Joshua Robert Barnes / Preggo Apple Bloom / PAB / PreggoBloom / Barnphene / McDaddy Weebus - Fetish video maker, attention whore, proud pedo

Which lolcow is better and more successful?

  • PreggoAppleBloom

  • Christian Weston Chandler


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I dunno. One legitimately makes money off of acting like an idiot. Remind me how much money PAB has made off of their antics thus far?

From what I know, DSP makes money for the content he makes, however, PAB is trying to make money off of a remix they didn't make, and without the remixer's permission.
 
I see PAB has done what a lot of lolcows that have engaged us on the very Farms do: Immediately pull out, shuttle all of their content to a slightly more exclusive area, and either take potshots at us from where we can't reply or hope we lose interest completely.

It's like fucking clockwork. They're dumb enough to know what they do is stupid but not dumb enough to KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF.
 
They won't be making the video about me anymore. RIP.

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thanks to everyone who contributed to the transcript, you have my heartfelt thanks because it is the only way I can enjoy any video/audio shared to the CWCki or here, given my severe hearing loss.

I have one small favor to ask. Given said hearing loss, I am unable to enjoy Master's voice, and from what everyone is saying here, it sounds really nice (aural chocolate, and all that) so could someone please explain to me just why his voice is so nice?


The voice itself has a very pleasant low rumble to how he speaks and a general "warm buzz" as he enunciates. Even better, he breaks up his words in a very enjoyable way, slowing and delivering parts of the sentence that can cause anticipation (making some things really funny) or speeding things up to add something that throws off the guy being interviewed. Combined altogether he speaks with a authoritative tone of a college professor or museum curator, but takes that authority and adds things like "I sometimes fold a pizza in half and call it a pizza taco, most people says its a calizone but I call it whatever the fuck I want". This compared with the very timid defensive and higher pitch tone of PAB and you can feel how its one guy getting kinda chewed on by someone over them but the one doing the chewing isn't really mean, just fucking with someone for doing something gross.
 
Hey, at least you only talk about them in this one thread that's dedicated to making fun of them; they just complain about you all the time on Twitter. You know, a place where you can say whatever's on your mind.

To be fair, I started the shit with them over Twitter, so I still talk about them sometimes, mostly when something new happens, but I don't go throwing out random and unrelated insults.
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This is mind-boggling. Keep your gross placenta pillow party among consenting adults. So far PAB as a whole includes exactly one consenting adult and I don't see any more joining the festivities any time soon.

Also: Your garbage is online forever. FOREVER. Take heart in the knowledge that even without examiners like our gentle Kiwis, someone somewhere always saves a copy. Some very weird aspect of humanity will upload your shame the moment it's not hosted, for whatever reason, it doesn't matter why. Your slipshod content, combined with your online presence, is on a level so wholly bizarre and disgusting that the internet will not let it go, even when want to move on. It will always be attributed to you, because you really had to blaze that trail.

For your own sake, quit now, while you're only neck-deep in your own shit. Consider this thread a bendy straw, it's up to you to point it up toward air or use it to slurp up your own fecal waste. Maybe offer it to your wife; She's shorter than you.

Jesus wept. I need several showers now.
 
They really, really wanna get the last word in on how more popular, relevant, and all around right they are over you, aren't they @Jaiman?

Gotta say, trying to assert your fucking dominance over some nobody on some randomass Internet forum that no one really gives a shit about is pretty sad, and all it's really showing is how they really can't get the fuck over you laughing at them.
 
They really, really wanna get the last word in on how more popular, relevant, and all around right they are over you, aren't they @Jaiman?

Gotta say, trying to assert your fucking dominance over some nobody on some randomass Internet forum that no one really gives a shit about is pretty sad, and all it's really showing is how they really can't get the fuck over you laughing at them.
The harder they try to seem like they're not butthurt in the slightest over the thread or Jaiman, the more butthurt they ultimately come off. This little pissing contest of theirs only works in high school, though considering what we know it's not surprising that both are mentally still there.

It's the same old song and dance.
 
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They really, really wanna get the last word in on how more popular, relevant, and all around right they are over you, aren't they @Jaiman?

Gotta say, trying to assert your fucking dominance over some nobody on some randomass Internet forum that no one really gives a shit about is pretty sad, and all it's really showing is how they really can't get the fuck over you laughing at them.
Not to mention the fact they get so overly defensive when we call them pedos.
 
The harder they try to seem like they're not butthurt in the slightest over the thread or Jaiman, the more butthurt they ultimately come off. This little pissing contest of theirs only works in high school, though considering what we know it's not surprising that both are mentally still there.
Regrettably, high school is literally where Mrs. @Preggo Apple ought to be.
 
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