Kaka Apple Chrisp

[The Dude]

This is/was Chris' Tomgirl persona/nickname. Jackie also called him "Chrispy" in a few emails. Does anyone have any idea where Chris got this nickname from? I assume Jackie gave it to him, but then again...



One final note, didn't he ever realize that kaka is baby talk for poop?

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

Apple could be from Applejack who was the My Little Pony he had an a atar of at the Tomboys/Tomgirls forum.
Chrisp is Chris with a P on the end but not sure what that's about.
No clue on kaka.

 

[The Dude]

Apple could be from Applejack who was the My Little Pony he had an a atar of at the Tomboys/Tomgirls forum.
Chrisp is Chris with a P on the end but not sure what that's about.
No clue on kaka.

Yeah I gathered that the "Apple" part was from MLP and an apple crisp is a type of dessert so "Apple Chrisp" is Christian thinking he's being clever.

The whole name is just full of 'Tism and AIDS. It's actually one of the most irritating things I've seen from Chris and I don't know why it harshes my cool so much.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

The entire name just reeks of autism...

 

[Kosher Dill]

I suspect Kaka came from Jackie when she was trying to slip vulgarities into Sonichu, she was pushing hard for a character called Vulva too.
And apple crisps are just another one of Chris's nutritious favorites. He probably thinks his tomgirl persona is as sweet and healthy as a McDonald's apple crisp.

 

[exball]

I suspect Kaka came from Jackie when she was trying to slip vulgarities into Sonichu, she was pushing hard for a character called Vulva too.
And apple crisps are just another one of Chris's nutritious favorites. He probably thinks his tomgirl persona is as sweet and healthy as a McDonald's apple crisp.

Getting Apples from McDonalds is like getting a hug from a prostitute.

 

[The Dude]

I suspect Kaka came from Jackie when she was trying to slip vulgarities into Sonichu, she was pushing hard for a character called Vulva too.
And apple crisps are just another one of Chris's nutritious favorites. He probably thinks his tomgirl persona is as sweet and healthy as a McDonald's apple crisp.

His self-imposed nickname basically translates to "Shit Pastry".

 

[Kosher Dill]

Getting Apples from McDonalds is like getting a hug from a prostitute.

What, in that Chris does both as often as Barb will allow?

 

[exball]

Getting Apples from McDonalds is like getting a hug from a prostitute.

What, in that Chris does both as often as Barb will allow?

As long as the keeps sailing in, I doubt she cares what he does just a long as he waddles back into the safety of the eternally feeding hoard.

 

[José Mourinho]

Chris seems to like Apple Slices from McDonalds. Perhaps Chrisp may mean "Chris".

 

[NIA-DOA]

I suspect Kaka came from Jackie when she was trying to slip vulgarities into Sonichu, she was pushing hard for a character called Vulva too.
And apple crisps are just another one of Chris's nutritious favorites. He probably thinks his tomgirl persona is as sweet and healthy as a McDonald's apple crisp.

His self-imposed nickname basically translates to "Shit Pastry".

Describes his personality and diet perfectly...This may be the only time Chris has described something accurately.

 

[bradsternum]

It's easily the worst trannie alter-ego name ever. That said, he's starting to look more and more like Divine when she was dying of an enlarged heart, except Divine was slightly skinnier.

 

[Marvin]

Getting Apples from McDonalds is like getting a hug from a prostitute.

What, in that Chris does both as often as Barb will allow?

As long as the keeps sailing in, I doubt she cares what he does just a long as he waddles back into the safety of the eternally feeding hoard.

Nah, Barb will bitch at him for a lot of things. She needs to control every aspect of his life. For example, he can't have any privacy, remember?

 

[CatParty]

[quote="Marvin"
Nah, Barb will bitch at him for a lot of things. She needs to control every aspect of his life. For example, he can't have any privacy, remember?[/quote]


how much control does she exude? is she pretty much bedridden these days? and is it like she has manipulated him into thinking that her care by him is the only thing he should be worrying about?

 

[Marvin]

Nah, Barb will bitch at him for a lot of things. She needs to control every aspect of his life. For example, he can't have any privacy, remember?

how much control does she exude? is she pretty much bedridden these days? and is it like she has manipulated him into thinking that her care by him is the only thing he should be worrying about?

Uhh, I don't know the details about that. I think she might be largely bedridden, but if she has a reason to, she could probably get Chris to drive her somewhere. I don't know if she's exactly pestering him about taking care of her, but she's definitely limiting his life in as many ways as she's able. So, she won't let him drive to Charlottesville or to church or anywhere because of "gas prices." He doesn't have access to his bedroom that much, so he has to play his video games in front of Barb. She's complaining about him playing certain games, because they have too much blood.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that KaKa loosely has to do with his temporary fandom of Katy Perry. The "Kaka Makeup Basics" video has him playing California Gurls. My guess is that it's a cross between Katy Perry and Lady Gaga?

Essentially, Kaka being a Sonichu-like hybrid of the two pop stars, which manifests in Chris' tomgirl persona.

 

[Sakamoto]

The "Kaka" part was obviously suggested to Chris by a non-benevolent source, but I'm amazed that he's that stupid to not put "kaka = shit" together. Yes, amazed, even after all the incredibly stupid things Chris has said and done before this.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that KaKa loosely has to do with his temporary fandom of Katy Perry. The "Kaka Makeup Basics" video has him playing California Gurls. My guess is that it's a cross between Katy Perry and Lady Gaga?

Essentially, Kaka being a Sonichu-like hybrid of the two pop stars, which manifests in Chris' tomgirl persona.

That's probably how the idea was sold to him, but he's still a tard not to say "That sounds to much like a word for poop".

 

[Smutley]

Kaka, I believe, is where he got his makeup from.

http://stores.ebay.com/KaKas-Cosmetics

The reason he's Kaka Apple Chrisp is because he's using the Kaka cosmetics products, and showing how to apply them. I doubt it's nefarious that he chose that name, it's just another instance of Chris assuming a brand identity for the first thing in a product line he purchased off the internet.

 

[fridgesrants]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that KaKa loosely has to do with his temporary fandom of Katy Perry. The "Kaka Makeup Basics" video has him playing California Gurls. My guess is that it's a cross between Katy Perry and Lady Gaga?

Essentially, Kaka being a Sonichu-like hybrid of the two pop stars, which manifests in Chris' tomgirl persona.

I hope at some point more 2011 era tomgirl content leaks out. It still makes me laugh that he used to blast Katy Perry while putting on make up poorly.

 

[Sakamoto]

Kaka, I believe, is where he got his makeup from.

http://stores.ebay.com/KaKas-Cosmetics

The reason he's Kaka Apple Chrisp is because he's using the Kaka cosmetics products, and showing how to apply them. I doubt it's nefarious that he chose that name, it's just another instance of Chris assuming a brand identity for the first thing in a product line he purchased off the internet.

What an awful name for something you're supposed to smear all over your face.