Horrorcow JustinRPG / Justin Coolidge - Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.

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Alan Pardew said:
His new profile picture on FaceBook:

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That is either a huge man or a very tiny bird,
The thing's head is soooo small
 
Look, normally I despise victim-blaming, but...Reshiram is a god of fire and nuclear fusion. If Team Rocket managed to kidnap her, it's because she WANTED to be kidnapped.
 
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Alan Pardew said:
His new profile picture on FaceBook:

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Are those flames shooting from that chicken's wings, tail and head? Is so, Justin's crotch is gonna get burned :shock:
 
Taurine said:
Some things I found:

Ebay: http://www.ebay.com/usr/moltres_rider
Spent $70 on a Reshiram plush and Kyurem plush for $60. God only knows what he does to that. Your tax dollars at work.

Also look at all the feedback he left other people.
"Reshiram roars with excitement, thank you, Black Kyurem does too! happy Pokémon."
"Reshiram loves you!!!"
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If that was my feedback I'd be horrified to know that I shipped something to person who is clearly insane and now he has my address.
 
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JustinRPG isn't as funny as Chris. He arguably isn't funny at all. He lacks any sense of self awareness. Its like he isn't even really a person. All he does is play pokemon and jerk off to them. Complete slave to his urges. No self analysis no analysis of his surroundings. Nothing. Just pokemon and scat fetishes. What does someone like that even do?
 
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Lefty's Revenge said:
JustinRPG isn't as funny as Chris. He arguably isn't funny at all. He lacks any sense of self awareness. Its like he isn't even really a person. All he does is play pokemon and jerk off to them. Complete slave to his urges. No self analysis no analysis of his surroundings. Nothing. Just pokemon and scat fetishes. What does someone like that even do?
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He saves his wife Reshiram from a team that captures legendary Pokemon. *yawn*
 
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Yeah, JustinRPG is definitely almost over the line of idiots I can laugh at into people with such low IQs that they're legitimately retarded and I just feel bad for them.
 
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True, he's not as funny as Chris. But I think the little tard has some charm to him.
 
Thing about JustinRPG is, he's actually content with his life, or so it seems.

All he ever seems to want is fantasize about interactions between him and fictional creatures that are better neither described nor thought about. While Chris pursues rather lofty goals (that could at least partially probably be realized if he didn't go about them in the most moronic manner possible), JustinRPG is content with what he currently has - as far as we know. So while being markedly lower functioning than CWC, he still wins, in a way.
 
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Yeah, he's kind of like some of the pony waifu people I've contacted. They're pretty content with their little dreamworlds. They're crazy, but they're happy.
 
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Well, JustinRPG only received a temporary ban for two weeks on the forums and he's back.

1. http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=309487

what are two Pokémon that you cannot live without? if someone were to take them out of Pokémon, you'd be devastated.


nobody knows mine *sarcasm*

ahem *cough* Reshiram & Moltres
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2. http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=309392

that didn't work!!!! still no working!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. http://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=309290

#1, I did NOTHING wrong!! I just RANDOMLY log on and found out you guys give me a boot for TWO WEEKS!!! when I did NOTHING wrong and was infracted MULTIPLE times for the SAME offense!!! and you guys boot me out for NO reason! and TWO WEEKS??? I've seen DOZENS of people get three day bans!!! my punishment is accurately comparable to receiving 5 years in prison for running a stop sign!!! that is DEFINITELY an accurate and PERFECT comparison!!! MANY people get 3 day bans and I get 2+ WEEKS for something I DID NOT do!!! please QUIT treating me unfairly and giving me cruel and unusual punishments!!!
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Indeed you do... as an ex-Serebii member would tell you (ex because I voluntarily left)
 
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