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Kash Patel Is Polygraphing FBI Staff to Find Out if They’re Being Mean About Him [archive]
The Trump loyalist has subjected dozens of his own team to the lie-detector test.

By: Ewan Palmer, The Daily Beast
Published: July 11th, 2025 at 8:22 AM ET

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FBI Director Kash Patel is making bureau staff take polygraph tests to root out anyone who’s been talking trash about him, according to a report.

Patel has ramped up the FBI’s use of the lie-detector tests—often deemed too unreliable to use as evidence in criminal courts—in order to keep tabs on his own people and stamp out leaks.

But according to The New York Times, senior officials and agents are also being strapped to the machine and grilled on whether they’ve “cast aspersions” or said anything negative about Patel and his leadership.

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Kash Patel is seemingly becoming less trusting of his own FBI staff as the Bureau’s polygraph test usage increases.

The aggressive use of polygraphs is fueling an increasingly distrustful atmosphere inside the FBI under Patel and Deputy Director Dan Bongino, which has already been rocked by mass layoffs and the targeting of agents involved in criminal cases linked to President Donald Trump.

Agents have expressed concerns that they are at risk of losing their jobs if found to have said anything even remotely critical about Patel or Bongino.

“An FBI employee’s loyalty is to the Constitution, not to the director or deputy director,” former veteran FBI agent James Davidson told the Times. “It says everything about Patel’s weak constitution that this is even on his radar.”

Dozens of FBI officials have reportedly been subjected to polygraphs under Patel’s leadership, though it’s unclear how many were interrogated specifically about bad-mouthing the boss.

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Agents said being disparaging to FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino could also cost them their job.

One employee who was put on administrative leave during the Trump-era purge was brought back just to be grilled on the polygraph. Others were forced to take the test as Patel tried to find who leaked a story to the press that he wanted a service weapon, despite not being an agent working in the field, according to the Times.

One top FBI agent, Michael Feinberg, who worked the field office in Norfolk, Virginia, resigned after he was threatened with a polygraph test over his friendship with Peter Strzok, a counterintelligence official who was fired from the Bureau after sending disparaging text messages about Trump.

Strzok, who played a major role in the FBI’s probe into whether Trump’s team conspired with Russia to intervene in the 2016 election, was among Patel’s notorious “deep state” enemies list that appeared in his 2023 book, Government Gangsters.

In a July 3 post on the Lawfare blog, Feinberg said he would have been expected to “grovel, beg forgiveness, and pledge loyalty as part of the FBI’s cultural revolution brought about by Patel and Bongino” during his polygraph test.

While inadmissible in court, federal security agencies often use polygraph tests for internal investigations and during the security clearance process.

The Times, citing unnamed sources, said the rampant increase in polygraph tests is the latest example of the FBI becoming more “vindictive and extreme,” with officials becoming less trusting of each other as certain factions within the Bureau have “embraced snitching.”

The FBI declined to comment to the Times, citing “personnel matters and internal deliberations.” The Bureau did not immediately respond to a request for further comment from the Daily Beast.
 
Trump people going brrrrr today.

Is this really what he's been doing the whole time?
 
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I'm okay with this. The fbi are some of the biggest shitbags with the smallest dicks. They want to waste their time and money on this, let 'em.
 
It's more likely they're trying to ferret out potential leakers since the first Trump administration leaked like a sieve.

And the meaning of "deep state" has always been "unelected and unaccountable bureaucrats who persist across administrations." Since Trump (unfortunately) didn't burn the glownigger agencies to the ground, it's probably not a bad idea to figure out who is #resisting from inside the agency.

BTW, Patel is also a corrupt street-shitter and should be fired ASAP.
 
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Trump people going brrrrr today.

Is this really what he's been doing the whole time?
What I think he actually did was to use it to filter the traitors who are disloyal to the institution and who don't respect him due to his political views. It's not the same as "they don't like me", but rather "they think I'm a Nazi and they're gonna try to run their own operations to benefit our enemies and dismantle our own".

Like, if you ask them "do you think our boss is a white supremacist fascist Nazi?" and the result is like "yes", you found the snowflake that's gonna stab them in the back in the future.
 
The only glowniggers that should be effective at operating are ICE at this point, to crack beaner skulls open.

The function of the FBI is to cause mass shootings and the function of the CIA is to invent terrorist organizations, everybody working for the FBI deserves their own personal jeet demanding they redeem the polygraph saar. They made their bed, they can lie in it.
 
Like, if you ask them "do you think our boss is a white supremacist fascist Nazi?" and the result is like "yes", you found the snowflake that's gonna stab them in the back in the future.
I don't think so, because first, a top-down sweep should have happened in January, 8 o'clock day one, and by all accounts has, with several members removed over months, and second he's probably feeling quite uncomfortable working for a voter base and thus recruitment pool that has little love for his skin pigmentation. Loyalty to your country and duty and loyalty to your boss aren't the same thing. Rather than do the sensible course and create a paranoid panopticon environment fostered by trusted Trump loyalists where everyone snitches on each other, he uses something as clumsy as a lie detector test.

Fun fact, he's the same ethnicity as Zohran Mamdani, who wants to racially socialize New York. I suspect noting a comparison is considered a fireable offence.
 
What I think he actually did was to use it to filter the traitors who are disloyal to the institution and who don't respect him due to his political views. It's not the same as "they don't like me", but rather "they think I'm a Nazi and they're gonna try to run their own operations to benefit our enemies and dismantle our own".

Like, if you ask them "do you think our boss is a white supremacist fascist Nazi?" and the result is like "yes", you found the snowflake that's gonna stab them in the back in the future.

I mean, its needed:

“An FBI employee’s loyalty is to the Constitution, not to the director or deputy director,” former veteran FBI agent James Davidson told the Times. “It says everything about Patel’s weak constitution that this is even on his radar.”

This type of thinking, by the way, shows either a complete lack of understanding of the separation of powers, or is a wilfully disingenuous way to excuse flat out insubordination to infuse partisan politics in whats supposed to be apolitical positions. Not one fed employee who has said this yet has been an actual judge. So yeah, root them out. They've never faught back against any other administration like they have Trump's, even WITH all of the unconstitutional orders (like the IRS targeting the tea party or student loan forgiveness). It's time they actually become apolitical or die.
 
I mean, its needed:



This type of thinking, by the way, shows either a complete lack of understanding of the separation of powers, or is a wilfully disingenuous way to excuse flat out insubordination to infuse partisan politics in whats supposed to be apolitical positions. Not one fed employee who has said this yet has been an actual judge. So yeah, root them out. They've never faught back against any other administration like they have Trump's, even WITH all of the unconstitutional orders (like the IRS targeting the tea party or student loan forgiveness). It's time they actually become apolitical or die.
Like I said in another thread, the modern government drone thinks they have the power and duty to be insubordinate to their direct superiors for personal reasons and then use the Constitution as a shield, claiming either free speech or an even higher "I won't obey unlawful orders" level that they don't have in the first place as non-uniformed non-UCMJ personnel.

All on top of expecting to be considered a hero for "not willingly breaking a law". Hey dummy, 90% of the workforce every day is already like that, just because the government isn't cutting our checks doesn't make our daily honesty performative and/or irrelevant.

You're honest you say? Good, I expect that from my FBI agents, I also expect it from my dog walker. So what?
 
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