Joshua Robert Barnes / Preggo Apple Bloom / PAB / PreggoBloom / Barnphene / McDaddy Weebus - Fetish video maker, attention whore, proud pedo

[The Lizard Queen]

Good god... that voice! Aural chocolate.

And yeah, these are like, my new favorite lolcows. What kind of colossal stupidity do they have to have to agree to an interview? They're trying so hard to do damage control, but they just can't make enough excuses.

 

[Have a Pepsi]

When others were calling PAB hicks, one person said they're like Cleetus from The Simpsons, I thought it was just making fun of them for the pregnancy fetish and being way too open about their sexual deviancy. I literally started laughing when I heard the way they talk, especially after hearing MasterDisaster's sophisticated-sounding accent for a while.

 

[Bokrug's Basement]

Strangeness aside, at least they were reasonable in the interview. Though, as he pointed out, telling the story about his friend and the undercover cop probably wasn't the best.

 

[Bugaboo]

So I do think there is some emotional abuse or emotional manipulation going on in their relationship Mr. PAB did most of the talking and it kind of seemed like he wouldn't allow his wife to speak (I only listened to the question part btw)
And he said that him and Mrs. PAB were friends for 4 years before they met each other and then got married in 2 weeks. That means Mrs. PAB was only 14, that's honestly some creepy grooming shit and it rubs me the wrong way really hard.

 

[Sanshain]

MasterDisaster, you are almost as snobbish as me when speaking. Congratulations. That's genuinely amazing.

 

[pickledance]

I like that Mrs PAB has a deeper voice than her husbands.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I genuinely feel bad for Mrs. PAB, I hope she finds a way to get out of there.

 

[Meatman]

So I do think there is some emotional abuse or emotional manipulation going on in their relationship Mr. PAB did most of the talking and it kind of seemed like he wouldn't allow his wife to speak (I only listened to the question part btw)
And he said that him and Mrs. PAB were friends for 4 years before they met each other and then got married in 2 weeks. That means Mrs. PAB was only 14, that's honestly some creepy grooming shit and it rubs me the wrong way really hard.

In many photos, Michelle looks sort of regretful and depressed, while Josh is being a LMAO GOOFBALL XDXD!!11. There is definitely some abuse here, it's clear to see. To be honest, he married her for mainly because he was grooming her from 14, she was just above legal and exploited the fact that she flunked out of high school, probably seeking emotional help from him as a ploy to get married.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

"How old were you when you had your baby, and how old was Rob?"

(Long pause.)

 

[Baby Pom]

Simply by showing up they propelled a thread to 50+ pages
Is this a world record?

 

[Bugaboo]

In many photos, Michelle looks sort of regretful and depressed, while Josh is being a LMAO GOOFBALL XDXD!!11. There is definitely some abuse here, it's clear to see. To be honest, he married her for mainly because he was grooming her from 14, she was just above legal and exploited the fact that she flunked out of high school, probably seeking emotional help from him as a ploy to get married.

He said that when they got married and moved in together she dropped out simply because she didn't have time to transfer. What kind of good husband would encourage their wife to throw away their future and dreams to live with them. Also he has no income so he can't provide for her so I kind of think she came from a troubled family and took her first chance to escape and that was her worst chance. Shit like this happens to young teenagers all the time

 

[DuckbilledPlaty]

Whoever transcribes this into writing, just keep the ellipsis on Ctrl+C and ready for Ctrl+V. Sometimes Pab has the Shatner cadence of speech.

Also everyone raging out and scaring the cow off. Take a note from @MasterDisaster ' s control of the interview. He's as funny as he needs to be without rage bursting PAB's eyes out of their sockets.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Whoever transcribes this into writing, just keep the ellipsis on Ctrl+C and ready for Ctrl+V. Sometimes Pab has the Shatner cadence of speech.

Also everyone raging out and scaring the cow off. Take a note from Jaiman's control of the interview. He's as funny as he needs to be without rage bursting PAB's eyes out of their sockets.

Um...I did the interview.

 

[Admiral Piett]

Um...I did the interview.

And it was a very informative piece, I think you didn't bait them at all and took them to task over their profligate content and the consumers of it. I appreciated you were objective with it, and didn't beat around the bush.

And may I also say your voice gave me an erection, it was a jolly good show.

 

[DuckbilledPlaty]

Um...I did the interview.

Shit I will correct my post MasterDisaster. Sorry!

 

[chimpburgers]

I'm not done with the interview yet, but what I heard so far has been incredible. You've got some great interviewing skills, @MasterDisaster and a cool accent too.

 

[SOINCHU]

Simply by showing up they propelled a thread to 50+ pages
Is this a world record?

Naw when Len Shaner showed up in his thread it exploded 100s of pages...its at 900+ now.

 

[Trombonista]

HAHA YOU EDITED THE LAST PART OF IT

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@Preggo Apple

Her tweet basically says, "Does this weirdo really think he can make me pregnant just by tweeting "Get pregnant!" at me every day?"
She's mocking you too.

 

[Jaiman]

@Preggo Apple

Her tweet basically says, "Does this weirdo really think he can make me pregnant just by tweeting "Get pregnant!" at me every day?"
She's mocking you too.

So she really isn't just taking it "as a joke" lol

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

So she really isn't just taking it "as a joke" lol

Well, technically, she is.

He's just not getting it.

(He's the joke.)