Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[millais]

There has been no photos of her since the Wedding, so another possibility is that she has really ballooned from the potatoes and Taco Bell diet as people have been speculating, and neither Khat nor Phil wants to reveal evidence of her weight gain. She because of her self-consciousness regarding her appearance, he because everyone will be mocking him for all the times he tried to flex on Leanna and the detractors with Khat's "smoking hot body" and "swimsuit model" good looks.

And if he tried to do a no-webcam stream with her, that would just further confirm our suspicions that she has been putting on the pounds.

 

[OverlySensitive]

Very insightful, both of you., anyone above my post here in general.

I didn't even consider the boredom aspect but she did just sit staring either blankly at his gameplay or fixated on the chat. If neither person is particularly inviting/outgoing ...yeah. Makes sense as to why she would rather not bother all around when all you are going to get at the end is a bunch of ridicule for some quarters.

I really thought Phil's greed would beat out his overall jealousy though. He is so damn greedy.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

There has been no photos of her since the Wedding, so another possibility is that she has really ballooned from the potatoes and Taco Bell diet as people have been speculating, and neither Khat nor Phil wants to reveal evidence of her weight gain. She because of her self-consciousness regarding her appearance, he because everyone will be mocking him for all the times he tried to flex on Leanna and the detractors with Khat's "smoking hot body" and "swimsuit model" good looks.

And if he tried to do a no-webcam stream with her, that would just further confirm our suspicions that she has been putting on the pounds.

There is that guy that has posted here that knows someone that works with her. Perhaps we can get a weight gain update? Inb4 Kat balloons up to Amber Lynn

 

[Fascist Frederick]

There has been no photos of her since the Wedding, so another possibility is that she has really ballooned from the potatoes and Taco Bell diet as people have been speculating, and neither Khat nor Phil wants to reveal evidence of her weight gain. She because of her self-consciousness regarding her appearance, he because everyone will be mocking him for all the times he tried to flex on Leanna and the detractors with Khat's "smoking hot body" and "swimsuit model" good looks.

And if he tried to do a no-webcam stream with her, that would just further confirm our suspicions that she has been putting on the pounds.

There is definitely some weight gain with Khet behind the scenes. Not long after Phil revealed how she always wants mashed potatoes and he doesn't like them that much, he also mentioned them going to taco bell and emphasized that she got TWO gorditas. And if I am remembering correctly that was right around the Amazon exercise bike clusterfuck fiasco.

Phil having Khet's diet on his mind while trying to get an exercise bike can only logically point to one thing...

 

[Gloomy guest]

The thing I remember about their streams together was how stiff and awkward Kat was while Phil was pawing at her and putting his arm around her like some Harvey Weinstein type figure. Definitely didn't look like a couple in their honeymoon phase. She's more than likely let her self go, her favourite thing to cook was mashed spuds and she's not going to pass up the fast food junk Phil brings home all the time. Wings has done a few streams with his wife lately and people liked her, I thought Phil would try to get Kat back on screen after that, but with Phil it's always 'me me me' and he'd be mad if people wanted to talk to Kat more than him.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

If he did bring her on stream once a week he would make more money, but his ego couldn't handle it

Nah, it wouldn't last more than a few weeks at the most. See Wings and his wife, who is actually way more likeable and entertaining than Wings himself. It took about 5 streams for people to get tired of her and back to regular donations. Katherine wouldn't even manage that as she's dull and boring, maybe a few extra bucks for a few streams from people calling her a horse and cruel exorcism comments.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Nah, it wouldn't last more than a few weeks at the most. See Wings and his wife, who is actually way more likeable and entertaining than Wings himself. It took about 5 streams for people to get tired of her and back to regular donations. Katherine wouldn't even manage that as she's dull and boring, maybe a few extra bucks for a few streams from people calling her a horse and cruel exorcism comments.

A few weeks? Kat got boring the very first video she was in, her and Phil can't talk about shit besides "duhuhuh the trolls".
She was nearly a fucking RealDoll on the Halloween stream, but at least a sexdoll would have the added humor of being something Phil puts his dick in.

Kat would last a single stream because people would be interested in asking her dumb questions about random shit, like the first Q and A but she'd be like Capcom bringing back an older character as DLC , and then someone would ask "Kat, why didn't you want to show up again until now?" and Phil would go on 10 minute rant to make him her the victim. Maybe someone would tip $100 to ask if Kat could put the vest on, Kat would then give a deprecating look and a fake smile while muttering, "no".

