Orbiter Kai Schwemmer / Kai Clips / “Kai the Spy” - Battered Nick lapdog and sycophant. Spineless coward and chronic liar. Suffers from a severe case of Stockholm’s Syndrome

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Jacky Jennings said:
Kai is a person that frustrates me. He is fit, young, and somewhat intelligent and yet, he is a lapdog for this mexican twink fuhrer of the white race. Very sad to see, it toke so long for a thread on Kai to come about. He deserves a thread for simply being a coward in the face of these dysgenic freaks of nature.
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Him being a military bratt growing up in Germany likely made him socially awkward.
 
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HeroicIdealism said:
I'm probably giving away too much about myself but I'll just say that I used to be associated with Mormons and that I may have had long hair similar to Kai. They didn't care one bit. Perhaps it depends on the local community, but from my experience, Mormons are more lax on things than people think. Probably to their detriment. Other examples include my family openly not fasting, my parents getting divorced, openly drinking caffeine (we never drank alcohol though but I doubt it would have mattered). None of this got us "in trouble" with the church. The church will be very easy to subvert indeed.
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I’m not Mormon, but very familiar with the culture, particularly Utah Mormon culture, which is very different from Mormon culture elsewhere because in Utah, they make up the majority.
Kai has a very calm, happy-go-lucky naivety to him that is typical of young Utah Mormons. They like to minimize conflict, so their culture is not built for this a-log stuff, at least, not to do it themselves. the way he’s dealing with this shit is very typical, trying to partly mediate and see both sides and partly trick himself into thinking he can make a difference.
 
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Christ is Cha-Ching ladies and Guntlemen…
 
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HeroicIdealism said:
That is correct. Mormons are not supposed to drink caffeine.
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Slight correction: it really depends on how members interpret the Word of Wisdom, which is basically a set of health and dietary guidelines members are supposed to follow. The wording says that members are supposed to avoid "hot drinks", which most members interpret as all coffee or tea, but that wording is so vague that even that's not set in stone. For example, some Mormons avoid green or black tea, but still drink herbal teas which aren't derived from the tea leaf, and some take it to mean all tea in general. What I do know that caffeine itself was historically prohibited, but that ban's since been lifted, which is why it seems so many Utah people have a soda addiction.

I don't know @HeroicIdealism's family's situation but I guess they weren't very doctrinal and/or they just had a very lenient bishop. Breaking the WoW repeatedly usually means that you get your temple recommend (basically a card that allows you to enter temples and perform rituals like sealings and baptisms for the dead) revoked.

t. actual Mormon
 
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Now that kai is gone "for 2 years" (I doubt we will ever see him again/ using Kai clips). With his mission already starting, I hope for him personally, he will come back radically different. I am speaking more from his personality side, then a political side. A big issue with the current internet, really is the stagnation of people. You can act the same way you did at 17, all the way until you turn 50, simply because you never leave the hole you find yourself in. I hope the best for kai tbh. Hopefully whoever is overseeing his mission trip, pushes him to talk to the older crowd. And talking + connecting with and hearing the lives of actual working men and women will cause him to grow up. No more of mommy milky, mommy dom shit. Being goofy is fine. But there is a difference of tapping into your childlike naivety. And always being in your childlike naivety
 
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Can Mormon missionaries use the internet?

Jacky Jennings said:
Kai is a person that frustrates me. He is fit, young, and somewhat intelligent and yet, he is a lapdog for this mexican twink fuhrer of the white race. Very sad to see, it toke so long for a thread on Kai to come about. He deserves a thread for simply being a coward in the face of these dysgenic freaks of nature.
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I know what you mean. Kai’s like, not a negative person, like he’s not somebody who looks around him and sees all the bad. If anything, it seems like he’s someone who ignores or overlooks the bad. But I feel like having a gripe with the world around you and focusing on the bad is generally the quality needed to be drawn to this sort of movement.
 
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Can Mormon missionaries use the internet?
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They can, but under very heavy restrictions. Basically the only social media you're allowed to use is Facebook, and even that's not allowed within certain missions one is assigned to. Besides that, almost everything you do has to be related to your mission, so for example you can only text or video call people you're teaching. There's no way Kai's gonna be streaming during his mission.
 
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I think of all the possible people in America First that sound like an unironic nazi, that crown has to go to Kai Schwemmer.

I think it's interesting that no one has asked the church he belongs to why Kai Schwemmer would call other white people "a disgrace to the white race" and "You sound like a kike when you speak german"

Here's a copy of the Nick vs. Martin and Smeade BAP Twitter Space from a while ago. I don't have a date for this, but I know some users here will recognize the entire thing and remember the dates. I just never saved the exact date so I don't recall if it's from December 2022 or January 2023.


50:30-ish Kai hops into the space and begins debating the Martin and Smeade guys.
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"You sound like a kike when you speak German."

"Don't put a German phrase in your banner and don't butcher the German when you read it."

"You're a disgrace to the white race. That's what I'm upset about."

Uh oh, Kai! That's a little more divisive than anything Nick Fuentes has ever said!
 
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Apparently Daltroon, Beersoy and other Groypers are giving Kai a hard time for… being normal?

Knowing Kai, that cuck will still dicksuck Fuentes even when abuse is directed towards him by Gaypers
 
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