Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Tatu Carreta2 said:
Guys you cant get an STD from a handjob,she can make you coom safely if anyone is willing to hire her and then post the video on TKOH forums.
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You can't get an STD unless her hands have cuts or she uses her saliva as lube. Even then I bet she has bad B.O. so just being around her might make you vomit. Now she can give you a blowjob just put a condom on like strippers do at the clubs and I think that might be worth smelling her B.O. If someone does that, make sure you have a funny DSP quote at the end like "Nothing I can do, Kats sister pulled a random sucking super".
 
DukeMorty said:
You can't get an STD unless her hands have cuts or she uses her saliva as lube. Even then I bet she has bad B.O. so just being around her might make you vomit. Now she can give you a blowjob just put a condom on like strippers do at the clubs and I think that might be worth smelling her B.O. If someone does that, make sure you have a funny DSP quote at the end like "Nothing I can do, Kats sister pulled a random sucking super".
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"I told you not to come in my mouth, asshole! "

"I WAS BLOCKING! NOTHING I COULD DO! BUGGED PENIS MECHANICS! "
 
Murmur said:
I've never raped a person in a Denny's bathroom.
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That is a weird bar to set.

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
"I told you not to come in my mouth, asshole! "

"I WAS BLOCKING! NOTHING I COULD DO! BUGGED PENIS MECHANICS! "
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You people thinking Phil willingly engages in sex with actual people haven't been watching the same story I have been.
 
How long has it been since we saw an actual sign of Kat existing in DSP's house? I'm willing to even take small things like him ending a stream early or other low hanging fruit. Just rewatching a few of the "close calls" for the vest streak and it seems like he goes in to overtime quite often. Also lots of late night gin tweets.
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
How long has it been since we saw an actual sign of Kat existing in DSP's house? I'm willing to even take small things like him ending a stream early or other low hanging fruit. Just rewatching a few of the "close calls" for the vest streak and it seems like he goes in to overtime quite often. Also lots of late night gin tweets.
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The last one I'd consider solid proof that she exists was when he got interrupted during a stream, said "they're here? Okay, nuhuh" and finished the stream earlier than expected.

Ever since then, no sign of her, not that I know of at least.

I don't buy into the idea that she is not there anymore, but it is pretty weird how she vanished.
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
How long has it been since we saw an actual sign of Kat existing in DSP's house? I'm willing to even take small things like him ending a stream early or other low hanging fruit. Just rewatching a few of the "close calls" for the vest streak and it seems like he goes in to overtime quite often. Also lots of late night gin tweets.
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24 August 2019, a strange pic behind Katherine (who we can only assume to be). If it wasn't for Jasper, who we know Phil doesn't want in that khando, I'd have assumed Katherine left long ago. Or she really packed on the mashed potatoes, at least.
 
DZoomer said:
The last one I'd consider solid proof that she exists was when he got interrupted during a stream, said "they're here? Okay, nuhuh" and finished the stream earlier than expected.

Ever since then, no sign of her, not that I know of at least.

I don't buy into the idea that she is not there anymore, but it is pretty weird how she vanished.
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I would figure that they're ignoring the fuck out of eachother rn. Quarantine and such. If Kat has any friends, she's chilling at their houses or staying in her gamer office whenever she's not at work. Phil is probably "supporting local business, dood!" on Doordash with the vest money whenever Kat can't be arsed to make freezer food. The only reason PandaLee was so visible was because she was obnoxious and forced herself into his content and Phil was too scared to stop her.
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
How long has it been since we saw an actual sign of Kat existing in DSP's house?
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I consider the Animal Crossing stuff pretty conclusive proof, because there's zero chance that Phil would play a video game when he's not being paid to wear vests doing it.
 
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Imo, This bitch is nasty af given that the only thing clean about her is her air brushed face look at the rest of her, her nails are dirty af her hair is fake and even the her real hair looked greasy and clumped together. honestly this bitch is nasty i dont understand how some people say they can fuck her
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
How long has it been since we saw an actual sign of Kat existing in DSP's house? I'm willing to even take small things like him ending a stream early or other low hanging fruit. Just rewatching a few of the "close calls" for the vest streak and it seems like he goes in to overtime quite often. Also lots of late night gin tweets.
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He last mentioned having to leave stream early a few weeks ago, and she has not played Animal Crossing in a while judging from its position on the "recently played" section of his Switch menu..

I agree there could be something going on but there's not enough proof to convince me she's gone or even that they're fighting-it could just as easily be a switch to the evening shift at Fred Meyer's or she's (gasp) making friends and discovering life outside of Phil.

EDIT: Please tell me at least one of the Elite Field Autists is keeping tabs on the Washington divorce court docket. He's definitely dumb enough to not realize those are public records and greedy enough to worry about her taking his stuff.
 
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DZoomer said:
The last one I'd consider solid proof that she exists was when he got interrupted during a stream, said "they're here? Okay, nuhuh" and finished the stream earlier than expected.

Ever since then, no sign of her, not that I know of at least.

I don't buy into the idea that she is not there anymore, but it is pretty weird how she vanished.
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I'm sure she's still there, he's too lazy to bag up the pieces and bury the evidence so he just left it in the downstairs bathroom.
 
twattycake said:
He last mentioned having to leave stream early a few weeks ago, and she has not played Animal Crossing in a while judging from its position on the "recently played" section of his Switch menu..

I agree there could be something going on but there's not enough proof to convince me she's gone or even that they're fighting-it could just as easily be a switch to the evening shift at Fred Meyer's or she's (gasp) making friends and discovering life outside of Phil.

EDIT: Please tell me at least one of the Elite Field Autists is keeping tabs on the Washington divorce court docket. He's definitely dumb enough to not realize those are public records and greedy enough to worry about her taking his stuff.
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Just for the record I don't think she's gone yet, just wondering when we last had some evidence of her being around. I do think however it's a matter of when not if, so I'm just mildly keeping tabs so I can be primed for the divorce saga. A few weeks ago makes it likely we're not there yet.
 
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