Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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I like to think all of this would have been avoided if he just took the case to an American court.
Please explain to me how an Australian citizen and resident being sued over defamatory statements in his home country, which is the only country that has jurisdiction over him, could have moved the case that was filed against himself from an Australian court to a US court.
 
Please explain to me how an Australian citizen and resident being sued over defamatory statements in his home country, which is the only country that has jurisdiction over him, could have moved the case that was filed against himself from an Australian court to a US court.
I don't know and I don't care. I just know that an alleged cheater from America ended up winning a defamation lawsuit against a weird Australian man and no one found out about what the case was really about because the Aussie lied.
 
I don't know and I don't care. I just know that an alleged cheater from America ended up winning a defamation lawsuit against a weird Australian man and no one found out about what the case was really about because the Aussie lied.
Because the lawsuit had nothing to do with cheating. He said Billy Mitchell was responsible for Apollo Legend’s suicide. Not only was there no proof, it is verifiably false and he knew it was when he uploaded the video. He would likely have been raped just as hard if not harder in an American court room.
 
Please explain to me how an Australian citizen and resident being sued over defamatory statements in his home country, which is the only country that has jurisdiction over him, could have moved the case that was filed against himself from an Australian court to a US court.
Because the party suing is an American. Karl could have pushed to have the case take place in Billy's home country, but Karl was too busy getting hard at the idea of making Billy pay his legal fees once he wins, which is something America doesn't do.
 
I there anything else people want to see in the OP? The only thing I can think of is Karl's disavowal of Rwhitegoose but the goose thread was made by literal retarded faggot Bryan "King of poles" Dunn so of course it's shit and has nothing there lol.
This might be worth mentioning somewhere: in 2021 Karl started a podcast with another popular speedrunner, who goes by "TomatoAnus." I never watched it, so I don't know if there's anything worthwhile to find. In any case, apparently TomatoAnus' fans had a hateboner for Karl and dug up his past association with Goose, the PUA stuff, ect, which lead to Karl being Disavowed:
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And his response video:
I find it funny that despite cucking out, backstabbing his friends, and Kowtowing to trannies, it seems a lot of the people he's been bending over for still hate his guts.
 
I've gone and made an archive of all of karl's posts (that i has access to) on the-elite.net

Its a big HTML file so you can parse it all. 4000 messages contained within

not looked through all of it as of now but i saw this and thought it was funny

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CANCEL HIM NOW, HE SAID FAGGOT!

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Thanks to @BlueKirbo for the lead

Edit: changed the file so the CSS is embedded.
 

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Kino thread by karl

I want to note that at this point karl is 15 years old

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FUCK YOU DAD I NEED TO SPEEDRUN YOU FUCKING CUNT
If Karl listened to his step-dad he wouldn’t be in the hole close to a million dollars. Let this be a warning to you, kids.

I almost feel bad for Karl. He was raised by a cuck. His entire life is speed-running goldeneye (which lets face it is no donkey kong) and getting raped by billy mitchell. Meanwhile Billy Mitchell is a wealthy business owner whose son is a west point graduate.
 
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Good OP but I feel like it should be proofread, the obvious grammatical mistakes fixed, and reworded to be at least 20% more "professional" sounding, for lack of a better word. I really don't mean it personally, and I appreciate digging up old posts from from those ancient forums and combing through his discord. Keep it up.
 
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