Horrorcow Jupiter the Hybrid / Corbin Pannell / Jupiter / Jupiter Paranormal / Shadow Raven - "If you like what you see, then take it"

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DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
Does Jupiter have some kind of disease that makes his voice sound like that? And what's up with the thing calling itself Phoenix Wright? Looks like an aging pooner cosplaying as Meatloaf. I can tell that Linda and Lolcow Wrangler are little gay boys but everyone involved with this discord nonsense is so dysgenic that they don't even look or sound human. It's distracting.
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Pretty sure he just has a nasally, feminine voice. Low pitch but high resonance leads to him sounding like that.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
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Looks like a pasta:
My name is Corbin Dean Pannell I go by shadow raven and Jupiter and this timeline is my timeline and my father’s name is Don and my mom’s name was Camille and my stepmom is Beverly and my sisters Lisa Susie Cheyenne Christina Kayla, andy brothers are Donny Duke Nate and Shane! I am 5’5” weight 210, and I am a werepire lord, mixed with demon and dragon, I am 25 years old and my favorite color is blue, I love gaming and studying the paranormal and want to unravel the mystery of UFOs and ghosts and monsters and my favorite song is monster by skillet and my favorite flavor of ice cream is chocolate and I enjoy the simple things and only want to know why the government is hiding security secrets!
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We got one retarded nonce returning and a new retard to compliment him, why would you waste your time engaging (At all mind you) in this when you have a child to be looking after?
 
Mouse Cop said:
People are always trying to ape Liquid Chris. It was funny the first time. It's just derivative now.
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I think the main difference between something like Liquid Chris and KingKobraJFS is that there was an actual effort being put into the personas rather than half-assing it and pozloading my neghole in the process. Maybe, I'm just a simple-brained retard but I wouldn't talk to pedophiles while I had a child.

SeijaKijin said:
We got one retarded nonce returning and a new retard to compliment him, why would you waste your time engaging (At all mind you) in this when you have a child to be looking after?
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She's from Florida so you know.... cut her some slack

3MMA said:
Looks like a pasta:
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When I first read it, I was almost speechless knowing he hit 'em with the information overload
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
When I first read it, I was almost speechless knowing he hit 'em with the information overload
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Jupiter the werepire and demon and dragon (etc) is such a classic style lolcow. He’s the most Chris style cow I’ve seen in years, not to use Chris chan as the bar, but, he is the bar. It’s a bit overplayed how people often say, “so & so is like Chris chan,” but in this case it is not just trite BS, it’s real.

The way he overshares (complete information overload,) the embarrassing weird shit, the dancing video, it’s all fascinating in a bizarre way. Yes, the flirting with young teens is different from Chris (& gross as fuck,) & the obsession with dark magics & paranormal are different from Chris, but every lolcow has their own schtick. All of Jupiters orbiters are weird & strangely fascinating to watch, too. I’m glad you’ve made this thread & I stumbled in here by chance. Great shit here, the Werepire Lords legend shall only grow.
 
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3MMA said:
Jupiter the werepire and demon and dragon (etc) is such a classic style lolcow. He’s the most Chris style cow I’ve seen in years, not to use Chris chan as the bar, but, he is the bar. It’s a bit overplayed how people often say, “so & so is like Chris chan,” but in this case it is not just trite BS, it’s real.

The way he overshares (complete information overload,) the embarrassing weird shit, the dancing video, it’s all fascinating in a bizarre way. Yes, the flirting with young teens is different from Chris (& gross as fuck,) & the obsession with dark magics & paranormal are different from Chris, but every lolcow has their own schtick. All of Jupiters orbiters are weird & strangely fascinating to watch, too. I’m glad you’ve made this thread & I stumbled in here by chance. Great shit here, the Werepire Lords legend shall only grow.
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I might be wrong but I don't think Chris was ever accused of being a predator. Up until that thing with his mother.
 
IAmDarling said:
I might be wrong but I don't think Chris was ever accused of being a predator. Up until that thing with his mother.
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Chris was always a creep but he was a bumbling virgin with rage. I'm sure someone made the accusation at some point.

Jupiter on the other hand, seems to have gotten the predator accusation right off the bat.

Probably has something to do with him being a predator.
 
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Chris also wasn’t Nick Bate lite and had two brothers that were also predators.
 
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Fedsmokers_secret_stash said:
Jupiter is currently live on a call with kiwitapes under the impression that kiwi is trying to get him to investigate his "haunted" house.
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holy fuck, he's still going. will try to archive after the stream is over

Frying pan27 said:
That was insane. He admitted to wiping evidence. Holy shit
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maguyver16 said:
He sang like a fucking canary holy shit
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if you guys are able to get clips or anything interesting from the stream, let me know. will try to watch it tonight or tomorrow

the archive is supposed to be on the rumble channel

ugh the first 2 hours are unrelated content

jupiter admitting to clearing evidence
 
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TLDW Jupiter on 2 High 4 Stupid:

Kiwi Tapes called Jupiter earlier, pleading for help with his haunted house. Jupiter called Kiwi while 2H4S was live. Kiwi answered the phone and put it on stream. Kiwi described the harrowing haunting of his house, which Jupiter diagnosed as a poltergeist. Jupiter began to sperg about the usual werewolf vampire thing, while Kiwi asked him questions about his supernatural state and affiliation with the devil. Kiwi reveals himself to be a satanist and expresses excitement over Jupiter’s high status with the devil. Jupiter decides he and Kiwi will work together as ghostbusters and Kiwi uses this bond to ask Jupiter about his contact with minors in Linda’s Discord. He shyly denies it, but eventually admits to contacting minors “in his past.” Kiwi makes him comfortable with some more talk of ghosts and then directs the conversation back to Jupiter’s predation. Jupiter became so comfortable that he revealed his grooming tactics. He briefly mentioned his breeding fetish - he wants to pass on his devil genes by impregnating minors. He admitted to wiping data off his computer before the cops came to get his devices. He eventually copped to being an actual pedophile. He believes that if children are old enough to know what sex is, they are old enough to have sex.

To be very clear, Kiwi Tapes is not a satanist or a pedophile, and I do not think his house is haunted.
 
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