Horrorcow Jupiter the Hybrid / Corbin Pannell / Jupiter / Jupiter Paranormal / Shadow Raven - "If you like what you see, then take it"

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Aquinas 2 said:
I wish these channels would abandon the idea that they're some sort of moral arbitors in e-journalism and just embrace the fact that they're glorified gossip rags
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Honestly? For fucking real. The most entertaining part is when they just sat around making jokes and not grand standing for the sake of e-Clout.
I really don't also get why you'd want to build a community based on commentary bullshit, you just attract a lot of the people you claim to hate into your inner circle as they desperately attach themselves to you for troll shielding and the second you're "in bed" with one channel (Like how KT/SMCC and Underflow are all buddy buddy) the second one of them does some dumb shit you all get smeared with it and it's the type of smearing which doesn't wash off.
 
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Meat Target said:
Until Londo gets his PG writeup proving me wrong, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. I could be wrong, but they're probably too busy smoking weed to pay attention to what members of their Discord server do on their own time.

How does he know they didn't report Earl or Corbin to the police? If so, how does he know they kept them around specifically for the "grift"? How does he know that nobody in the community never reported him? How does he know that the cops didn't just disregard it?
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I can actually answer that part directly -- Joshua Roberts, one of Bowser's greatest alawgs has sent numerous FOIA requests, of which from I understand only the one with the anime username appeared.

I'm not sure on the scope of American FOI requests, however, so maybe that's normal.
 
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It seems to me that...

alot of these people who try to get involved with lolcows directly
are like Hyenas fighting for a piece of meat
like when Smokey and Kiwi and others were getting involved with Cyraxx,
immediately Marty and his pack went after them and flood illegal shit on Smokey's discord to get it nuked

and ever since they kind of distanced their content with Cyraxx compared to other cows
which means WhiteBowser and Jupiter became their forefront

It gets one wondering, now that Daniel Larson is in jail what about his orbiters?
will they retire and go "Welp, its done, time to move on with my life"
or are they going to latch onto the next internet weirdo, adjacent to Larson. which is Tophiachu, Jupiter and/or Cyraxx? or find new people on tiktok to harrass?


its fascinating behaviour in my opinion how animalistic and territorial people get over lolcows.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Many of them have moved over to Cyrax of all cows.
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Cyrax is boring, and depressing, as hell. It's like staring late stage capitalism's collapse right in the stinker. Imagine how fucking stupid a person of average intelligence is. Now consider HALF of all people are even fucking dumber. The absolute state of our society when it's acceptable to derive your self worth from kicking an inbred half wit while he's down. It'd be more entertaining if the they targeted the fetishists active on Twitter, or roblox creepers, or pedo furries who fight back. Their quarry should be more "dangerous" if they want me to be entertained. You can only laugh at pushing a retard down so many times.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Many of them have moved over to Cyrax of all cows.
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Some of them are in Andrew Ditch's orbit. During Poopsquatch's most recent livestream of him whining at care facility staff, some people in chat told him to pull the fire alarm. He rightly told them to fuck off.

As for going from Danderson to Cyrax, talk about night-and-day. Unless you go to Akron and provoke him to impotently charge at you, he literally never leaves the goblin lair.
 
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Easterling said:
There was really no structure to the videos, I imagine its the sort of format that Alog would have gone for back in the day if he wasn't cripplingly autistic, its effectively an essay on why said freak is a bad person, which isn't itself isn't bad but at least someone like dead wing dork or saturated content can see the funny and add some kind of assuming commentary. They effectively shit out low effort slop with little to no editing or real commentary.
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I didn't like Saturated at first, but the Krystal Station video he did was great- totally won me over.
 
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I was kind of wondering how long it would take for people to realize that some of these new lolcow-tubers are massive faggots, like literal reddit-tier weens who want to get involved with cows and become part of the lore because they're such massive attention whores that they can't just enjoy gawking like you're fucking supposed to.
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
i never forgot him like 9/11

imagine a pedophile getting money to be a laughing stock lol
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Lol. It's kind of funny but it's literally the only thing Jupiter is qualified for(it describes big man Binda too).

Imagine if Jupe lived in an actual city, with people. He'd put Larson to shame. I don't think Jupe would be capable of what Larson was i.e. traveling across country, sleeping rough, while being gangstalked.

My only hope for Daniel is that he meets a biographer in prison who writes the "great American novel" about the real life pedo forest gump. Whatever Daniel may be he is exceptional(like the white lightning guy who huffs gasoline and mountain dances).

Jupiter is a fat sedentary retard. But I bet the weens could make him run. Imagine Jupiter in LA or Denver, lmao. For now he's insulated by distance and the rural police.
 
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