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The bat's face reminds me of Bowser in SMW
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Put that fucking fursuit under a spoiler. Abominations of hell should not be directly splashed on the front page. My eyes hurt and my soul trembles.

There are some real comedy gems in here though. I can’t pick between “died of white powder” and that Catcher In The Rye review for my favourite.
 
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I can't get over this guy being scared of Christmas decorations. That's just so bizarre.

Going through Nixwerld's journals and found this one where he describes why Pinocchio scares him.

Nixwerld said:
- That Nightmare Before Christmas sneak peek trailer at the beginning of my videotape used to startle me when I was a kid, claiming it was originally going to be a Disney movie, then later released under the Touchstone Pictures banner.
- The camera bouncing into Gepetto's workshop in the beginning of the movie.
- Is it just me, or does Jiminy Cricket look like someone who's very poor and homeless?
- The music box that plays "Little Wooden Head", especially the figurine that whistles.
- Did you see the clocks that Gepetto made, including the one where a nanny slaps her child? If that were done today, you'd see a whole lot of complaints. Take it from me, because I've been slapped plenty of times when I was little.
- I have always questioned if the blue fairy coming from the sky was the last thing I see before I die.
- When Gepetto realizes that his puppet-boy is alive, he fires his shotgun, then all the clocks started making noise.
- Remember that one scene where Gepetto turns on the music boxes and dances, then Pinocchio lights his own finger on fire, and feels no pain?
- On Pinocchio's way to school, he gets picked up by some stereotypical pedo-furries, including a bobcat who doesn't say anything. Man, the early 20th century was a messed up time!
- Stromboli, the brown guy who performs the puppet show, and speaks in strange tongues when he's pissed off.
- Where the hell did the women puppet's voices come from? The dancing Russian (or Soviet as of 1940) puppets look kind of angry.
- When you think Stromboli is nice to Pinocchio, until he locks that poor thing up in a cage
- When Pinocchio tells enough lies, he grows a bird's nest, and birds, leaves, and eggs appear from out of nowhere.
- The Coachman's big, evil grin, way scarier than that Pink Elephant scene from Dumbo
- The trip to Pleasure Island, where rude boys destroy an entire amusement park that probably cost millions of dollars of damage
- Animal abuse. Why couldn't anyone save those donkeys from being shipped to inhumane circuses?
- The "jackass" guy who transforms into a donkey
- Pinocchio when he gets the ears and tail of a donkey
- Monstro, the big blue sperm whale thing. You know they couldn't say the word "sperm" on a film released to the public in the 1940s, unless it was educational.
- The way Monstro sleeps, looking like a whale who was beached underwater. People just didn't understand the sleeping habits of cetaceans and other marine mammals.
- When Gepetto makes smoke from fire, causing Monstro to sneeze violently
- That image of Gepetto lying down on the beach just makes me think, did he just die or something?
- The celebration when Pinocchio becomes a real boy, where Gepetto plays the music boxes and makes noises with the clocks makes me think Pinocchio is going to light his own finger on fire again for some odd reason.

Gawd, that movie was much scarier than Beauty and the Beast! But I didn't have as much nightmares of it
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https://nixwerld.deviantart.com/journal/Why-I-Was-Scared-of-Pinocchio-748107925
http://archive.is/9UhZo
 
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