Horrorcow JustinRPG / Justin Coolidge - Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician. Married to Reshiram, the vast white pokemon.

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femboy fart huffer said:
Sorry if I'm just misremembering shit but he has a wife? I mean he clearly isn't talking about reshiram because he mentions her in the same post.
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I mean he's still clearly talking about Reshiram

Only because he's talking about how Zorua disguises as a buddy pokemon, yet he hasn't seen any wild Reshirams, which would show that a Zorua is around.

In other words, yes Justin is still referring to his wife as a Reshiram

Source: I occasionally play Pokemon Go.
 
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I have been telling people for over 15 years that Pokémon are capable of love, and that they can be in love with a human. I have also been telling people that not only can Pokémon consent to sex with humans, they also enjoy sex with humans. I knew this to be fact because my wife, Reshiram told me a few days after that one faithful day I went up to Dragonspiral Tower where she used Attract on me to make me fall in love with her. My wife told me that Pokémon are capable of falling in love with humans, and they enjoy sex with humans.
Nobody ever believed me, except for a few people. Everybody criticized me for my love for Reshiram and my intimate bond with my Moltres. Ken Eschbach was one of the biggest criticizers of my love for Reshiram. He REFUSED to believe that Pokémon could love a human and enjoy sex with a humans. Many trolls, people, and Pokémon trainers all denied this to be true.
It is only now that I am proven right about how Pokémon can be in love with a human or desire sex with a human. It took five for documents to be released proving I am right (Game Freak leaks).
These documents have many reports about Pokémon being in love with humans, and Pokémon having sex with humans. What Reshiram told me back in November 2009, three days after my climb of Dragonspiral Tower, was authentic, straight from the Pokémon’s mouth. Pokémon CAN love humans. Pokémon CAN have intimate bonds with humans. Pokémon DO enjoy sex with humans. I was told this BY A POKÉMON!
And the recently leaked documents prove that I am right. Being that it was a Pokémon that told me first, is it any wonder that these documents line up with what my wife told me. So, basically if a Pokémon tells you something about their kind, even if it is out of the ordinary, listen to them. Y’all never believed me, and my wife told me this information, and now look, proven fact.
Oh boy I wish I could rub it in at least six people’s faces, particularly Ken Eschbach.

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In The Life of Justin Coolidge The Game, living creatures are categorized into five distinct categories. These categories are: Animals, Humans, Furries, Monsters, and Dragons.
Animals: These are any real life creature in the animal kingdom (except humans) and fictional equivalents of animals. Dogs, birds, and Amaterasu are two examples of animals.
Humans: These are any humanoid being that is not a monster or in another category. These creatures embody human appearance, and are not a monster underneath and are not in a monster sub category. Examples of humans are Kesha, Sephiroth, and fairies.
Furries: These creatures are your anthropomorphic animals commonly found in cartoons and on websites like Fur Affinity. Bugs Bunny is an example of a cartoon. And if you do not know the rest, go to Fur Affinity or /r/furry.
Monsters: These creatures are your typical battle ready creatures, often exhibiting other-worldly, grotesque, or ugly figures. While not all monsters fit this description, as battle monsters, like Pokémon and Digimon are also monsters, monsters are diverse and multifaceted beings that often embody the unknown or the uncanny, transcending traditional boundaries of form and function. Monsters can range from grotesque and fearsome creatures to more to more whimsical interpretations like Pokémon and Digimon. Some examples of monsters are Lady Dimitrescu’s mutated monster form, Moltres, minotaurs, and Dark Magician Girl. Yes, Dark Magician Girl is a monster, she may appear human, but she is a Duel Monster, and Duel Monsters are a subcategory of monsters.
Dragons: These are your generic European dragons, your wyverns, your drakes, your Chinese dragons, and any other dragon in the traditional sense. However, any “dragon” that is in a subcategory of monsters is NOT a dragon in this format, as they are monsters. This includes Dragon Type Pokémon; such as Salamence, Dragonite, and Palkia; and also Digimon like Imperialdramon Dragon Mode. These are all monsters.
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In this photo, I am standing with my favorite creature in each creature category. This photo has my favorite animal, my favorite human, my favorite furry, my favorite monster, and my favorite dragon.
My favorite animal is a female orange Bengal tiger. They are the sexiest animal in existence, and I want a female one to pee in my mouth and sit on my face.
My favorite human is Rydia. Rydia is the sexiest human in existence. Rydia is the only human that can keep up with the nonhumans in providing me sexual pleasure.
My favorite furry is my OC furry, Gatsby. Gatsby is a female anthropomorphic Turkish Can cat who loves to swim, just like the breed of housecat.
My favorite monster is my wife, Reshiram. I am in love with her and I have been married to Reshiram for 14 years and eight months as of November 1. Our anniversary is March 7, 2010.
My favorite dragon is my first dragon wife, Beautiful Dragon. Beautiful Dragon is a species of dragon known as Draco Decorus, which Draco Decorus is credited as the most beautiful dragon species in all the worlds. Despite this species immense beauty, like all dragons, these dragons (including my wife) are feared by all humans (except me of course).

