to the concept that what he was doing was fine. he uploaded videos to youtube where he was singing about fucking a pillow and then fucking his underaged sister.

Rob: Well that's horrible but

Master: Of course it's horrible, yes.

Rob: It's dramatically on a higher level than anything we do.

Master: But people still see that in a negative light. To them, it's what it represents. PAB is literally Pregnant AppleBloom, right? That's what PAB is for, correct?

Rob: Yeah...

Master: Or Preggo or however you wanted to go with that. Now, I've done some research into this. I will admit I looked into this enough that if I was gonna talk about it I'd actually have some impact on it, and I looked into it and I noticed that your character is head-canon, and it's how you describe her, how she is seen as 18 years old in the story though she' still the same size as she in the show. I'm not exactly 100% sure.

Rob: She's 19 years old in the story.

Master: Okay, 19, my mistake, but.

[Rob and Michelle mutter something unintelligible]

Master: But she still look like a little pony. Now...

Michelle: [Muttering quietly] Too easy to draw a big pony (?)

Master: Ahhh.....

Rob: The thing is, we're not artists, so if I were to try to constantly redraw Applebloom, there would zero, I mean there wouldn't be zero, but there would be very little and dramatically little quality images of her, so i'm just saying, you know for starters, the way I look at it is...I don't...I mean people are gonna hate on me for saying it, but if it's an imaginary cartoon character, and you're just putting a two-dimensional stomach on it, I don't really see what's....i don't see anything besides it just being weird, to be honest.

Master: Yes, it's definitely weird, I won't argue that point, but then again it's like, we all like weird things. Like I like taking a whole large pizza and folding it in half and calling it a pizza taco.

Rob: Yeah?

Master: Yes. Technically it's a calzone but I call it whatever the fuck I want.

[Michelle mutters quietly]

Master: So...okay, it was nice getting a little clarification on that point. Alright, this next one is directed right at Mr. PAB, so you're gonna have to take this one for the team. Okay. In the forum, it was blatantly obvious that your wife is doing all of the fighting for you. And a lot of people want to know why she's doing all of the typing in the forum and you seem to be the prime beneficiary of PAB.

Rob: Well, to be honest, she wasn't the only one saying things in that forum. I was right next to her, reading the comments, and half the time telling her what to reply.

Master: Okay

Rob: She was on the computer and I was right next to her reading. I mean we were both there the entire time reading the comments

Michelle: [muttering] I was already on the computer

Rob: Yeah

Master: Okay. Alright. Well everyone just felt like it was a very one sided conversation. Everyone felt like, for a second there, she was basically the one taking the brunt of the blows from everyone at the forums.

Rob: I mean I can see why they would think that, but I was right here, telling her what to say

Master: Okay. This next one's not really personal or anything, but it does have an impactious point so I will go with it. How would you feel if any of the models you contacted about getting pregnant, like "Get pregnant", that stuff. I mean I'm not gonna argue the photoshopping or any of that. But how would you feel if any of those models were actually unable to have children in the first place?

Michelle: Oh....

Rob: Well that would be sad, but the thing is- there is- I mean, I keep saying this because it is true. We....were joking....around. We never straight up said, over and over, in a harassing manner, you need to get pregnant right now. We literally tweeted to that Japanese girl one, or two, or three times. We didn't do it like over and over like dozens of times, we didn't do that. And she replied, and she did...laugh about it. She didn't, you know, retweet freaking out over it. And we haven't done it since and we haven't like done it to anyone else on twitter. We did it as a joke, not thinking anyone would freak out about it. But we were wrong, so okay.

Michelle: Bad sense of humor.

Rob: We apparently have a really bad sense of humor, I guess that's fine.

Master: It's generally, I would consider it like a dark sense of humor. Like me, I always-sometimes laugh at the idea of shooting kittens out of a cannon. I mean it's not right but somebody would still laugh if they saw it

Rob: Yea but that would kill something, what we do-

Master: I didn't say it was gonna kill the kittens! I said shooting them out of a cannon, they could land on a big pillow.

Michelle: [Meows]

Rob: Okay.

Master: I never said kill the kittens. I just said shoot them out of a cannon, that's two different things.

Rob: Okay...

Master: Man, play me out to be a monster, fuck.

Rob: So are everybody on this forum

Master: Well yes, we are monsters. Sorry about that.

Rob: I'm not saying you, I'm saying a lot of the other ones.

Master: I'm more of an attention whore but that's besides the point. Anyway, this is the last question and then we can do a bit of interpersonal talking amongst ourselves. This last question is the one I saved for last because it is....it is a knee kicker, it's a right straight to the balls kick. I mean this is definitely the one I saved for last for a reason. Now you said originally that your child was given up for adoption

Rob: Well we signed our rights over to someone else.

Michelle: Not really adoption.

Rob: Not actually like, he wasn't put in a foster home.

Master: Okay, so the question is, and I'll break it down to the easiest level: Was it given to a family member, or was it adopted by strangers?

Rob: ....I don't think that matters.

Master: It's like I said, if you want to answer, just pass is fine.

