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You're assuming it's so Khet could shave herself for his benefit. Why? They don't fuck, so I doubt he cares. No, that razor is so she can shave his trainwreck of a goatee for him.
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You're assuming it's so Khet could shave herself for his benefit. Why? They don't fuck, so I doubt he cares. No, that razor is so she can shave his trainwreck of a goatee for him.
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I have to admit, Phil is right to protect his spergmate from his streams. She doesn't have to deal with all the mockery.
Yeah, she looks like a horse, no need to spam it in the chat. We're never going to see Kat again now because some idiot detractors couldn't show restrain. Congrats, you ruined it for everyone.
Yeah, she looks like a horse, no need to spam it in the chat. We're never going to see Kat again now because some idiot detractors couldn't show restrain. Congrats, you ruined it for everyone.
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I would hypothesize she can grow a goatee better than Phail.
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This amuses me.
She must be tender skinned as all hell because I can honestly say from experience (and seeing others when they wear that much make up only to look beat up) expect some weird stares and outright mockery from others, even just walking down the street to go to a party. People want to know what the aim was for the look. Its a natural reaction to seeing a face caked in crayon.
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I can remember when she told everyone on stream "that stuff doesn't get to me". Well, looks like it did.
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Apparently it does cause Phil is still harping on it damn near every stream
Sadly most of us are prepared for criticisms of others by our families as they are the main people to ridicule you because they "love" you. Pretty sure Katherine wasn't exposed to that.
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lmao. That was never going to happen.
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I don't think it's that large of a loss. She seems too introverted, non-confrontational and autistic to be entertaining unlike Leanna who was full of piss and vinegar. We'd never get something out of Khet like we did with Leanna when their relationship was almost over and she went into Phil's "ahffice" and kept making fun of his manhood on stream.
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Yep, she was horrible. Just sat there in silence, stared at chat and didn't say or do anything. And it's not like she was new to streaming, she was just terrible at it, their chemistry was terrible for being supposed soul mates. And even when the morons in chat like kingmichael or derich said something nice to her, she barely reacted any differently than she would to a troll comment.
Even before her stream appearances, Phil was refusing to talk about her, refusing to do vlogs etc (even though he said they would happen), it's obvious once she got there she told him to fuck off regarding her appearing on his streams. I wonder how he persuaded her to make to make those appearances.
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Talk about a frosty reception! Their interactivity is purely one of indifference though I can say that I’ve seen more marriages that suprass this criteria haha.
Knowing Phil he most likely used his only bargaining chip, money. He either persuaded her that a bit of chick/Jasper kitty action would get the viewers rolling (though she’s no beauty queen) and when it didn’t play out he decided to use Khet’s disinterest as an excuse of muh detractors (which he did).
If Khet wanted to stream (not as Phils paypig honeypot), I 100% bet Phil would be on stopping that shit. He would pull the “they are for my business” card and try and ween her on making bath soaps on Etsy.
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If he did bring her on stream once a week he would make more money, but his ego couldn't handle it
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I don't think if he had her on stream it would help him at all. Maybe for the first few weeks to a month it MIGHT bring in slightly more daily stream tips because people would want to mess with her or see her in some low cut thing but after that Phil would be back to the position he is already in.
She sits like a vacant sex doll while being less attractive at the same time. She is quite literally as bad as Phil is but people would pay to see her in revealing clothing which she would not do for Phil's streams. After a while even the novelty of watching a vacant bitch sit around with no opinion or thought would be equally as boring to watch considering Phil and her have no chemistry whatsoever together. It would be like sitting in the waiting room at a doctors office watching other people read magazines.
She sits like a vacant sex doll while being less attractive at the same time. She is quite literally as bad as Phil is but people would pay to see her in revealing clothing which she would not do for Phil's streams. After a while even the novelty of watching a vacant bitch sit around with no opinion or thought would be equally as boring to watch considering Phil and her have no chemistry whatsoever together. It would be like sitting in the waiting room at a doctors office watching other people read magazines.
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How common is it for a female to use an electric razor? All the ladies I've known take a bath or shower and shave with a regular manual blade.
In my experience, an electric razor doesn't cut as close as a blade. If Kat is using an electric razor, there is stubble. Phil isn't fucking Kat if he thinks stubble is the gift that keeps on giving.
In my experience, an electric razor doesn't cut as close as a blade. If Kat is using an electric razor, there is stubble. Phil isn't fucking Kat if he thinks stubble is the gift that keeps on giving.
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There is an EVER so slight chance Phil is calling an epilator an electric razor. Two different things. If she is using an epilator she is getting nooky somewhere.
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I personally don’t use an electric razor for that reason, I have the cheapo yellow ones and a manual soap razor that I use regularly. I’ve only known men to use them.
