Jumpstart introduces; Second Languange Mysteries

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

So I was just chilling out, watching Casino Royale, as I usually do. When i suddenly came across a spanish thread that seems interesting to me, but i cant speak spanish. I became inspired.

What if we made a kids murder mystery series in a languange the kids could somewhat understand but couldnt speak, much like myself

And it was made reality

Introducing, Jumpstart Second Languange Mysteries

Mysteries like 'Paulo Found a Body in the Tianguis'
'The Dickprint in La Fromage'
or 'Click Click, Click Click Click, Cluck Cluck, Click Click Click'

 

[Coolio55]

Which of the furry characters are goonable?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Isn't this just anime? Except the murder is civilization, and the mystery is why it is allowed to exist.