Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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@Gremperor, nice thread. Please include the clip of Karl beating up Billy Mitchell in that WWE game somewhere in the OP, maybe as a prelude to the lolsuit section. It's perfect.

Also include a thread subtitle describing stuff like him being a spergy speedrunner, losing a lolsuit to Billy Mitchell and being pick up artist.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
@Gremperor, nice thread. Please include the clip of Karl beating up Billy Mitchell in that WWE game somewhere in the OP, maybe as a prelude to the lolsuit section. It's perfect.

Also include a thread subtitle describing stuff like him being a spergy speedrunner, losing a lolsuit to Billy Mitchell and being pick up artist.
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I have that "Am I gonna be the only one to lose to Billy" video already lol just having trouble with uploading them also I forgot about the subtitle thanks reminding and inspiring me.
 
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Gremperor said:
I have that "Am I gonna be the only one to lose to Billy" video already lol just having trouble with uploading them also I forgot about the subtitle thanks reminding and inspiring me.
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No worries. Don't know if this will help, maybe try different browsers for uploading videos like Firefox or Tor? Sometimes that works. Another recommendation I'd make is all his links to his socials at the bottom of his thread and a phonebook if you have one.

Also lmao to the subtitle, especially Bitch of Mitchell, that's a good one. I guess he's also the Cuck of Kong.
 
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The Lord works in mysterious ways, and He does have a funny sense of humor.
 
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clara said:
I was ambivalent about Billy prior to the lawsuit. And now it's so fucking funny that I will die on the hill that he never cheated at anything, is an American Hero, and killed Apollo Legend
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I have seen his enemies and can only conclude that they are also the enemies of God

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Gremperor said:
Fuck hit post thread instead of attach file fucking kill me

If anyone has the clips of him crying into his wife's non existent tits or Null making fun of that moment post them so I don't have to look for them pls n thnx.
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Let me know if there's any issues you need help with.
 
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Let me know if there's any issues you need help with.
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The only thing I absolutely need someone else to do is archive twitter stuff both Karl's and any noteworthy screenshots already in thread because I don't have an account and am blocked from seeing anything lol.
 
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NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
Love Cool Hand James. He's one of the good ones.

I had no idea about most of this stuff. Guess my dislike for Billy Mitchell and not doing my own research clouded my judgement on Jobst.

Guess that fucker got what he deserved.

Billy still sucks, though.
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That's pretty much where I was with this whole debacle as well. Was never a fan of Billy and I occasionally enjoyed Karl's autism and hearing him say "ball toner" during a Manscaped™ promo in that weird Aussie monotone of his always gave me a giggle.

All Karl needed to do was shut the fuck up about anything and everything regarding Billy and the case and the judge probably would have gone "lol no, Silly Bitchell" and that would be that. But now Karl is taking the King of Dong™ because he would not stfu.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
Please include the clip of Karl beating up Billy Mitchell in that WWE game somewhere in the OP
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This is the WWE clip on its own for those wondering:

(L / PreserveTube / GhostArchive)

No surprise that Karl wins here, but what I find funny is that this comes from a "Lolcow Wrestling Alliance" (LWA) match. Either this was discovered through someone in his Discord server or the Nutjobst namesearches himself on occasion.

And to think he used it more than once in his videos... How self-masturbatory and absurdly petty.

also lol:
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