Orbiter Kai Schwemmer / Kai Clips / “Kai the Spy” - Battered Nick lapdog and sycophant. Spineless coward and chronic liar. Suffers from a severe case of Stockholm’s Syndrome

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Kai Clips is one of many capos Nick has at his disposal. While Kai isn’t a loser incel faggot like Beansoy, or a bifurcated Gunted shitpig like Ralph, Kai is usually busy either debating or vicariously sucking off Nick hard.

Background:
Kai Clips was a longtime Anal First viewer and a Mormon. Eventually by 2020-21, Kai started to gain recognition, clipping Nick’s show and also contributing to spreading the Catboy empire further. Kai later dabbled into streaming, but unlike most AFers, Kai isn’t an incel, and apparently hits the gym, has a girlfriend & is a Mormon (AF promotes fake Catholicism). These three factors has painted a large target on Kai’s back but nonetheless Kai has remained a loyal Nick sycophant to the bitter end, to the point where even Kino Casino and other Nick a-logs gave Cry Clips the nickname “Kai the Spy”.

For Nick vs Kai info, here’s a good thread for starters.

—Kai vs RPGTV—
The occasional rifts between Kai and Nick have caused Kai to also get into a conflict with Nick a-log RPGTV. When many though Kai was going to defect AF, in fact he doubled down on appeasing the Catboy Fuhrer:

As per usual Kai’s lies would be exposed once more by RPGTV during their DMs together:

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Again Kai has no integrity and will immediately back down even if Gaypers attack him. He’s a battered lapdog to the Mexican faggot.

More examples of Cry Clips cucking (this time it’s him unliking AV posts after his brief conflict with Nipples):
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In general while Kai isn’t Totally dysgenic compared to most Cozy.honeypot streamers, hes still a faggot by virtue of being a Catguard for Nick Faguentes and having a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome.

Kai’s Socials:
Instagram: His instagram
Telegram: Link
Cozy: Link
 
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He's from Salt Lake City, Utah.

https://highlandrambler.org/5053/sterlingscholars/kai-schwemmer/ (https://archive.ph/Ciz7c)
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Here's an online portfolio from an english course he took in Salt Lake City Community College.
Interesting note that I was unaware of, Kai says in this that he "...was raised in Germany but have spent most my life now in Salt Lake City Utah."
https://slcc.digication.com/kai-schwemmer-eportfolio/about_me (https://archive.ph/44EDv)

He also uploaded a bunch of pdfs of his work for the class. In his second semester of the classes he had to write a number of notebook entries which are littered with memes. There are also photos of him as a kid:
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In this post in the original Nick thread someone posts a name, address, and phone number for Kai. Credit to @Game Over for that post:
Kai Nikolas Schwemmer
801-739-4109
1519 E Kensington Ave
Salt Lake City, UT
84105
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Which appears to be his parents house, owner Ricky Konrad Schwemmer, 53. Mother's name is Ines.
https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/address/1519-e-kensington-ave_salt-lake-city-ut-84105 (https://archive.ph/C9ZsW)

Interesting to note that I do not see the 801-739-4109 number on any of these white pages websites, meaning Game Over's number might be from a more personal source if it is indeed the right number.
 

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Was wondering when a thread of this guy would be created. Funny enough its quite easy to get him to sperg out at you on instagram I've done it before.


Don't mind the shit quality, but I think we have the makings of a good lolcow if he continues to act like this.
 
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Surprised his hair was allowed to get that long, Mormons tend be rather anal about those kinda things.
 
@MvAgusta on the final screenshots of the OP, who was talking to him on Instagram?

Btw the clip of RPG vs Groypers you posted was just him yelling at Ralph. There is another clip of RPG vs Kai of the same stream, where Kai gets really rattled after RPG tells him he would post their DMs. Never seen this guy so angry before
 
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@MvAgusta on the final screenshots of the OP, who was talking to him on Instagram?

Btw the clip of RPG vs Groypers you posted was just him yelling at Ralph. There is another clip of RPG vs Kai of the same stream, where Kai gets really rattled after RPG tells him he would post their DMs. Never seen this guy so angry before
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Ah must’ve confused the two on my file, will update

The guy who Kai is sperging at is an Anon who likely sent the screenshots to RPG
 
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If anyone wants to explore the Kai vs. Trey lore, a lot of it was rehashed in this PP stream. This was right after Jaden had split with AF and Trey was trying to get a Cozy channel.

Kai first joins around 1:13:40 (while at a McDonald's drive-thru) and Trey confronts him about his hesitance in disavowing Jaden and then they start to argue about who is more loyal to Nick and who is more degenerate.

Both eventually leave the stream but then rejoin to argue again around 2:43:40. Trey threatens to dox Kai with information he found on KiwiFarms and Brittany has to intervene.
 
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shouldn't they be more worried about his open association with a political cult that consists of barely closeted homosexuals, pedophiles and racists than his hair? mormons caught lacking
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Eh, the mormons are little more than a weird cult at this point than themselves, so it's not a major jump from magic underwear to catboys. The mental barriers are already well and truly fecked.
 
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Surprised his hair was allowed to get that long, Mormons tend be rather anal about those kinda things.
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I'm probably giving away too much about myself but I'll just say that I used to be associated with Mormons and that I may have had long hair similar to Kai. They didn't care one bit. Perhaps it depends on the local community, but from my experience, Mormons are more lax on things than people think. Probably to their detriment. Other examples include my family openly not fasting, my parents getting divorced, openly drinking caffeine (we never drank alcohol though but I doubt it would have mattered). None of this got us "in trouble" with the church. The church will be very easy to subvert indeed.
 
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HeroicIdealism said:
I'm probably giving away too much about myself but I'll just say that I used to be associated with Mormons and that I may have had long hair similar to Kai. They didn't care one bit. Perhaps it depends on the local community, but from my experience, Mormons are more lax on things than people think. Probably to their detriment. Other examples include my family openly not fasting, my parents getting divorced, openly drinking caffeine (we never drank alcohol though but I doubt it would have mattered). None of this got us "in trouble" with the church. The church will be very easy to subvert indeed.
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Why would drinking caffeine get you in trouble.
I don't know shit about Mormonism, but no caffeine?
 
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I will give this dude credit if he actually goes offline and does the missionary work he has been hyping for a while. Getting away from the internet and practicing one's faith, even if it's Mormonism, is still miles more religious than Fuentes bragging he's catholic because he goes to mass once a month.
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Some speculate he may use it as an opportunity to leave the movement altogether. Let's keep our fingers crossed.
 
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I'm probably giving away too much about myself but I'll just say that I used to be associated with Mormons and that I may have had long hair similar to Kai. They didn't care one bit. Perhaps it depends on the local community, but from my experience, Mormons are more lax on things than people think. Probably to their detriment. Other examples include my family openly not fasting, my parents getting divorced, openly drinking caffeine (we never drank alcohol though but I doubt it would have mattered). None of this got us "in trouble" with the church. The church will be very easy to subvert indeed.
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Suppose, they might just be losing to all mighty porno addiction and giving up on all the other silly rules they've cocked up.
 
Kai is a person that frustrates me. He is fit, young, and somewhat intelligent and yet, he is a lapdog for this mexican twink fuhrer of the white race. Very sad to see, it toke so long for a thread on Kai to come about. He deserves a thread for simply being a coward in the face of these dysgenic freaks of nature.
 
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