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This man won karma for restraint.

I made this gif after catching the local news story, as a teachable-moment meme for church.

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This short image is chock full of those moments, and it was a hoot ad-libbing their conversation.

The clerk isn't a Jedi neither, nor a saint...... just a 'Nam vet who pegged the guy as a pussy the moment he walked in; and the dipshit got lucky because the man doesn't kill pussies anymore, he just slays 'em.

(I wish I could find the interview afterwards by that one awestruck newsthot)
 
_01 said:
There's also this:

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The Universe always makes sure to remind manlets that no matter how wealthy, succesful or powerful they may be, they will always be manlets.
I mean, just look at Napoleon and Mussolini.
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_01 said:
Okay, last one, I promise. Here's a belligerent old woman getting tased for running from a traffic ticket and kicking an officer. If anybody works in retail, you've probably ran into a woman exactly like this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7lj8knsKDHY
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I live in a big city, I ran into women exactly like this every day, and I don't even work in retail.
 
_01 said:
Okay, last one, I promise. Here's a belligerent old woman getting tased for running from a traffic ticket and kicking an officer. If anybody works in retail, you've probably ran into a woman exactly like this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7lj8knsKDHY
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I imagine this is probably the first time that woman has ever heard "no" in her life.

Reminds me of these tards, who are the holy grail of instant karma:

 
garakfan69 said:
That vasectomy story is bigger bullshit than a Tucker Max story.

The girl you're dating cucks and tries to trap you but all you can think of is how much of an ebin troll it's going to be?
Who the fuck acts like that?
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Everybody knows the story is fake, but it's funny nonetheless. The guy knows how to write a really good short story.
 
NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
I imagine this is probably the first time that woman has ever heard "no" in her life.

Reminds me of these tards, who are the holy grail of instant karma:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM
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You can almost hear the switch flip when that first wiry Lt. with Buscemi-eyes, who looks like he's functioning on nothing but coffee, cigarettes, and sleep-deprivation, hits absolute zero on fucks given.

They're the ones with frightening levels of rage strength, too. After 20+ years of keeping it bottled up, there's always gonna be that one guy who mistakes the cop's demeanor as disinterest or incompetence.

Pro-tip: Never grapple with em either, all those pointy bones & sharp angles fucking hurt. It's like BJJ with a leather-wrapped skeleton.
 
The slap heard around the world, and one of my personal favorites. Excuse the quality.

 
Lesson: If a guy's buddies have nicknamed him "Champ", it may not be wise to start a fistfight with him:


And the all-time classic: snot-nosed little shit gets what's coming to him


The skinny kid antagonising the fat one ended up on TV protesting his "innocence" and only succeeded in making it clear that he was a shit liar as well as a shit wrestler.
 
Spunt said:
And the all-time classic: snot-nosed little shit gets what's coming to him

https://youtube.com/watch?v=S7TYr4PFQGk
The skinny kid antagonising the fat one ended up on TV protesting his "innocence" and only succeeded in making it clear that he was a shit liar as well as a shit wrestler.
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The way the fat kid walks off like it's ain't no thing is just hilarious to me. Probably felt like a thug after taking that little fuck to the ground.
 
littlearmalite said:
The way the fat kid walks off like it's ain't no thing is just hilarious to me. Probably felt like a thug after taking that little fuck to the ground.
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The sawed-off fuckling hadn't learned that while the fat kid may weigh as much as an 18yr old defensive end, his target has been hauling that weight around every day, probably since 3rd grade.

Which is also why I always had at least one fat kid best friend; they took initial heat, disarmed bullies with laughter, or could take the first punch & then sumo toss em for the win.
 
Pocket Dragoon said:
The sawed-off fuckling hadn't learned that while the fat kid may weigh as much as an 18yr old defensive end, his target has been hauling that weight around every day, probably since 3rd grade.

Which is also why I always had at least one fat kid best friend; they took initial heat, disarmed bullies with laughter, or could take the first punch & then sumo toss em for the win.
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There was a 6'3" fat kid in my high school class. Big, nerdy, kind of stupid. Everyone made fun of him, but you know for a fact not a single one of them even dared to try and throw hands with him. Those big boys have natural armor + surprising strength from having to heft around that much meat.
 