Rob: That's kinda like personal

Michelle: Pass.

Master: That's exactly why I saved it for the last question and gave you the choice of pass.

Rob: Yeah.

Master: Like I said I'm going to post it professionally, I'm going to give you all the freedom you need. That's why I saved it for last.

Rob: It's just...[sigh] The main reason, despite the weird vore videos we make, which I think are irrelevant in real life, the main reason we cannot provide for a kid right now is because [Michelle mutters] I lost my job, I have no steady income, I'm physically having problems, even if it is just stress and anxiety related, until I get better, I cannot provide for anyone. That's the main reason that we don't have rights to our...offspring right now. So, that's the literal only reason to us in real life.

Master: Okay

Rob: The pony thing online is just something we do online because I don't really see it as an issue that people may freak out over it.

Master: People generally do freak out about stuff like that. But like I said I'm not here to judge. I'm not here to nit-pick the little pieces.

Rob: Okay

Master: I appreciate your honesty. Okay, that was the last question. That was the last question I have, I have no more. I'd go check the forum but honestly I'm pretty sure most of the questions that are going to be asked again will follow along the same vein, so I guess we get to the part were you get to ask me some questions. Are there any questions you'd like to ask me?

Rob: Well, the thing is, on that forum, comments we get everywhere, people keep saying the same thing. They keep saying things like, you know, " I can't believe that uh, Michelle's pregnant again". And we're over here like "We never said she was pregnant again"

Master: I think that-

Rob: [Unintelligible Mutters]

Master: Oh, I'm sorry, please continue

Michelle: Irrational anger.

Rob: Yea that's what we're saying, she's not pregnant. Why are people saying she's pregnant?

Master: I think it's because you have a video that was uploaded a short period ago that she was wearing a sundress and she was holding a rainbow-dash plushie.

Michelle: I'm just fat

Rob: Yea she's not pregnant

Master: Oh don't talk like that, geez. I hate it when women call themselves fat. It just hurts my feelings.

Michelle: I'm not- It's like, for me, it's not like a profession cause you don't get paid but it's my thing.

Rob: And I'm just saying, it's like if we upload a video of her to the channel, it has to relate to the channel you know, you get it, but the thing is she's not pregnant.

Master: M'kay. All right. I'm not gonna argue the point. I'm definitely not gonna come over there and check personally myself, so I'll take your word for it. [Michelle chuckles] Anything el-

Rob: And-

Master: Oh please, continue.

Rob: Do you have anything you want to say?

Master: I've said most of everything I need to say, I mean if you wanted my personal opinion, If you wanted my synopsis of how all this turns out, I think the evidence of things you've posted, and your reaction to said things is only creating the fire that is constantly burning. When people started saying things and you started mass deleting them or locking everyone out, that creates the um, the illusion that you're trying to hide something, and people will respond to it in like.

Rob: I mean, like, when people started taking my extremely over the top tweets seriously, I mean of course i'm gonna take them down cause I was intending them to be taken as sarcastic. And-

Master: See that's the one thing I've always hated about things when it comes to text, and that it's almost impossible to properly emote yourself through words. I mean how can you really show anger unless you type something that looks angry? All exclamation points, all caps lock, and then you just look like an idiot. Or you know, you try to type something and you try to be funny. Delivering a punch line is hard if the punchline is directly underneath the thing you just said, correct?

Rob and Michelle together: Yea.

Master: So, yes, when people don't generally get the idea of you being sarcastic it's because you really can't write out sarcasm unless you're responding to something somebody's already said.

Rob: See the twitter thing is only like my- it's only the second that is bothering me, it's not the number one thing that's actually bothering me right now. The thing that's bothering both of us is how, I mean we've had people you know, call us bad things in the past because we've been doing PAB for like, I've been doing PAB for years and she's been involved in it since last year, but the thing that's bothering both of us right now the most is how, like you said, people are classing us in with that horrible guy that you mentioned earlier.

Master: Oh I don't think people are going so far as to putting you into the same class as him. When I say the same vein, imagine that he is a massive, raging, fucking out of control flash flood, and you're like a little tiny tributary off to the side.

Rob: Yea but the thing is in real life... we don't do anything like that, and online, I don't even consider what we do bad because-

Master: Honestly, I'll give you the best answer right now that I think will change everything. If it wasn't AppleBloom, and it was like I don't know, Rarity or something, I don't think anyone would give two flying rat shits.

Rob: Well I mean [chuckles] the thing is...

Master: You did pick one of the characters from the show that is generally considered underaged. And yes yes, even if you take the time to point out how she is not underaged in how you portray her, she's still going to be scene like that.

Rob: [pause] I mean I know a lot of people-

Master: I mean you can sit there and you can talk about a Dora the Explorer and she's 21 years old and stuff, although I do think they make an older version of her now anyway with the show or something, but that's beside the point. No matter how you try to portray her, everyone's going to see the little eight year old girl who goes on adventures and talks to the screen all day.

