Joshua Robert Barnes / Preggo Apple Bloom / PAB / PreggoBloom / Barnphene / McDaddy Weebus - Fetish video maker, attention whore, proud pedo

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  • PreggoAppleBloom

  • Christian Weston Chandler


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Alright, if you have any questions you want to ask PAB, (try to make sure that the questions are not answered before, read the thread first), PM @MasterDisaster for it like the post above.

Anyway, here's some PAB archives.
 
Alright, if you have any questions you want to ask PAB, (try to make sure that the questions are not answered before, read the thread first), PM @MasterDisaster for it like the post above.

Anyway, here's some PAB archives.
I can't tell what's creepier about the journal - the fact that it's written from the perspective of the pregnant horse, or the fact that it sounds almost exactly like Mrs. PAB's posts. Also, countdown until they delete the nude, claim the archive is faked, and insist that the picture doesn't count as a real nude because there's no tits/genitals visible. All in the same post.
 
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You can just see the disappointment and regret in Michelle's face.
 
That porn 'stach is awesome. Nothing else about him is, sadly.
 
I'm still reading through the topic but I just found this gem and I have to make the joke. Apologies if someone's already beaten me to the punch.

A pregnancy or vore fetish is nothing to be ashamed of. Saying so is extremely bigoted and close minded.
Everyone likes different things. If we were all the same, the world would be boring.
I'm on anxiety medication because I can't handle stress very well and have physical symptoms from it.

None of you people are going to listen to reason.
Even on Twitter I said all the PAB Fact tweets were me trolling.
If you wanna leave that part out, fine. Doesn't matter at the end of the day.
I'm glad I gave you guys something to complain about.

But lets get a few things straight.
There's nothing "wrong" with a fetish if its' not hurting anyone.
Nobody makes you all look at my content.

I signed my rights over to my kid because I knew we couldn't take care of him. He isn't a "thing" to me.

I go out of my ways to obey the policies of social media, that's why I've been doing this for so long.
Not breaking any rules obviously. And just because people like you dislike what I do,
I'm not obligated to stop.
When a normal person dislikes something, they ignore it. They don't make it part of their every day lives.
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People use to hate on LGBT people. But that's starting to change.
Attacking people who are into pregnancy and vore is the exact same thing.
Nothing but close minded bigotry.
And attacking someone for altering cartoons is literally the highest level of ignorance out there.
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Congrats. You've missed the entire point of the LGBT movement.

Anything else you would like to misappropriate to justify your deviant depravity?

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'Aight, finally marathoned through the thread. Wow, that is some amazing autism there, guys. Wish I was here from the start.

All I gotta say is... well she made it quite easy for me to do this joke.

WireSponge. Of course not. Jai is special.
I'm sure you know this from personal experience. ;)
 
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This is it. The worst lolcow.
I'm guessing it isn't even Michelle. It's probably Josh just hammering away at the keyboard, choking his chicken at a picture of a horse.
 
Why does Mrs. PAB do all the typing? Does Mr. PAB have like arthritis or some shit? Why is a grown man making his wife type for him?

It's because he's a coward hiding behind his brainwashed wife, thinking people will be less inclined to attack.

Of all the gutless shit this punk does, that is probably the scummiest and lowest.

That applies even if he actually is the one typing.
 
Will it be recorded, transcribed, summerised, etc?
 
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