Here's idiots blocking traffic for some asinine protest getting shoved out of the way. Notable is one of the protesters screaming "what is wrong with you" after she gets pushed for blocking worker commutes.



I also nearly forgot this video series, titled "stop a douchebag." In Russia, it's apparently a very common problem for people to drive on walkways since it's, well, Russia. These people will block anybody who drives on walkways and, if they keep driving, they'll put a giant sticker on their windshield with so much adhesive that it needs to be scraped off bit by bit. Although interestingly, it seems like men will either apologize and drive away or say that they've seen their videos and admit defeat, whereas women will almost always try to run them over, but you do occasionally get some men who try fist fighting them. I highly recommend it if you also like Russian hard bass.




By the way, their stickers read "I spit on everyone, I drive where I want" in Russian.
 
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_01 said:
Here's idiots blocking traffic for some asinine protest getting shoved out of the way. Notable is one of the protesters screaming "what is wrong with you" after she gets pushed for blocking worker commutes.

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I also nearly forgot this video series, titled "stop a douchebag." In Russia, it's apparently a very common problem for people to drive on walkways since it's, well, Russia. These people will block anybody who drives on walkways and, if they keep driving, they'll put a giant sticker on their windshield with so much adhesive that it needs to be scraped off bit by bit. Although interestingly, it seems like men will either apologize and drive away or say that they've seen their videos and admit defeat, whereas women will almost always try to run them over, but you do occasionally get some men who try fist fighting them. I highly recommend it if you also like Russian hard bass.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ibl6SHbq8sY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cZGuzwnZVIo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BHJxIwvFIGY
By the way, their stickers read "I spit on everyone, I drive where I want" in Russian.
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To be honest they should get shot for this.

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Brazilian heroes in London, getting their stolen money back:
 

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_01 said:
Here's idiots blocking traffic for some asinine protest getting shoved out of the way. Notable is one of the protesters screaming "what is wrong with you" after she gets pushed for blocking worker commutes.

gr1zy.mp4

I also nearly forgot this video series, titled "stop a douchebag." In Russia, it's apparently a very common problem for people to drive on walkways since it's, well, Russia. These people will block anybody who drives on walkways and, if they keep driving, they'll put a giant sticker on their windshield with so much adhesive that it needs to be scraped off bit by bit. Although interestingly, it seems like men will either apologize and drive away or say that they've seen their videos and admit defeat, whereas women will almost always try to run them over, but you do occasionally get some men who try fist fighting them. I highly recommend it if you also like Russian hard bass.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ibl6SHbq8sY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cZGuzwnZVIo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BHJxIwvFIGY
By the way, their stickers read "I spit on everyone, I drive where I want" in Russian.
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Never understood the faggots who think it's a good idea to protest by causing problems for random people. I think that one is made a bit funnier because the dude looks like he's likely a nurse, or a doctor.
 
_01 said:
Here's idiots blocking traffic for some asinine protest getting shoved out of the way. Notable is one of the protesters screaming "what is wrong with you" after she gets pushed for blocking worker commutes.

gr1zy.mp4

I also nearly forgot this video series, titled "stop a douchebag." In Russia, it's apparently a very common problem for people to drive on walkways since it's, well, Russia. These people will block anybody who drives on walkways and, if they keep driving, they'll put a giant sticker on their windshield with so much adhesive that it needs to be scraped off bit by bit. Although interestingly, it seems like men will either apologize and drive away or say that they've seen their videos and admit defeat, whereas women will almost always try to run them over, but you do occasionally get some men who try fist fighting them. I highly recommend it if you also like Russian hard bass.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ibl6SHbq8sY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cZGuzwnZVIo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BHJxIwvFIGY
By the way, their stickers read "I spit on everyone, I drive where I want" in Russian.
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This 'Stop a Douchebag' stuff made my night, thank you so much.
 
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