 

[Donut Coma]

How common is it for a female to use an electric razor? All the ladies I've known take a bath or shower and shave with a regular manual blade.

In my experience, an electric razor doesn't cut as close as a blade. If Kat is using an electric razor, there is stubble. Phil isn't fucking Kat if he thinks stubble is the gift that keeps on giving.

It's amusing to speculate, but mushmouth Phil said he got the electric razor from his wife, not for her. He mentions it as a gift she gave him for their first Christmas together. Well, second; the first was when she still had no name and all we saw was the back of her head while she decorated the tree.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Phil having Khet's diet on his mind while trying to get an exercise bike can only logically point to one thing...

Indeed it can. He's not good with subtlety or tact, the only reason he didn't come right out and say it is because of the jokes that would get made and hurt his ego.

I wonder how fat she has gotten...

 

[OverlySensitive]

The thing I remember about their streams together was how stiff and awkward Kat was while Phil was pawing at her and putting his arm around her like some Harvey Weinstein type figure. Definitely didn't look like a couple in their honeymoon phase. She's more than likely let her self go, her favourite thing to cook was mashed spuds and she's not going to pass up the fast food junk Phil brings home all the time. Wings has done a few streams with his wife lately and people liked her, I thought Phil would try to get Kat back on screen after that, but with Phil it's always 'me me me' and he'd be mad if people wanted to talk to Kat more than him.

This made me laugh but I think with the "pawing" he was just trying to imitate intimacy because even he was far too stiff and unnatural while doing it. Honestly if Phil hadn't have made that video of them together I wouldnt believe it was a relationship of convenience.

They were like strangers set up on a blind date who both had zero desire to go.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

How common is it for a female to use an electric razor? All the ladies I've known take a bath or shower and shave with a regular manual blade.

In my experience, an electric razor doesn't cut as close as a blade. If Kat is using an electric razor, there is stubble. Phil isn't fucking Kat if he thinks stubble is the gift that keeps on giving.

I dated a blind girl who used a electric razor because duh. She did a pretty good job by touch alone.

 

[UncleTusky]

Phil is now claiming Kat gave him the idea for a "retro replay" and that she was inspired by listening to "old school retro videogame music":

https://twitter.com/PoemJosh/status/1350519219654447106

It's amazing how Kat's original ideas sound just like Phil's.... it's like he wants us to believe their marriage is lifeless.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Phil is now claiming Kat gave him the idea for a "retro replay" and that she was inspired by listening to "old school retro videogame music":

https://twitter.com/PoemJosh/status/1350519219654447106

It's amazing how Kat's original ideas sound just like Phil's.... it's like he wants us to believe their marriage is lifeless.

Not only that but it’s the bad ideas that are kats. Like for example, the chair spinning, Phil said that was a stupid idea from the first second he said it but he was quick to blame Kat for that.
Who does that? Actively blame everything wrong on his wife? Everyone I know would call their significant other “their better half” or something like that, you get the point. Not Phil tho, his ego only applies to himself as opposed to being able to raise up others around him, even his wife.
I bet if that retard who was threatening Phil actually came to his house he would actually offer to cuck Kat to the attacker just to save himself.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

What I don’t get is his constant diatribes about how he loves his wife and wants to spend every waking moment with her any chance he gets. I hope he’s just being hyperbolic but it is Phil we are talking about. I don’t know about you all but being around a significant other constantly is unbearable, it definitely puts strian on the relationship and everyone needs space. Maybe I haven’t reached peak boomer pussy slaying chad tier of my relationship yet but I just can’t imagine, even married, wanting to spend every moment with my girlfriend. It’s like Phil’s idea of relationships and marriages come from movies and TV shows. He wants to— scratch that, NEEDS—to show us how well he is doing by spending Tuesday’s and afterstream with his wife, the ENTIRE time—lest he even think about another member of the female sex.

I remember in a stream recently someone asked about friends and he said “I don’t need friends, I have a wife, you know? She’s the person I want to spend all my time with.” What he fails to realize is that it digs him even deeper. Nobody with a healthy marriage spends every moment with their partner and if they do the relationship is pretty doomed. There comes a time in a relationship when you need your space and you have to be self sufficient.

But what the heck do I know I’m not a mature adult with a marriage and a cat.

 

[ditto]

“I don’t need friends, I have a wife, you know? She’s the person I want to spend all my time with.”

That describes unhealthy codependency to a T.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think Phil has said in the past that he spends an average of two hours a day with Kat.

She's just his autistic roommate who defrosts frozen dinners and then listens to 8-bit video game music while grinding Animal Crossing or Skyrim while Phil plays WWE Champions.

