Just How Hideously Ugly Is Tommy Tooter?

[Mariposa Electrique]

This is a serious question. You're response can be in a "Tommy Tooter is sooooo ugly that..." joke, or you can use photos found around the web that remind you just how ugly Tom really is. Personally, I think Tom is an ugly, disgusting old man, who is not even remotely androgynous even with titty skittlze.

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[AnOminous]

Flies land on him like he's a piece of shit, which he is, during a stream, and he does absolutely nothing, just lets flies crawl all over him, much like a literal piece of shit would do. He eats his own boogers. He looks like something that lives in a sewer. He sharts himself and claims this is normal.

We've seen all of this on video. Tom is oblivious that he is an arse-face.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

This is a serious question. You're response can be in a "Tommy Tooter is sooooo ugly that..." joke, or you can use photos found around the web that remind you just how ugly Tom really is. Personally, I think Tom is an ugly, disgusting old man, who is not even remotely androgynous even with titty skittlze.

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Tommy Tooter is so ugly, that if I was making a fantasy movie, I'd cast him as the evil lich boss at the end. No makeup needed, just make the set child-free and tell the animal trainers to keep him away from the kennels.

 

[Madre Muerte]

He's from Arizona, I think he's ugly by default.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He's from Arizona, I think he's ugly by default.

He's actually from Chicago, which makes him an honorary jigaboo.

 

[repentance]

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Very

 

[Kerr Avon]

Honestly @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg feels like he was the inspiration for Pa Angel for the Stallone Dredd film

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Tom Goblin

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I think that it's obvious that Tom's life sucks. He lives in a roach infested hellhole, derives most of his daily calories from food found in the garbage, and is the pet retard for a group of people who he hates. To circle back around to the point of the thread, is it possible that all of Tom's bad luck was derived from a bunch of mirrors cracking when Tom looked into them as a young pervert?

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

I would sooner fuck Gary Busey than Tom, and that's saying something.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Kiwis compare his face to a turtle's; that's an insult to turtles since they're cute. To me he resembles a cross between the Crypt Keeper, a goblin and a corpse: hideous enough to make even Jesus weep and hate Tommy.

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

You know how when you stand on a raisin? That's my point of reference here.

 

[Just Dont]

You can't convince me that Tommy isn't a corpse full of roaches and maggots.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

You can't convince me that Tommy isn't a corpse full of roaches and maggots.

Such creatures of loftier power often serve the agenda of masters who would have them do more then post nonsense on the internet.

 

[AnOminous]

I opened up a can of smashed assholes, and thought it was the most revolting thing I'd ever see.

Then I opened up a can of Tom, and saw this.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I opened up a can of smashed assholes, and thought it was the most revolting thing I'd ever see.

Then I opened up a can of Tom, and saw this.

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That's also how he gives head.

 

[LonesomeDud]

This is a serious question. You're response can be in a "Tommy Tooter is sooooo ugly that..." joke, or you can use photos found around the web that remind you just how ugly Tom really is. Personally, I think Tom is an ugly, disgusting old man, who is not even remotely androgynous even with titty skittlze.

That is legitimately one of the best pictures I've ever seen of Tom, and if I had never seen video of him or any other picture, I'd say he could be a solid 3/10 if you gave him a bath and a haircut.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That is legitimately one of the best pictures I've ever seen of Tom, and if I had never seen video of him or any other picture, I'd say he could be a solid 3/10 if you gave him a bath and a haircut.

Well, here is practicing the art of feltching in a bus station restroom after a tryst with a hobo

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