Rob: I-I-I understood from the very beginning when I first made PAB or whatever you wanna call her, that people- I originally made PAB on facebook, before I even started calling PAB "PAB". Because PAB became PAB when I started making the youtube stuff. Before it was just "Pregnant AppleBloom". But I knew when I made it on facebook that a bunch of people were going to lose their minds and freak out over it.

Master: So you were aware of what you were walking into when you started

Rob: I was aware that a bunch of people would freak out over AppleBloom being pregnant.

Master: Okay.

Rob: But I believe there's a big difference between making a cartoon character pregnant and being a predator in real life. There's a big difference.

Michelle: [mutters]

Rob: There is, isn't there?

Master: Well, to some degree.

Rob: To every degree! I mean-

Master: I mean, well, the idea though is that you're impregnating somebody who people see as an underaged character. Therefore to them, just look at the pieces of the puzzle: You have "Little Girl", no matter how old you say she is mentally, they still see "Little Girl", and then they see her pregnant. Now if you put those two pieces of the puzzle together, how do you get a little girl pregnant? By having sex with her. Now that's how everyone's gonna look at it. I know in your stories you talk about potions, or vore like swallowing somebody whole, but I'm looking at the picture right now you have of your icon, and she looks uncomfortable with a big fat gut. Not gonna lie, that picture kinda throws her off a little bit.

Michelle: Pregnancy's uncomfortable...

Master: Of course, pregnancy is definitely uncomfortable, I've heard more than enough stories. But to me, to somebody who's looking at that right now, they see a little girl with pregnant gut. In their mind-

Rob: Well...

Master: -if somebody saw that right now and they had no context of how she ended up that way, they are automatically going to assume that somebody had sex with her.

Rob: [Long pause]... Okay as far as the pictures go, all we typically do is like, add a stomach to it. We typically don't completely create the whole thing. We typically find something that has been online for a long time and we just alter it.

Master: That looks like a commissioned picture.

Michelle: [after a pause]....the pants.

Rob: Oh! Well we probably put the pants on it because it was probably-

Michelle: ...underwear.

Rob: -her in her underwear. And we didn't even want to-

Master: So what you're saying is the picture already existed and you found it that way?

Rob: No, the picture already existed and she didn't have a stomach and she-

Michelle: Underwear.

Rob: And she uh, her lower uh, her- she was wearing underwear or boy shorts or something, and we didn't wanna upload a picture of pregnant AppleBloom like that, so we created the pants...that- and then we put the stomach on it and then we originally uploaded it uploaded it to facebook. That's an old picture, that's a really old picture. But here-I mean, I do....kindof...understand why some people would see it and automatically think the worst, but like we said you know in the beginning, we had a backstory that said that AppleBloom, in general- in our version of her has never had sex in her story.

Master: Okay-

Rob: In our non canon story, she's never had sex.

Master: Okay.

Rob: And... [Long pause]

Master: I will say this, I have to say this because this is actually a personal question from me, because this is something that actually kinda confuses me. This is a personal question from me. Now if she ends a vore, pregnant, however you put it...um, does that go away? How exactly does that stop? Or does she just have that big gut forever?

Rob: Well...because of what we like put- we've been working on like the fan fiction forever, and we keep- we end up hating it, and deleting it and starting over. But, I'm working on it right now and it's like already pretty long, and I'm not gonna start over this time, I'm gonna just have it online so people can just read it even though they probably won't like it. But in the story she drinks a potion while running from her grandma who's basically trying to kill her, who has had her captive for the past 10 years, and she drinks a potion while, you know, while she's in Sakura's hut trying to hide from her, thinking the potion will make her invisible but instead it makes her pregnant and she's basically stuck that way. Forever. But-

Michelle: That's what he was asking.

Rob: Yeah that's- that's it.

Master: ...Okay. [long pause]

Rob: And! [long pause]] I mean, I might just think differently from other people or something, but it kindof, it does make me mad, obviously, and it does bother me a lot that- I mean I understood what you said earlier when you said that people could misinterpret it or jump to, you know, a conclusion by looking at a pregnant version of AppleBloom, but [pauses] I believe that...in reality that- there's nothing really illegal about it.

Michelle: It's not. I think.

Rob: Putting a stomach on a cartoon character, I don't see that as a thing that...is illegal. I fully don't believe that's illegal to put a stomach on a cartoon character, or I would have never done it.

Michelle: [after a pause] We just like cute things.

Rob: And all we do online is put stomachs on cartoon characters and make low quality vore videos for youtube. We don't do anything besides that.

Michelle: You were ranting again.

Master: No, by all means if he's got something on his chest, let him get it off. I don't wanna sit here and tell him "No, don't talk. You've said enough" You know, no.

Rob: I mean you do agree to an extent don't you?

Master: That is uh...more along the lines of... I have my own personal beliefs and it's unsettling to me. Like for me, right now, I'm actually on Google right now. I typed in "AppleBloom" and I see hundreds of millions of adorable cute little pictures of a pony, and I have to admit out of the first hundred of so that have shown up, not one them have her being pregnant.

Rob: Well of course not, that's....PAB is completely non-canon. It's probably not gonna show up in like main stream media.