 

[Coin Ops]

Not only that but it’s the bad ideas that are kats. Like for example, the chair spinning, Phil said that was a stupid idea from the first second he said it but he was quick to blame Kat for that.
Who does that? Actively blame everything wrong on his wife? Everyone I know would call their significant other “their better half” or something like that, you get the point. Not Phil tho, his ego only applies to himself as opposed to being able to raise up others around him, even his wife.
I bet if that retard who was threatening Phil actually came to his house he would actually offer to cuck Kat to the attacker just to save himself.

And after the the Halloween fiasco, his mentions of Kat's positive qualities trickled off and he started taking jabs at her. We heard that she liked mashed potatoes which are "gross" and Taco Bell which is "disgusting shit."

He also sprinkled a pinch of gold dust more recently on one of his "being logical" rants by musing that in relationships you have to learn that the other person's opinion is okay, even if it's only based on emotion and totally illogical.

Imagine this sack of unwashed man-tits shuffling into the kitchen while you cook his din-dins only to be told your food is gross, and when you get pissed off then you're the one being illogical.

Kinda gives me a sense that she's starting to break the pignosis and stand up to him. Probably why he had her sent to The Hole.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Not only that but it’s the bad ideas that are kats. Like for example, the chair spinning, Phil said that was a stupid idea from the first second he said it but he was quick to blame Kat for that.
Who does that? Actively blame everything wrong on his wife? Everyone I know would call their significant other “their better half” or something like that, you get the point. Not Phil tho, his ego only applies to himself as opposed to being able to raise up others around him, even his wife.
I bet if that retard who was threatening Phil actually came to his house he would actually offer to cuck Kat to the attacker just to save himself.

Who does that? The guy who blamed his gout on his dead aunt, who he is also bitched about losing money from because she died.

Who does that? The guy who takes credit for hitting the tips goal and blames someone/something else when he doesn't.

Who does that? The guy who is only willing to entertain the possibility of a honeymoon when he has a man-baby theme park to go to.

Who does that? The guy who asserts that the vest was his fans' idea, but will congratulate the shit out of himself for the vest streak.

Who does that? The guy who throws a fit over someone/something else drawing the attention away from him for even half a second.

Who does that? The guy who only wanted to hang out with the only two friends he ever had when he could make money off of it.

Who does that? The guy who supposedly appreciates it so much when the tips are good but won't invest any of the money in the stream and bitches when the tips are low making it obvious that they ARE an expectation of his.

Who does that? The guy who threw his own mother under the bus when his shitty sugar sauce was being picked apart.

Who does that? The guy who blames his CPA any time something goes wrong with his taxes.

Who does that? Phil "I did everything correct" Burnell, that's who.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Who does that? The guy who blamed his gout on his dead aunt, who he is also bitched about losing money from because she died.

Who does that? The guy who takes credit for hitting the tips goal and blames someone/something else when he doesn't.

Who does that? The guy who is only willing to entertain the possibility of a honeymoon when he has a man-baby theme park to go to.

Who does that? The guy who asserts that the vest was his fans' idea, but will congratulate the shit out of himself for the vest streak.

Who does that? The guy who throws a fit over someone/something else drawing the attention away from him for even half a second.

Who does that? The guy who only wanted to hang out with the only two friends he ever had when he could make money off of it.

Who does that? The guy who supposedly appreciates it so much when the tips are good but won't invest any of the money in the stream and bitches when the tips are low making it obvious that they ARE an expectation of his.

Who does that? The guy who threw his own mother under the bus when his shitty sugar sauce was being picked apart.

Who does that? The guy who blames his CPA any time something goes wrong with his taxes.

Who does that? Phil "I did everything correct" Burnell, that's who.

Dude, you spend an alarming amount of time on here shitting on Darksy DePhil. Whenever there's a post by someone, there's almost always one from you right after.
Hope you're okay. I'd probably go mad spending that much time in the 'tism vortex.
I'm not trying to shit on you, just legit concerned about your mental health.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Dude, you spend an alarming amount of time on here shitting on Darksy DePhil. Whenever there's a post by someone, there's almost always one from you right after.
Hope you're okay. I'd probably go mad spending that much time in the 'tism vortex.
I'm not trying to shit on you, just legit concerned about your mental health.

Appreciate the concern, but I'm just a garden variety weirdo in a situation where, strange as this sounds, a lot of other options would be far unhealthier.

And I did take a break for quite awhile last year, too, so I'm not without my awareness.