KallMeKris, TheGamerFromMars, Oompaville, and SomeOrdinaryGamers made an all in one face cream - $60 a bottle. I didn't know where else to put this

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OneUp delivers a 6-in-1 fusion of organic skincare benefits straight to your face. With one pump, your skin receives a surge of hydration, defense, and renewal. Moisturizer, serum, and lifter, along with essential vitamins, are included benefits.

Our 1.7 fl-oz (50mL) bottle is travel-sized, so it goes wherever you go. The airless pump allows for smooth and consistent application on any skin type. Designed to last for 60 days, even if you need an extra pump a day to cover your entire face.
 
I'm sure this is the same shit as pokimane's $30 white label costo cookies. Any e-celeb actually developing a product will probably bring you along for the ride simply so you feel more invested in it. A buncha dudes popping out suddently with a product completely unrelated to them is means they got a fat payday to shill some garbage.
 
Mutahar mentioned that. He said they went to a well known manufacturer and asked for a custom formula.
A custom formula with what? What could a random youtuber possibly do better than multi-billion dollar corporations who spend millions on R&D?
Just shill the usual clothing if you wanna sell merch.
 
2015 Muta would've called this shit a pretty clear grift not fit for youtube content, laughed for a minute straight, and invited us guys and gals to go play some more creepypasta games instead.
I miss 2015 Muta
 
Instead of some custom moisturizer he needs some sort of custom eye cream for those giant dark circles under his eyes.
 
Didn't Ommpaville get scammed out of supposedly a lot of money on his last adventure on marketing products? If I remember right the manager of the product he hired basically stole all the money supposedly 500k-1m or something like that he was claiming
 
Ingredients list:
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And at the same time Evil Food Supply launches a balm?
Guess skincare is the new hot thing, huh?
 
This Oompaville "but that's not even woke" retard got himself into some bad optics here.

This nigger apologist decides to shill face chemicals after he already made a goyslop candy company. If your skin is shit, it's because of diet in most cases (maybe exercise too). Selling a high sugar product only to then sell a face cream is the text book example of "make people sick and sell the cure" kike mentality. Not saying that eating candy fucks you skin up and he's selling a "cure" to exploit his audience. But from the public eye, it looks pretty bad if you put these two products next to each other.

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LMAO, They privated the video.
 
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Sixty bucks is ALOT for a facial cream. Even normal facial creams run like $10-$30 dollars depending on the brand.

Also no offense but none of these men look gay enough to sell a facial cream. If you don’t look like a makeup goblin like James Charles or any flaming homo that wears makeup, people ain’t gonna buy.

Beauty products are dominated my women. Women are the ones who are spilling thousands of dollars a year on makeup and beauty products, not men.

I’m all for men to start doing proper face care but I’m not confident a few commentary people can run a facial cream business….
 
Seems retarded and I have no idea who the target demographic is supposed to be. I fully admit to being a skin care faggot- you'd think I'd be the type of guy they're trying to sell to, and I think this looks horrible.

"6 in 1 face cream!" has the same branding to me as "All in one" men's soap. But I don't think the guy who doesn't give a rat's ass about his soap is the same guy who will buy a subscription service face cream.

Their "6 in 1" claim is also meaningless words.
"....Hydration, defense, and renewal. Moisturizer, serum, and lifter, along with essential vitamins, are included benefits."
Wtf that's not even a proper sentence.

There's also reasons people use multiple products rather than some mega all-in-one. If you sweat off your moisturizer, you don't necessarily want to be double-dosing on vitamin c or other harsher chemicals. And many people have combination skin: they might have greasy, oily foreheads, but dry skin on the rest of their face. You can't apply an all-in-one product selectively.

Niacinamide is almost a meme in skincare right now with shoving it in everything. It works for some people and irritates the shit out of others. I couldn't find an actual allergen or active ingredient list anywhere on the website. They list brazil nut oil. I shouldn't have to explain how rubbing nut oil on your face might be an allergen concern. Anytime you see an ingredient like that it worries me- could the Brazil nut oil be cut with sesame oil, or coconut oil, or sweet almond oil? Those are different common allergens. Do I really trust some fucking gaming youtubers about this? No.


Finally, they sent out this baggy eyed, washed out Indian in a tee-shirt to announce this shit? If the goal was to market to men who are insecure about their looks and don't know shit about skincare, you'd think they'd whip out an attractive "alpha" male who could talk about how this face cream got fixed his gamer acne skin while some hot bitches hang around his mansion.

Most people, especially men, don't need any of this shit. Men, especially young men, need maaaybe proper cleanser for their oily faces, maaaybe an exfoliant scrub (you can just mix sugar with a little oil) or just use a scrubby towel to prevent shaving bumps and skin buildup, and a daily sunscreen- if they aren't NEETs who never step outside anyways. A basic bar of dove face soap or Free and Clear acne cleanser for the oily souls, a scrubby towel, and a bottle of sunscreen. That's good enough for 90% of adults.

Protip: attempting to absorb nutrients literally through your skin is mostly a sham. If you actually think you're deficient nutrients and it's showing in your skin, you probably need to eat those nutrients. Microscopic amounts of beetroot powder on your face isn't going to do shit against your godawful gamer diet, obesity, smoking, or sun damage.

It seems like a really weird cash-grab plan. Like they thought they found a money printer with this idea. I hope the quality assurance is dogshit so we can get some funny apology videos and video essays out of it.

Edit: Seeing the ingredient list now, wow this is a shitty product. I'm really unimpressed by the amount of bullshit oils and fragrances. No one needs this, especially for 60 bucks.

You can see a general breakdown of ingredients here. Nothing is crazy, but it is kinda a stretch to say it's for "all skin types" when it contains salicylic acid IMO.
 
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Just use fucking CeraVe, for the price of one of these bottles you can get an exfoliator, a moisturizer, and a protecting face cream for while you sleep and they work wonders.
Source: My girlfriend got me into skincare shit and it's the one gay little activity I permit of myself.
 
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