Master: Right, it's not gonna show up in mainstream media. You were found on obscurity, and the only reason you probably ever found out about the forum is that someone brought it to your attention, am I correct?

Rob: ...Yes, on twitter.

Master: Yes, yes. some "random" person just showed you a thread?

Rob: I think it was somebody from the forum.

Master: Oh it was definitely somebody from the forum. Somebody was, ah how to put this, somebody was stirring the shit on purpose.

Rob: Yea.

Master: Actually, I'm going to go out of my way right now to defend the farms. You see, I'm really relatively a new member. I've only been there a few months but I've watched a lot of shit come and go in that period of time, and I can tell you this about the farms: The only reason you ever found out is because somebody brought it to your attention on purpose to stir the pot.

Rob: Yea, I'm sure.

Master: To get you to come, and see us, and then get you to react to us. Would you have ever found that forum if someone hadn't sent you a thread?

Rob: No.

Master: Of course not.

Rob: I mean, I'm-I'm pretty positive that people have ranted, and posted other forums like this in the past, because we've been doing PAB for... over a year, and I'm pretty sure that there have been other forums that are probably bigger out there about us, that you can't really find through google because they're on sites that aren't gonna show up.

Master: Well here, I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm on google right now, I'm typing in P-A-B. Just "PAB" by itself, hitting google. Where's it gonna take me? Takes me to Urban Dictionary, the first link is "Can easily be disguised as PAL"

Rob: Alright.

Master: It also stands for "Pussy Ass Bitch", but I don't um...think that's suppose to be taken to heart. But no, it seems that you definitely aren't showing up anywhere, and going to the next page you're actually on the very bottom on the list. So I don't think you have very much to worry about with people coming across you. I guess the idea really is you have nothing to worry about in the long run.

Rob: Well to be honest-

Master: The Farms are low key. We don't promote ourselves. If you hadn't seen that link, if you hadn't been given that directly you would have never come across it. You'd have no idea any of this stuff even exists.

Rob: Well I wouldn't have probably but...see...I....personally don't feel like-

Master: [coughs] Excuse me, sorry.

Rob: It's okay. But we personally don't see PAB as an issue because for one...[pause with Michelle muttering]...okay, for starters, she's going to use the restroom so she's not gonna be here for a second. But-

Master: Okay, that's fine.

Rob: I mean, I know you think it's weird because of the character choice of the mascot, and I get why you can think it's weird. But there's a big difference in our eyes between it just being weird, and it just being something that people should...be afraid, or-

Master: I definitely don't think that fear is a factor here.

Rob: Well- I'm not- I'm using "afraid" more in place of other words, because I don't to- I don't say certain words online because it makes me feel very uncomfortable to say because... I don't want people to think of us in that way, even though a lot of of haters are going to. What it comes down to in real life I mean...[long pause]...We don't do anything that's incriminating. I own nothing that's incriminating, unless pregnant pictures of ponies are incriminating because that's all I literally have. And my ponies that are on my laptop that I created are all on youtube.

Master: Well there is that one picture of your wife wearing that shirt that says "I'm 12".

Rob: [Long awkward pause] That's not.....[pauses]

Master: That's not? I'm fairly certain someone grabbed that from one of your youtube videos.

Rob: No....

Master: No? You sure?

Rob: Yeah...

Master: I'm not, like I said, I'm not arguing. I'm just going by what people post in the thread.

[Background noises]

Rob: There is a lot of...false information in that thread.

Master: Well that's...okay.

Michelle: ....confused.

Rob: But anyways, as far as the parody goes, I believe people have the right to joke about anything. But the thing is...PAB is a big parody, and it's not a joke about pedophilia. It's not. We are not joking- It's not- PAB...in our fan fiction...is 19. She looks the same because that's just how the fan fiction works, because that's just how we did it so we'd have more material to use for her because 99% of everything online is gonna be AppleBloom in her normal form. [Takes a breath] And the way I see it is-

Michelle: We picked AppleBloom.

Rob: We don't put her in any....actual....sexual scenarios. We don't. We haven't. Putting a pregnant stomach on her is not considered porn. We're not doing anything that- I don't believe we're doing anything that crosses the final line.

Master: Okay. [Rob starts to sperg again] Actually, I don't mean to interrupt right off the bat, I know we switched things. I was just checking the Farms, because we did start earlier we anticipated, I wanted to see if any other people had questions they sent me, and I do have one more question in my inbox if that's okay.

Rob: That's fine.

Master: Okay, the person's asking: Why do you compare your hate of your fetishes to the struggles of the LGBT people?

Rob: [Huge stress sigh]

Michelle: Control your rage.

Rob: Oh my god. I don't really- I do believe that to an extent, but the thing is, I believe that if people- cause I mean, the issue with me wasn't them attacking us for being into like, you know. pregnancy or vore, because I mean I can see why people would attack that. But it's when they kept on and on and on and on and just kept saying "You should be ashamed of that", I'm over here like, Well, It's not like one day we woke up and said "Oh we're gonna be into this today."
I believe if somebody is into something that they are always into it. It's just like you know, if someone's gay, if someone's straight or someone has a fetish, I don't believe it's something that that person can completely control. So, going by that, I don't think that's it's really appropriate to call somebody disgusting or hate somebody for what they're into if what they're into isn't harming anybody. [Pauses] I mean that's understandable isn't it?

