Science Juicero, maker of the doomed $400 internet-connected juicer, is shutting down

https://www.theverge.com/2017/9/1/16243356/juicero-shut-down-lay-off-refund

Juicero, the company that made its name by creating a proprietary juice-squeezing machine, is shutting down. The announcement comes from Juicero's website. In its post, the company writes that it is suspending the sale of both its juice packets and its Juicero Press device. The last juice packet delivery will occur next week. All customers have up to 90 days to request a refund for their purchase of the Juicero Press, regardless of when they bought it. Fortune reports that employees are being given 60 days notice.

So it's time to say goodbye to Juicero, although we only knew its product for 16 months. The founder of Organic Avenue (a now-bankrupt restaurant chain), Doug Evans, introduced the device in March 2016. At the time, we scoffed at the fact that it cost $699 and required proprietary juice packs. Then in April 2017, Bloomberg published a piece that likely doomed the company to fail. Reporters found that the company's packs of fruits and vegetables didn't require the actual Juicero machine, but were instead squeezeable by hand. Basically, the pricey machine was completely useless, which wasn't a great look for the company.

After that PR catastrophe, Juicero said it hoped to eventually cut the cost of its machine to around $200. It also laid off 25 percent of its staff and offered full refunds, but that appears to not have been sufficient to keep the business afloat. Juicero fell fast. I just hope the bodegas can get a refund.
 
I saw a bluetooth toothbrush at my dentists office, it connected to your phone to monitor the pressure and areas of your mouth that you were brushing. I'm guessing it was something Oral-b handed out in order to get the free toothbrushes because both my dentist and the hygenists rolled their eyes when I pointed it out and laughed at the idea.
Oral B started it and now Philips is following suit.
 
That's a slightly better idea, but I wouldn't pay $100 for a salt shaker no matter what else it did.

It's actually a terrible idea because you quickly realize it's one purpose, to track your sodium intake through how much salt it dispenses, is useless if you ever eat anything that has sodium in it anywhere. Because it can't track that.
 
I think I've found its spiritual successor. A bluetooth-connected fucking salt shaker:


Investors have already dumped thousands of dollars into its development.

So it's an annoying Bluetooth light and speaker that pretends it's some amazing piece of health tech? Whatever happened to "do one thing and do it well"?

Also, SMALT is a stupid name. It sounds like a nickname for dried cum or something.
 
Didn't this piece of shit inspire Anti-GG's nickname for Cernovich?
 
I think the bluetooth toothbrush is brilliant. Future kiwis are going to be able to dox exactly how often lolcows brush their teeth! I know we already know it's not a lot, but just think of the possibilities!

I think I've found its spiritual successor. A bluetooth-connected fucking salt shaker:


Investors have already dumped thousands of dollars into its development.

Lol. My boyfriend bought battery powered salt and pepper grinders.. saves tons of work shaking your own salt like a pleb
 
This needs to be thrown into an Internet connected trash can.
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I think I've found its spiritual successor. A bluetooth-connected fucking salt shaker:


Investors have already dumped thousands of dollars into its development.


Next: Smartpoop - toilet paper with wifi, bluetooth, music, different colored lights and a connection to Amazon Alexa. To use it you need to make a smartpoop account, type in the password, then press a button on each tissue you want to use and wait 30 minutes.
 
He could have just sold the fruit packs and said squeezing them out by hand is much cheaper than buying a machine. Also it's organic fruit and thus more healthy than juice from the store.

Idiot.
Did they think nobody would notice you could just squeeze the packs? Or did they not notice?
I like the idea of being able to put your own chopped up fruit in a bag and use it that way as well. Don't people who make juice like making their own blends anyway? Even keurig sells a reusable cup you can put your own coffee in.
 
Did they think nobody would notice you could just squeeze the packs? Or did they not notice?
I like the idea of being able to put your own chopped up fruit in a bag and use it that way as well. Don't people who make juice like making their own blends anyway? Even keurig sells a reusable cup you can put your own coffee in.
Yeah. I actually have a top of the line juicer. It cost me about 1/5 of what this did, it juices anything, and it doesn't tweet whenever I made carrot juice.
 
It's funny. After hearing about Juicero going out of business, I found another tech company that's doing everything right.

Sure, Biolite makes camping and backpacking stoves, but damn! Sure, it's off topic, but I think the difference is that they aren't making an over engineered piece of crap, but rather a utility that serves it's purpose.
 
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