Surprisingly wholesome thing month. I still find it interesting as to why he posts once a month on the dot. Facebook has a scheduling feature that lets you go 30 days in advance but I don't think you can do it for personal accounts. I doubt he did draw it but the pfp reshiram looks pretty nice. Honestly the story with it isn't that bad either. You know if I was in a pokemon universe I'd probably agree with him, reshiram probably is smart enough to be on the level of a human at least. I'm sure he will not go to anything more animalian at all. I have absolutely no idea who Ken Eschbach is, in my mind I thought he said Kurt Eichenwald. I do find it funny that even he points at the leaks and basically says that he is normal in comparison lol. I guess the leaks might have been almost comforting for him, validation from the creators that his waifu can love him. Also pretty rare mention of his trolls and stuff like that. And then he just explains the lore of his special mind world. Nothing too interesting other than the casual mention of beastiality. I can't even say anything about these, the most I can say is that reshiram is probably 50% larger than she's meant to be in canon but other than that this month seems fairly normal and wholesome in the grand scheme of things
 
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"I have been telling people for over 15 years that Pokémon are capable of love, and they can be love with a human. I have also been telling people that not only can Pokénon consent to sex with humans, they also enjoy sex with humans."

Wow, what a statement he made in his first post. I can imagine people in IRL listening to Justin telling them how Pokémon can consent to sexual intercourse and this is a good thing.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
"I have been telling people for over 15 years that Pokémon are capable of love, and they can be love with a human. I have also been telling people that not only can Pokénon consent to sex with humans, they also enjoy sex with humans."

Wow, what a statement he made in his first post. I can imagine people in IRL listening to Justin telling them how Pokémon can consent to sexual intercourse and this is a good thing.
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I mean 15 years ago was 2009, I'd be willing to bet he means that was roughly when he started posting online that sounds roughly correct
 
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VeteranOfTheRetardWars said:
I mean, Pokemon are made up so they can do whatever the fuck you want them to do if you really think about it.
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Reminder though that Justin has similar fantasies with real animals and had actually went out to eat bird shit and actually considered sneaking into a tiger enclosure to drink its piss.

Literally the only thing that is holding Justin back from being a zoophile is the fact this shit is illegal, because if for some reason bestiality is legal, Justin would definitely cross that line.
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
Reminder though that Justin has similar fantasies with real animals and had actually went out to eat bird shit and actually considered sneaking into a tiger enclosure to drink its piss.

Literally the only thing that is holding Justin back from being a zoophile is the fact this shit is illegal, because if for some reason bestiality is legal, Justin would definitely get cross that line.
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Wait, you mean to tell me JustinRPG is a sexual deviant?
No way.
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
Literally the only thing that is holding Justin back from being a zoophile is the fact this shit is illegal, because if for some reason bestiality is legal, Justin would definitely get cross that line.
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I don't think it is the only reason. I mean I've never seen him show any interest in dogs or cats or anything reasonable. The main thing stopping him from fucking a tiger is that a tiger will kill you. Quite a lot of his sexual fantasies involving animals are also just fucking impossible, he isn't talking about how he wants to stick his cock in a tiger, he's talking about how he wants to be shrunken and swallowed whole by it. I wouldn't leave him alone in a room with a tiger but I wouldn't leave anyone alone in a room with a tiger. I just don't see Justin going full white woman honestly. Maybe I'm just overly hopeful but even if beastiality was legal and he owned a dog I don't think he'd be fucking it, not because he thinks it wrong but simply just because he has never shown any sexual interest in regular white woman activities. There's a bit of a difference between eating bird shit and fucking a dog.
 
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femboy fart huffer said:
I don't think it is the only reason. I mean I've never seen him show any interest in dogs or cats or anything reasonable. The main thing stopping him from fucking a tiger is that a tiger will kill you. Quite a lot of his sexual fantasies involving animals are also just fucking impossible, he isn't talking about how he wants to stick his cock in a tiger, he's talking about how he wants to be shrunken and swallowed whole by it. I wouldn't leave him alone in a room with a tiger but I wouldn't leave anyone alone in a room with a tiger. I just don't see Justin going full white woman honestly. Maybe I'm just overly hopeful but even if beastiality was legal and he owned a dog I don't think he'd be fucking it, not because he thinks it wrong but simply just because he has never shown any sexual interest in regular white woman activities. There's a bit of a difference between eating bird shit and fucking a dog.
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Justin literally asked if it was legal to enter a tiger enclosure so he can drink its piss.

He is very interested in consuming animal waste for sexual pleasure
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
It still is sexual shit involving animals so is say so. Especially with golden showers being explicitly sexual, and Justin gets off on the thought of eating animal waste
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My glasses were off and I read that as “especially with golden retrievers being explicitly sexual” and was about to ask what the fuck you meant by that lmao.
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
Reminder though that Justin has similar fantasies with real animals and had actually went out to eat bird shit and actually considered sneaking into a tiger enclosure to drink its piss.

Literally the only thing that is holding Justin back from being a zoophile is the fact this shit is illegal, because if for some reason bestiality is legal, Justin would definitely cross that line.
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...ewww... Any medical types able to weigh in on specifically how that could harm his health? It doesn't take a genius to know you're not supposed to eat the crap of any species, but surely birds are extra unhygienic and contain extra parasites and whatnot that could really mess up your system. Justin's fairly peaceful as far as lolcows go, he doesn't start arguments over his paraphilias, but if he's found to be a threat to his own health and is getting assistance of whatever type for being a low functioning tard, could he be forced to undergo therapy so he doesn't feel the compulsion to eat poop anymore?
 
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