Master: [pauses] Hm, I'll have to admit to it to a very, very tiny degree, only because when you say it's not harming anybody in some context, but yes, I'm gonna say this straight off- Some of them have accused you of pedophilia. That's a bit of a stretch, but for me, it's like they're only basing it off what they've seen around you. They're not just calling you a pedophile because of they way you look. They're calling you a pedophile because of the way you act. Two different things.
So yes, in a sense when you say it's not hurting anybody, you're not hurting anybody physically, but you can be messing with people psychologically. I mean on the off chance that a child did come across one of your vore videos, I mean, how would you react to that?

Rob: [Long pause] .... Our vore videos on youtube are extremely tame compared to other vore videos on the internet.

Master: Oh, no, I'm sorry, I have to interrupt. I asked you: How would YOU react, not dependant on how other people do their crazy stuff. You. What would you do if a child came across one of your videos, and let's face it the age restriction thing means absolutely nothing. I was clicking on that shit when I was 15 years old, I didn't give a shit. So-

Rob: By child do you mean like small child or do you mean like an older kid...

Master: I'm talking like an 8 year old kid. An 8 year old kid came across one of your videos, just trolling through the net, just came across it on youtube offhandedly through a fucking search, because that will happen. Things that involve character will show up after videos. So let's say a kid did come across one of your videos and they did see it and a parent did react to that when they found out their child just watched a video of a cartoon pony swallowing somebody whole. Or they ask their parent "Why is AppleBloom from My Little Pony pregnant, Mom?" and then the parent reacts to that. How would you respond to that situation?

Rob: I mean if we were somehow contacted by the parent, I would apologize and tell them that... I mean, it's age restricted and if they got around it somehow I don't see-

Master: All age restriction is click of button. Just a little red box, that doesn't stop anybody.

Rob: I would tell her that, you know, I'd apologize [pause]... and I mean I'd definitely apologize.

Michelle: [sighs]

Master: I mean that child could be- like you said, you didn't hurt anybody physically, but you could psychologically traumatize a child that way.

Rob: I don't believe that our videos are traumatizing.

Master: You have to understand that not everyone sees the world through rose tinted glasses. A little child can see one thing and have that impact on them for the rest of their lives. I remember watching a movie when I was a very young child that I should not have watched, and that shit gave me nightmares for a very long time. It was only after I saw a preview of the movie again while watching some old horror movies that I realized that movie had been the thing to give me those fucking horrible nightmares my whole life.

Rob: [Long pause] I-I understand that but I don't think that a PAB video would scar someone for that long

Master: You don't portray it to children, but the potential is there. It isn't hurting anybody but it has the potential to hurt somebody. Not physically, but mentally. It's just the same thing. Like for example, a parent doesn't have to hit their child to scar them.

Rob: I mean...the My Little Pony fandom is like way worse than what we are because you can go on youtube and find really fucked up

Master: But you are kindof apart of the My Little Pony Fandom.

Rob: Oh I know we are. But like I believe there's a lot worse.

Master: Are you talking about like "Cupcakes" and stuff? I've seen "Cupcakes"

Rob: That's worse. I think that's worse isn't it?

Michelle: Ugh, he made me watch it all...

Master: You made her watch "Cupcakes"? You sick fuck.

Rob: Well she'd never seen it before.

Master: Well that doesn't mean you make her watch it!

Rob: Well she's old enough to see it...

Master: What if it traumatized her!? We just covered this.

Michelle: It did....

Master: See! She just admitted to it traumatizing her. You just fucked her up.

Rob: She's being sarcastic...

Master: I can't tell.

Rob: Okay. Well I believe that something like "Cupcakes" would scar a kid WAY faster than one of our crappy vore videos.

Master: I'm just- It's in the context. Just contextual. That's all I'm saying.

Rob: Yea, see...

Master: I'm not arguing. I'm just saying it's in context

Rob: I'm not trying to argue.

Master: That sounds like arguing to me.

Rob: It's just that, we don't believe that...

Master: I understand what you're saying at this point. You're saying you don't believe it's wrong, but there are people who disagree with you. [Rob attempting to interrupt] See the thing is - this is going to really hurt when I put it in this particular fucking venue - You're arguing with people over the internet over nothing at all. If they can't prove you're a pedophile, they can call you one all day, but it doesn't mean you are one, does it?

Rob: I know it doesn't.

Master: It doesn't. So there's no reason to get upset about that. They can't take your videos down. Right? They can't do anything about that, right? They can flag them all day until Youtube takes them down, they're still there right?

Rob: I mean yea...

Master: Yes? Yes. And well, you know, this one's gonna suck, but there's an old saying, and it's "Those that care don't matter, and those that matter don't care." and you know who said that?

Rob: Who?

