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So there's something a bit weird going on right now. Someone interrupted George Osborne's wedding by throwing orange confetti over him and the bride:

Naturally everyone is assuming it was JSO, because orange confetti + being obnoxious cunts is their calling card, however they're publicly insisting it's not them:
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So there's something a bit weird going on right now. Someone interrupted George Osborne's wedding by throwing orange confetti over him and the bride:
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Naturally everyone is assuming it was JSO, because orange confetti + being obnoxious cunts is their calling card, however they're publicly insisting it's not them:
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Yeah...fuck them.
The whole "she has a right to throw confetti at weddings" seems very suspect. Weddings are not public venues, you've no right to attend.

"It was not especially disruptive" is what really curls my toes. If I invade your wedding, christening, funeral whatever else it doesn't matter if I'm not being especially disruptive since I have no right to be there. If I turn up in the homes of Just Stop Oil protestors and sit downstairs sharpening knives all night while they sleep technically I am not being very disruptive. But I think every sane human can agree the police should be called.
 
Naturally everyone is assuming it was JSO, because orange confetti + being obnoxious cunts is their calling card, however they're publicly insisting it's not them:
"We didn't do it, but we totally agree with it and it's exactly what we would do. No doubt the person who did do it is intelligent, handsome and popular." The least convincing denial since O. J. Simpson's "If I Did It".
 
Yeah...fuck them.
The whole "she has a right to throw confetti at weddings" seems very suspect.

"We didn't do it, but we totally agree with it and it's exactly what we would do.
Yeah the suspiciously specific denial immediately jumped out to me. However the question then becomes if they did do it, why the denial? Given their unshakable belief they're on the right side of history™ it's not like they'd feel guilty for it, and given everything they usually do, annoying a twat like Osborne likely wouldn't bother most of the public.
My theory is this may be a test run for a new strategy. Either they're trying to get around the police's new powers to fuck protesters off, by claiming it's not them, just a bunch of TRUE and HONEST protesters that totally believe in the same things, and use the same tactics. Or maybe an attempt to try and salvage their PR, which has been disastrous lately (I've posted previously about them repeatedly being confronted to loud cheers from the public), again by claiming it's not them it's just a bunch of copycats.
The other theory I've heard, which is kinda plausible, is that it was a false flag by someone in Osborne's camp to try and shift the headlines away from the anonymous email, that went out just before the wedding, claiming he's banging Cameron's sister, and raped a bunch of potentially underage chicks.
 
So there's something a bit weird going on right now. Someone interrupted George Osborne's wedding by throwing orange confetti over him and the bride:
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Naturally everyone is assuming it was JSO, because orange confetti + being obnoxious cunts is their calling card, however they're publicly insisting it's not them:
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JSO would never target one of their own
 
>has crippling court debt
>getting charged with being a retard
literally just kill yourself

"Another friend spoke passionately about Xavier's activism, and said "failures of the state" had pushed Xavier into the actions which surrounded his death. Coroner Brown encouraged the friend to seek to change laws where she did not agree with them, but would not be drawn into a debate about climate change."

clearly, it's the governments fault not us.

"She described the alleged conditions in HMP Cheltenham where Xavier chose to eat raw pasta "because he was so hungry he could not wait for hot water" and "he did not know why he was in custody as nobody had given him access to a phone". Despite this she said the staff were "comforting and supportive."

boiling hot water takes 5-10 minutes max, if muslims can fast for days on end, why can't you wait 10 minutes.

"But in HMP Thameside one cellmate is alleged to have "constantly antagonised him" by jabbing a vape pen in his face. "He had a breakdown in Thameside prison. Someone came to chat to him and he was given a book on Sudoku," Xavier's mum said. "He was anxious about future prison sentences he faced.""
he was constantly harrassed... how so? somebody put a vape pen in his face

"In July 2022 his mum described how police officers turned up at her home saying they wanted to speak to Xavier, but he was at work. They arrested him at his workplace instead, which he found "humiliating" and put him off going back there. "As the police did not charge him with anything we thought it was to harass him," she said."

"Xavier's partner also questioned if being on tag meant he was under state care, and therefore deserved a jury inquest into his death. Acting Senior Coroner Lydia Brown explained the law was clear this was not the case. A friend also asked if the mental health care offered at prison should be considered in the scope of the inquest, but Coroner Brown explained she had already rejected this."

this article is just jokes upon jokes
 
A permanent child who has never had any actual hardships realizes he's fucked up. With no servants around to boil the water for him he resorted to eating raw pasta.

Oh no.

It's almost like you played a stupid game.
 
"when he talked about his three week imprisonment. "I found this was a traumatic experience for Xavier, one Xavier had struggled to come to terms with,"
LMFAO WHAT?!?!?!
this was a baby who had never been confronted with real violence before, people who yes are willing to break your nose for seemingly no reason if you dont give them your belongings they request
it can be a confronting world to meet, for him to have that reaction he must have been hiding in his cell the entire time
when you mix and mingle with others the stigma of prisons eases off a bit
"But in HMP Thameside one cellmate is alleged to have "constantly antagonised him" by jabbing a vape pen in his face. "He had a breakdown in Thameside prison. Someone came to chat to him and he was given a book on Sudoku," Xavier's mum said. "He was anxious about future prison sentences he faced."
LMFAO OH COME ON NOW, is this guy seriously saying the worst he got was a few jabs with a vape pen, and after he cried about it someone came and gave him a book of Sudoku? that last part doesnt surprise me, happens from time to time, prisoner sees another prisoner getting fucked with, they wont stop it, but theyll try and soothe the wound after and offer advice
 
So there's something a bit weird going on right now. Someone interrupted George Osborne's wedding by throwing orange confetti over him and the bride:
View attachment 5201002
Naturally everyone is assuming it was JSO, because orange confetti + being obnoxious cunts is their calling card, however they're publicly insisting it's not them:
View attachment 5201051

"Confetti gate", please to be go fuck yourself. Talk like a normal person and call it a "statement about the confetti attack at X"
 
Well he just stopped using oil entirely. One weird trick they don't want you to know, one person at a time.
I hope he is either:
1) Preserved and interred with the assistance of 100s of petroleum-derived chemicals
or
2) Incinerated using natural gas
 
I recently heard from an English acquaintance who works in the force that the country is beginning to fit temporary facial recognition cameras at large events to effectively cockblock JSO members and immediately send them to jail, where they will likely be raped and eventually driven to off themselves as fate has already entailed.
 
I recently heard from an English acquaintance who works in the force that the country is beginning to fit temporary facial recognition cameras at large events to effectively cockblock JSO members and immediately send them to jail, where they will likely be raped and eventually driven to off themselves as fate has already entailed.
They never waste an opportunity to spy on everyone. The rozzers have been agitating to use facial recognition for years.
 
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