Julie Bernstein / Pax Ahimsa Gethen / Funcrunch - Radical Vegan Tranny with a Nutty Blog

[Feline Darkmage]

@Hat pls add "funcrunch" to the title as they seem to use that name a lot too.

 

[Hat]

@Hat pls add "funcrunch" to the title as they seem to use that name a lot too.

Done.

 

[Bugaboo]

So they're talking about animal pronouns (as if animals give a shit, let alone understand enough English to be offended) and they're talking about snails. Ok so what the fuck pronoun do I give a snail because it can change it's gender.
Well goddamn if I don't call the snail by whatever pronoun it's using today it will eat all my hostas or something. Snails are wrathful creatures so best appease them

 

[Smarmy]

So they're talking about animal pronouns (as if animals give a shit, let alone understand enough English to be offended) and they're talking about snails. Ok so what the fuck pronoun do I give a snail because it can change it's gender.
Well goddamn if I don't call the snail by whatever pronoun it's using today it will eat all my hostas or something. Snails are wrathful creatures so best appease them

Snail/snails/snailself, but she/her/herself is also fine uwu

 

[Helvetica Scenario]

But how can we be sure? That snail may look like a snail, but it might actually identify as a forty-eight year old accountant named Barry, and it would have no way of telling us because it lacks vocal privelege. Can we really assume that snailself pronouns would not cruelly misgender it?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

But how can we be sure? That snail may look like a snail, but it might actually identify as a forty-eight year old accountant named Barry, and it would have no way of telling us because it lacks vocal privelege. Can we really assume that snailself pronouns would not cruelly misgender it?

South Park handles this topic better a million times over with"Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride".

 

[Captain_Asshole]

....
Read a bit on her blog. She is insane. I mean it literally. The nutcase will associate anything and everything with gender, race, sexuality and rape along with how white cis males are the plague. And I do mean everything. Did you know there is a difference between ''white veganism'' and ''black veganism''? The more you know right? She is like an sjw chaplain or something.

 

[Salzig]

With an endorsement like that, I couldn't NOT look. And behold: true, honest bugfuckery that has zero relation to life on planet Earth. This is just one turd from the shit-factory between her ears. I really can't recommend her blog enough.

As a pacifist, I don’t want guns “controlled,” I want them gone. All of them, not just “assault weapons” but handguns, rifles, and every other tool designed for the specific purpose of killing another person. I include animals as people, so I’m not interested in exceptions for killing a charging bear in the wilderness (for example). Humans—with the possible exception of the few remaining indigenous groups that have kept mostly to themselves—have encroached on the territory of other animals far too much already. (I’m not opposed to using tranquilizers and other non-lethal means to fend off attackers, however.)

I would love for her to venture into Canada with that ivory tower pacifism-towards-predator-animal bullshit that screams how little interaction with Nature she's ever had. Roaming bears are shot for eating pets and, in really rural locations, the occasional toddler/elder. Darn tootin' the rangers shoot maneater bears. Once they learn that humans are easy prey they go after anyone in the back country. Can you imagine how much MORE dangerous the wilderness would be if Canada allowed maneating bears to run free? What a stupid, stupid idea.

And tranqs are used to relocate nonviolent bears, or bears that haven't made a habit of returning to human settlements. It's as nonviolent as it can be, but every year there are aggressive bears. It's almost like they're... predators.

Farmers who grow wheat for her daily bread exterminate thousands of vermin during the life cycle of the wheat. And the soyabeans she loves so much (from fields where thousands of vermin die every harvest), well... the non-edible portions of the soya plant are processed into cattle fodder. Her precious cruelty-free grain companies make big bucks off the meat industry. The more soyabeans she eats, the more money the company makes off meat-eaters. Selling to vegans really is super lucrative.

 

[Meowthkip]

But how can we be sure? That snail may look like a snail, but it might actually identify as a forty-eight year old accountant named Barry, and it would have no way of telling us because it lacks vocal privelege. Can we really assume that snailself pronouns would not cruelly misgender it?

Snails are just slugs with an RV, pretentious bastards.

 

[Slowboat to China]

I asked my cat if he cared whether I misgendered him. He looked at me blankly and then went back to licking himself. I don't think it'll be an issue.

Honestly, though, I'm not sure what to think about this one. Seems sincere in some things, but sounds like one of those allergic-to-fun types that being genderspecial seems to produce in spades. And that photo of the pair of them just screams "henpecked husband."

 

[Anustart]

Everyone who says stuff like "Do not refer to me by my birth-assigned name or gender" is like the kind of kid who heard teachers say "If you're being bullied, just tell them how much they're hurting your feelings!!" and actually tried it.

And sweet shit, italicizing every single "it" in every single post? I can't say I understand mocking the concept of special gender labels by replacing them with one so special it requires bbcode, but props for... something.

 

[Ntwadumela]

The most special of the snowflakes.
You've got to be one if you don't refer to yourself as any gender, talk about concepts like "black veganism" and "white veganism", culturally appropriating Sanskrit and Latin words into your name, and include gender pronouns in every single topic whether or not relevant.
Thank God I don't have a migraine after reading all of that..

 

[Hellfire]

I didn't even know there was a thread for this, Funcrunch recently was given a "scholarship" by the Wikimedia Foundation to go do a presentation about the "Transgender Gap" on Wikipedia at WikiConference 2016.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dumb-shit-on-wikipedia.17498/page-13#post-1805973

 

[Trombonista]

I didn't even know there was a thread for this, Funcrunch recently was given a "scholarship" by the Wikimedia Foundation to go do a presentation about the "Transgender Gap" on Wikipedia at WikiConference 2016.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dumb-shit-on-wikipedia.17498/page-13#post-1805973

Of course she used herself as an example of an agender person.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Alternate Facebook. @Hat , would you mind adding this to the OP as well?

https://www.facebook.com/paxahimsagethen/?rc=p

 

[Shit Waifu]

well, you don't see a lot of these who're over thirty, so this is indeed a rare sight. i wonder if this is just a midlife crisis, or an eternal crisis that seems to have brought about such self entitled delusion.

but really? forty five or forty six? act your grown ass age, lady.

 

[Pikapool]

well, you don't see a lot of these who're over thirty, so this is indeed a rare sight. i wonder if this is just a midlife crisis, or an eternal crisis that seems to have brought about such self entitled delusion.

but really? forty five or forty six? act your grown ass age, lady.

Probably eternal, but yeah I 100% agree she needs to get out of her echo chamber and be an adult