It’s either that or Khet is trying to physically repulse Dave with little to no luck hence the midnight gym routine after work which might explain the epilator.
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Phil is a known liar and selfish asshole. Put no stock in those comments coming from a heartfelt place, he's just mad he can't monetize her and is going to blame what he always blames: anyone/anything but himself.
I mean, if the trolls did bother her, then Phil didn't warn her at all, thinking that she would refuse right off the bat if he did. That's the type of bastard that he is.
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Yeah, I don't overall see him giving a fuck about her one way or the other outside of her housekeeping skills.
He probably is desperately trying to get her to go back on stream with him somehow. I know he wants to still monetize her and is trying but what I find funny is her.
I think she did want to "jump start" her career off of him and as a fan of his prior she should have seen it coming in my mind. You aren't a fan girl for someone even going so far to set up getting their attention to just back out last minute for no reason. I think they both wanted to use her for their own reasons and while Phil may still want to I think she was probably genuinely hurt by being called ugly because all the people around her always told her how pretty she was while giving her goods/housing.
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The detractors are for sure one of the reasons why Kat doesn't want to show up on streams, but it is hardly the only one. Phil's streams/chat are incredibly boring. Most of the people here can only watch Phil when there's a group of other people riffing on him, and even then, they frequently say it is boring because nothing is going on. Imagine how much worse it would be as a spectator, with only Phil's actual fans to converse with. Even if there wasn't a single negative thing said about Kat, I think she'd be bored out of her mind within the first 15 or 20 minutes.
Even if they were doing multiplayer or something, Phil is such a stick in the mud that I think it'd quickly become a slog. The only distraction from the gameplay would be looking at chat, with the most excitement coming from some wheelchair throwing their quarters to ask an inane question like Kat's favorite pizza topping. If she was more outgoing she might have fun riffing on Phil, but she seems way too introverted for that, and she knows Phil would just quietly fume.
Like with most Twitch things, Phil doesn't understand why having a second person normally leads to more successful streams. The whole point of having an extra person is better interaction. You have someone to go back and forth with in real time, as well as someone who can actively monitor chat and basically act as a mediator while you focus more on the gameplay. But again, Kat, and arguably Phil himself, aren't social enough for that, and just in general, Phil hates sharing the spotlight. I'd point to Apex Legends (I think?) when he was playing with two other people who were instantly more popular with the stream solely because they were both being social and having fun. Phil got pissy the attention was away from him, but he did nothing to try and participate in the conversation or have any of that chill interaction he likes to claim he's famous for.
Even if they were doing multiplayer or something, Phil is such a stick in the mud that I think it'd quickly become a slog. The only distraction from the gameplay would be looking at chat, with the most excitement coming from some wheelchair throwing their quarters to ask an inane question like Kat's favorite pizza topping. If she was more outgoing she might have fun riffing on Phil, but she seems way too introverted for that, and she knows Phil would just quietly fume.
Like with most Twitch things, Phil doesn't understand why having a second person normally leads to more successful streams. The whole point of having an extra person is better interaction. You have someone to go back and forth with in real time, as well as someone who can actively monitor chat and basically act as a mediator while you focus more on the gameplay. But again, Kat, and arguably Phil himself, aren't social enough for that, and just in general, Phil hates sharing the spotlight. I'd point to Apex Legends (I think?) when he was playing with two other people who were instantly more popular with the stream solely because they were both being social and having fun. Phil got pissy the attention was away from him, but he did nothing to try and participate in the conversation or have any of that chill interaction he likes to claim he's famous for.
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You make some good points with all of that, especially the part about the boredom that would be inevitable. To add to it, Phil is very determined to keep the stream the way it is, and though Khet would hardly be chock full of ideas, one of the things he seems pretty keen on is making sure it's not exciting for a normal person. Even Khet would have a hard time grappling with that after awhile, and at least try SOMETHING to alleviate her boredom, which, whether it draws attention or not, would piss him off.
After all, this is the same asshole who berates his chat for "derailing the stream" by talking about things he derails his own stream with constantly, because only he is allowed to do that. And it isn't just about attention, either, it's about control. PHIL was supposed to benefit from the vest streak, but YOU, the viewer, were not supposed to be focused on it at all. That was HIS streak. No matter how much he says "we", because that's for him too.
After all, this is the same asshole who berates his chat for "derailing the stream" by talking about things he derails his own stream with constantly, because only he is allowed to do that. And it isn't just about attention, either, it's about control. PHIL was supposed to benefit from the vest streak, but YOU, the viewer, were not supposed to be focused on it at all. That was HIS streak. No matter how much he says "we", because that's for him too.