Master: Dr. Seuss.

Rob: Oh wow.

Master: Yes, it sounds so poignant though, doesn't it?

Rob: Yes.

Master: Just think about that. You don't care what we say, so don't let it get to you...and we don't care what you say, and we don't let it get to us. I mean, I'm just putting it in the context of the kiwi, it's not just directly me.

Rob: I've said that, but you're not the one that's being called a sex offender.

Master: I've been called a pedophile to my face.

Rob: For what?

Master: My mustache

Michelle: [laughing]

Rob: That's not even a good reason.

Master: That's exactly what I'm saying. I get called a lot of things every day but it doesn't mean it's true. Have the police showed up at your house today? When someone called you a pedophile, did they show up at your house?

Rob: No...

Master: No. Right?

Rob: I mean...

Master: They can call you a pedophile all day. You can sit here and tell them how wrong they are, but if you get mad about it, you're doing exactly what they want.

Rob: [rant-mode now fully engaged] I know. I mean, I have nothing to hide. If I hide something to hide, do you honestly think that I would still be making videos? My best friend - I'm gonna say it even if it makes me look bad - My best friend, the best friend I've ever had in my entire life is spending 10 years in prison because he got caught by the sting operation, and I blame myself for that because he begged me to take him to see an of-age girl - she was 20 something - and he begged me to take her- to take him to see her, like a week before. This was just when him and his fiancée broke up, and I told him "I don't have the gas" and he begged me because he was so, you know, depressed and lonely. And when he realized that no one was gonna help him see someone, he tried to meet up with someone that was closer...and apparently the girl he was talking to online was actually a cop that was posing as an underage girl, and when he went to meet them, he got...he got an automatic 10 year sentence in prison. And...I just, I mean...it was bad, obviously, cause he's in jail for it, basically for a giant hunk of his life.

Master: [Stunned silence]

Rob: [sighs] It's just, when people look at me, and look at her, and look at the thing we do, and they start yelling, "The creators of these videos must be a pedophile, because look at their mascot". When they haven't read our fanfic- and I know that's- you're gonna say that's irrelevant. When they, even without the fanfic...It's just. A cartoon. Horse. I don't, It doesn't matter what people may think it represents. I don't believe that anything like that matters because it's a cartoon, imaginary animal. It's not like, you said, it's not like we're not flaunting a pregnant Dora the Explorer around. That would, in my opinion, be about five times worse. In my opinion that would be worse because it's portraying a human little girl. This is a pony.

Master: [Now recovered from the shock of the pedo best friend reveal] So what you're saying is because it's an animal it's better?

Rob: [Getting indignant] I'm saying because it's humanistic, it's not-

Master: It's anthropomorphized. It's a talking animal with feelings. It's not just a horse. It has dreams and ambitions.

Rob: [Now realizing his logic is in tatters] I know, but we don't....portray PAB as a little girl. We portray her as...

Master: We covered this before. Like I said, the picture I see right now is your avatar. If I was a random person and I came across that, I would automatically assume that's a little girl that's pregnant, right? I covered that. We covered that. It's a little girl that's pregnant, and that would throw a lot of people off. Now when you guys talk about your videos, when you talk about your mascot, and when you talk about your fetishes, all that stuff together sounds like something a pedophile would talk about. It doesn't mean you're a pedophile. But all those pieces put together come off like that. Like I said, like I told you before, if you had like Rarity, no one would care. No one would see you as a pedohpile. They would just think you're a normal, average, brony kind of person. I don't know the term.

Rob: That's...I mean the fact that we

Master: You did pick a little tiny filly pony character as your mascot. That is like the damning evidence. That's all it is. Your Mascot is the shining beacon that draws everyone towards what they think you are. That's all it is. Your single solitary problem in all this that pony. That's it. If it wasn't that pony, there's be no problem. No one would think that. They'd just think you're an average brony.

Rob: I believe that if we- I mean I know we would get uh, less hate if we would have chosen a different mascot, but I believe that we would have still been called pretty bad things.

Master: I don't think anything was as bad as picking one of the underaged characters. You could have used an OC pony for this and made up one, and people would still probably less interested. But that is a canon character from the series, and this picture, she's completely anthropomorphized, she's humanoid in nature. All that, all that. Everything's right there. If you had just used any of the other characters from the show, no one would care. But you did pick an underage character, and that's why everyone thinks that.

Rob: But I mean, I know that's probably why people think it, but from the very beginning we stated that she wasn't.

Master: [Getting exasperated] W-But, that's not what she is in the series. Even if she's a head canon character how you describe her or how you designed her or built her she's still legally copyrighted as a little girl.

Rob: [Awkwardly silent]

Master: She's owned by Hasbro, she;s a Hasbro character, and in the show, she's a little girl. Now you can call her whatever age you want, but she still looks like that little girl. You've tossed in the concept of like age regression, and you're using that as the shield to try and keep people from thinking that it's wrong.

Rob: [An eternally long awkward pause] I do believe that a lot of people will always be thrown off by the character we choose and assume the worst half the time but- and I believe that on any stance that us using Apple Bloom is wrong will come from a moral point of view, I don't believe it's anything that comes from a legal point of view.

