Kaka Apple Chrisp

[Kosher Dill]

That's probably how the idea was sold to him, but he's still a tard not to say "That sounds to much like a word for poop".

Maybe he just never heard it. No one used the word when I was growing up. And for someone as relentlessly, obstinately naive and sheltered as Chris, he probably never picked it up anywhere else either.

 

[Marvin]

We made up the "kaka" part, I don't remember if we made up the rest. I've never encountered someone using "caca" where I'm from, but I am aware that people somewhere use it. That's why we picked it. We were going to giggle at Chris calling him self poop.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Uhh, I don't know the details about that. I think she might be largely bedridden, but if she has a reason to, she could probably get Chris to drive her somewhere. I don't know if she's exactly pestering him about taking care of her, but she's definitely limiting his life in as many ways as she's able. So, she won't let him drive to Charlottesville or to church or anywhere because of "gas prices." He doesn't have access to his bedroom that much, so he has to play his video games in front of Barb. She's complaining about him playing certain games, because they have too much blood.

Wow. It's hard to believe that it's even possible, but somehow Chris' life just keeps getting worse. Every time you think he's hit the bottom he breaks through the floor to reveal a new low. You know you're fucked when going back to playing video games, loitering at the mall, making videos of yourself being a fool and drawing your childish fantasy comics all day is considered an improvement over your current situation.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I've never heard anyone say kaka/caca out loud where I come from. The first time I came across the word was reading Stephen King's 'Christine' and since then I've come across it a couple of times in writing, but never verbally.

'Apple Chrisp' is a funny name in itself and cute. However, adding Kaka to it does make it sound awful.

 

[exball]

Nah, Barb will bitch at him for a lot of things. She needs to control every aspect of his life. For example, he can't have any privacy, remember?

how much control does she exude? is she pretty much bedridden these days? and is it like she has manipulated him into thinking that her care by him is the only thing he should be worrying about?

Uhh, I don't know the details about that. I think she might be largely bedridden, but if she has a reason to, she could probably get Chris to drive her somewhere. I don't know if she's exactly pestering him about taking care of her, but she's definitely limiting his life in as many ways as she's able. So, she won't let him drive to Charlottesville or to church or anywhere because of "gas prices." He doesn't have access to his bedroom that much, so he has to play his video games in front of Barb. She's complaining about him playing certain games, because they have too much blood.

Well Chris has a hard stress filled life. His far more successful brother has to come out and take care of a mother he hates so Chris can find True and Honest love!

 

[Seahorses]

I found it too funny. Heck I even made pixel art about it.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

I found it too funny. Heck I even made pixel art about it.

You made your avatar? It's really good, makes me laugh when I see it.

 

[Stalin]

He took Spanish in high school so I'm surprised he hasn't put Kaka=shit together. When I was in high school, at least, freshman went straight to the swear words in their language dictionaries.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Mierda = spanish for shit.

Kaka = baby talk in english for shit.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Kaka, I believe, is where he got his makeup from.

http://stores.ebay.com/KaKas-Cosmetics

The reason he's Kaka Apple Chrisp is because he's using the Kaka cosmetics products, and showing how to apply them. I doubt it's nefarious that he chose that name, it's just another instance of Chris assuming a brand identity for the first thing in a product line he purchased off the internet.

Nope. He went to Sephora for makeup advice, but then bought all his makeup from the drugstore.

 

[The Dude]

Mierda = spanish for shit.

Kaka = baby talk in english for shit.

Kak is Afrikaans/South African slang for shit. Also Chan is derogatory Afrikaans slang for an overweight metrosexual.

 

[Seahorses]

I found it too funny. Heck I even made pixel art about it.

You made your avatar? It's really good, makes me laugh when I see it.

The worst part was looking at the source material.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Kak is Afrikaans/South African slang for shit. Also Chan is derogatory Afrikaans slang for an overweight metrosexual.

I did not know this until right now. Thanks Lebowski. I'll fix you up a White Russian on me next time we catch up at Snyder's party at the PLACe.

 

[Jobbychu]

Kack/Cack and Kich/Kiche are all words for excrement/shit in most parts of Scotland.

Baw-dee-in-yer-Ma's-kich!

 

[Bob's Fries]

Apparently someone's trying to friend me over FB under the name "Kaka Apple Chrisp".

 

[soIregistered]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94m_P4-0wXw

This is all I think of when I hear "Cack".

 

[Varis]

Kack/Cack and Kich/Kiche are all words for excrement/shit in most parts of Scotland.

Kaka is also one K away from "poop" in Finnish.

Languages are silly.

 

[soIregistered]

Tina Fey once said in an interview that "Heston" translates to "Poop Your Pants" in Greece, so Charlton Heston's name was changed to Charlton Easton there.

That's right, in Greece his name was Charlton .

 

[Lefty]

The "Kaka" part was obviously suggested to Chris by a non-benevolent source, but I'm amazed that he's that stupid to not put "kaka = shit" together. Yes, amazed, even after all the incredibly stupid things Chris has said and done before this.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that KaKa loosely has to do with his temporary fandom of Katy Perry. The "Kaka Makeup Basics" video has him playing California Gurls. My guess is that it's a cross between Katy Perry and Lady Gaga?

Essentially, Kaka being a Sonichu-like hybrid of the two pop stars, which manifests in Chris' tomgirl persona.

That's probably how the idea was sold to him, but he's still a tard not to say "That sounds to much like a word for poop".

To be fair, I'd say the majority of people in the state I'm in wouldn't know that word means poop. Its a combination of very low minority populations and a lack of awareness of anything outside of where they live, kinda like ruckersville or wherever Chris lives. It was my understanding that "kaka" was mostly used in Spanish speaking cultures.

 

[Seahorses]

To be fair, I'd say the majority of people in the state I'm in wouldn't know that word means poop. Its a combination of very low minority populations and a lack of awareness of anything outside of where they live, kinda like ruckersville or wherever Chris lives. It was my understanding that "kaka" was mostly used in Spanish speaking cultures.

Yeah but being that CWC is "fluent" in Spanish, you'd figure he would known the most basic of words.