Michelle: Um...

Master: Well, she is owned by Hasbro, and if at any point they wanted to step up and say something they could. That is like a moot argument. They could literally just say "Hey, don't do this", they usually don't give two shits because they've long since given up their characters to the brony community. But like i'm saying, if they wanted to, if they absolutely wanted to they'd step up and give a cease and desist if they had to. But that's like a said, moot point.

Rob: I'm surprised, I mean I've seen other um, MLP channels on youtube complaining about Cease and Desist and i'm like, "Why haven't they sent one to us?"

Master: Well like I said, you're obscure. You're really out there. Like I said you're not really that big of a deal. But what you have draws attention to it, even in the smaller circles. You know like in the wild, when there's buffalo running out in the field, when a wild animal comes after them, they don't go after the prime piece of meat heading the herd. They go after the sickly, weak ones holding up in the back.

Rob: [Awkward silence, has no idea how to respond to this]

Master: That's kinda what you are in this scenario. You're not a big name runner, you're just one of the little ones hanging in the back and someone just happened to come across you at the right time.

Rob: [Still has no idea what to say to this] Hm.....[stress sigh]

Master: I'm not saying take your videos down, I'm not saying do any of that stuff, you know. All this was, was an opportunity to let you get your point out there, and do you feel I've given you that chance?

Rob: I believe...I mean I've already told you-

Master: Mhm..

Rob: -that I don't think we do anything wrong, when it comes to like, on a legal point of view, I don't think we're breaking any laws.

Master: Not even a legal point. This whole interview was to give you an opportunity to say your part, to get your feelings out there, to let everyone know what you're thinking and have I done that? I didn't deny you anything you wanted to say, right?

Rob: No.

Master: Absolutely. I think we've covered a lot of things in this...particular interview. I think we've got a lot of- I don't want to say all of the dust out of the air but I certainly think we've cleared a few things up.

[Long silence]

[Michelles make a noise]

Master: Is everything okay?

Rob: Yea, I'm just thinking.

Master: Okay.

Rob: Because basically, from what you've told me, I mean i'm not even sure if, even if we changed the mascot now, I'm not even sure it would make a difference.

Master: Oh it wouldn't make something immediate. That's true, but it'd be a step in a different direction.

Rob: I mean the main reason we chose her as the mascot of all this is because from the very beginning, she was my favorite.

Michelle: Like her attitude, like her colors, like-

Rob: I mean, I've always thought she was the coolest character from the show. I didn't think of any other aspects about her other than she was a really cool character, and I liked Apple Bloom over every other pony in the show for no bad reason whatsoever. And then there's this other aspect and I'm like, "You know, I'll just put these two things together" in a non- as much of an unhorrible way as I can and make a facebook page, and then from there it turned into like how it is now, and it's just, that's how it's been forever. I mean...

[Long awkward silence]

Rob: The only reason I would see a problem with changing the mascot is...I'm not sure if people would like it as much

Master: It's....here's the idea, the people who want it will come back for it. The people who don't- Didn't we already cover this? "Those that care don't matter, and those that matter don't care?"

Michelle: What would you change it to, Rob?

Rob: See that's the issue, I'm not sure...

Master: I would suggest some original content. It's not hard to go make your own pony. I mean there's like, literally I bet you could type in "Make a pony maker" and you could just make your own fucking pony. All color schemes, hair, even I think like, fucking cuties marks. You could do all that in a heartbeat, slap your name on it, Blamo, original character.

Rob: So you don't think that people are calling us these horrible thing because we create...

Master: It's definitely the character that probably does the most damage.

Rob: I assumed half the reason was the character, half the reason was the content we created.

Master: Fuck no! No, the furry community's been making fucking pregnant and vore shit for fucking 20 years. No one gives two shits about that. You use a tiny underage girl for your character, that's what drew attention to it.

Rob: Well...a younger pony from the show...

Master: Okay, yes yes, but, yes. That's, That's like the drawing card. Even if you changed it, yea the people at the forum aren't gonna change their mind anyway. But really, do you care what they think?

Rob: I don't really care but you know

Master: Exactly. You don't care what they think. So you change it, they're say a few things about it, you move on, the world changes. Everyone gets what they want.

Rob: I mean, but, the other issue is the videos that we currently have have multiple thousands of views and I don't really wanna take them down

Master: I have videos with thousands of views, I just don't give a shit. I could take it down tomorrow and I still wouldn't care. The number of views have no impact on the video itself. If you create new content, you bring in new people. And new people mean new upvotes. New views. Because right now, who do you think your primary audience is? Do you think it's people who like the pregnancy and vore part, or do you think it's people who like the underage part.

Rob: I don't think my audience really thinks that...

Master: Have you ever actually like, met any of your audience besides like a few handfuls of members? Like the people who watch your stuff? Have you actually checked your comments to see what they want more of? Because they seem to want a lot more of Apple Bloom over anything else. And that... is something you should take into consideration.

Rob: I mean, the reason- I try, you've seen- You may not know because i'm sure you've never heard of what we do before all this stuff happened but we attempted to switch over to an original character called Araylee months ago, and a lot of people hated it. So recently we went back to Apple Bloom. And the thing was, Araylee was, her character was, I think she was, I think, yea I think she was 18 years old, and she was a human character

Master: Mhm, mhm, and all the people suddenly started hating her because it wasn't a little underage pony anymore?

Rob: [stammering] N-no I don't think you need to word it that way... I think people disliked it because she wasn't a pony.

Michelle: Ponies.

Master: Okay so it was about ponies.

Rob: I thought it was because of the fact bronies didn't like the fact I was moving away from the pony fandom.

Master: Okay, well, you know, like I said, you make the content you want. You make the content you want, and you drew in the audience from that. Not the other way around.

[Michelle whispering]

Master: You want to entertain people who're interested in what you're making, not making what people who're watching want to be entertained with. In this particularity. Yeah if you're a big shot producer on TV, yeah, you make what the people wanna watch. But you're making video on Youtube, and if you're gonna let the audience control what you're making, why make videos at all?

Rob: [Pause] Yeah.....

Master: This is supposed to be your creative outlet, not theirs. If they wanted their videos they can get up off their asses and go make their own.

[Michelle giggles]

Rob: Hmm.....

Master: Just something to take into consideration. I'm not here to tell you you're right or wrong. That was never my intention, I merely wanted to, I don't know, plant some seeds. Maybe give a few ideas. I'm not an evil person. I'm a bit of a dick, that's true. Can't hide that. I'm always a bit of a dick. But I'm very passive aggressive with it.

Rob: You can honestly tell, by the way we're talking to you that the way we look at PAB on Youtube is just a character, we don't look at her as like a little un- We don't look at her as an underage pony, we look at her as just a mascot pony character, and other people are looking at her in the context you're talking about. We have not ever given it any it any thought. Obviously.

Master: It's okay. Hey, maybe I just got some gears turning. That's all it is. I think we've all shared our points, we've all shared our interest, I've gotten all the big questions out of the way, I think we covered what we came here to do. So I think if you feel we've done enough, I think this is a good place to stop?

Rob: [sounding irritated] I guess.

Master: Well, you feel like you've got more to say? You want to keep going, is that it? Was I not good enough to you?

Rob: Well you are, it's just if you're implying that us keeping Apple Bloom as a mascot is potentially making-

Master: Trouble?

Rob: -actual pedophiles watch our channel, then we would definitely change our mascot. Cause we didn't think that's why people watched our videos.

Master: [begins to echo] Hm, yes, why don't you take some time to go check out some of your comments. [pause] I'm gonna let you go, and you take some time to read through your comments on your videos, actually take some time to look at your fanbase.

[Pause]

Master: That sound fair?

Rob: I guess so but I've never seen anything that bad when I checked before....

Master: Well I mean, no no no, don't read the comments. Check out the people. Click on their names. Go to their pages. See who they are. See if there's a common theme with the things they watch, you know? I mean if this guy's watching nothing but Apple Bloom videos and they're not all about vore and stuff, there might be a little, you know, correlation between all that. Just take the time. I'm gonna let you go, because personally I've got to go to the bathroom. I've been holding it in for like 15 minutes.

Rob: [Oblivious to Master's straining bladder] In the video, I just want people to know, the only reason I choose Apple Bloom as the mascot is because she was my favorite.

Master: M'kay.

Rob: There was no other issues there.

Master: [Desperately trying to get away] Okay!

Michelle: Rob-[unintelligible]

Master: So there's absolutely no sexual attraction whatsoever to Apple Bloom.

Rob: No!

Michelle: [laughing]

Master: Okay. Okay. All right, might as well ask that question again to get out the gate. All right I think we've done Everything we could possibly do with this, it's been over an hour. I'm gonna have to do a lot of fucking clean up on this shit. There's probably a lot of mess. So, I'm good, you're good?

Rob: [reluctant to part with Master's soothing buttery voice] I guess so...

Master: All right then!

Michelle: I'm gonna go check on the kitten.

Master: [suddenly alarmed] Oh definitely go check on the kitten. Make sure it hasn't died of starvation yet.

Michelle: [In the background shouting] We don't starve our animals!!!

Master: I didn't say you starve your animals, goddamn! You guys are always taking the worse things when I say stuff. Can't you tell I was being sarcastic?

Rob: [Now defeated] Yes....

Master: [Exuberant with victory in sight] Yes there we go, Ha ha! Well, you two take care. Have a nice day.

Rob: [Huffy and irritated] Alright, bye.

Master: Goodbye.

Happy reading, all non-audio Kiwis. I should point out though you are doing yourself a major disservice by not subjecting your ears to the silky smooth voice that MasterDisaster brings to this interview, however. But I hope you enjoy my transcript anyway and my interpretation of it. Most if not all grammatical errors are spoken in context.

Thanks to @MasterDisaster for doing the interview and @Elijah for starting this and transcribing the first 10 minutes.