Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[JamFlowMan]

I feel like if Kat was in this relationship with a metaphorical suitcase packed ready to leave at any moment she wouldn't have gotten married. Not saying she loves him or anything just that it is a decision someone would make if they're in this for the long haul.

Plus even if she saved every penny since moving i'm not sure she could even hire a divorce attorney and you sure as hell know Phil would run a few fundraisers to fight for every penny. Not sure what if any legal consequences you'd face for leaving your husband without getting divorce but why add a problematic hurdle if you're planning to bounce at a moments notice?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Yep. Kat is fully nested up in the Snort Fort and unless (because she's a known cheater) she snags another mark, she's there for the long haul.

Kat and her cat-son seem to have the run of the condo too. Phil seems essentially trapped in his dusty office, not even allowed to leave the door open in his own fucking condo. Meanwhile her PS4 is posted up in the main living room with the couch.

Phil is a small man trapped in a small office stuck talking to retards for the rest of his life.

Yeah I agree with you here.

He is shacked up in his little reddit cuck "man" room and I"m pretty sure we can picture a lot of LIVE LAUGH LOVE and cat shit and wine bottles littered all over the house, living like she's still single.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

I feel like if Kat was in this relationship with a metaphorical suitcase packed ready to leave at any moment she wouldn't have gotten married. Not saying she loves him or anything just that it is a decision someone would make if they're in this for the long haul.

A contract with the government and some overpaid beta cuckold that you can take over half of his wealth at any time you decide you don’t like him anymore, aka irreconcilable differences aka I found someone better, thanks for the money stupid fuck.

Not convinced that Kat getting married means she has any sort of long term care for Dave.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He is shacked up in his little reddit cuck "man" room and I"m pretty sure we can picture a lot of LIVE LAUGH LOVE and cat shit and wine bottles littered all over the house, living like she's still single.

I really wish we could get a snippet of the incredibly awkward small talk Phil and Kat make when they do see each other when they get doordash or go out. We've seen how painfully weird they are on stream but never outside of that. Phil has three things going on in his life his stream, gacha and drinking. He literally cannot talk about two of those without getting himself into deep shit. I also highly doubt Kat wants to hear about him whining about his trolls for the 10,000th time. Like what do they even sound like talking together off camera? They have nothing going on in their lives. 80 year old couples have more to talk about.

 

[DukeMorty]

Someone pointed out that yesterday he showed Jasper and awkwardly holding him. Saying Jasper is still here only a few hours after I and others posted the "Jasper is gone therefore Kat is gone" theory. It seems like Dave was reading the Farms and wanted to prove trolls wrong. Rent free in his head, having to prove us wrong because deep down he cares what we say.

That being said, Kat could be gone since we haven't seen her in years. So Phil if you are reading this then show Kat on camera, otherwise I will think she still left you. Just odd that you are willing to show your pet but not your wife, she is already doxxed so it can't hurt showing her face on camera. If anything it will prove us trolls wrong that she left you. And show her face because her speaking in the background could be a recording or another person. If you show Kat I will stop saying she left you. So just do it.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I really wish we could get a snippet of the incredibly awkward small talk Phil and Kat make when they do see each other when they get doordash or go out. We've seen how painfully weird they are on stream but never outside of that. Like what do they even sound like talking together off camera? They have nothing going on in their lives. 80 year old couples have more to talk about.

There was some leaked audio that is believed to be a conversation between DSP and Kat outside of streams. It happened when he forgot to mute his mic before getting his food delivery, but it's not 100% clear if that was Kat, highly probable though.

Sadly the public video has been deleted because I think the channel who posted it, David Davidson, was reported and terminated. Below there's a link to the comment and DD's post too.

You don't have to take my word since it'll probably get reuploaded, but the "rhythm" of the conversation was fairly normal from what I remember and the very little you could hear, it's not like aliens talking to each other. The most clear and notable thing was DSP being in his dumb clown mode, you know with the Wows, maybe the Uhhhhs, and the signature laugh.

In general I'd imagine Kat being the serious one, more bold than what she appears on camera, and then DSP constantly trying to be the funny guy. I also base Kat's behaviour like that on another instance of leaked audio where she tells him to finish "the fucking stream".

Unrecorded audio 1:

What makes you think that, is there any evidence for this?

The best evidence that she actually is that I remember right now is @David Davidson 's post of DSP's 12/Feb/2022 Marathon where the audio seems to reveal that someone else is with him at his place.

Spoiler: Video

If you missed it, credits to David Davidson:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O0KsmExFEFA

For me, what I hear the best is at 4:17 from DSP: "...something else..."??? and then someone "...(mumble) right now..." but I'm not sure.
And then at 4:33 is the most clear example of this person being Kat. If I was betting it sounds like her asking "...wasn't she?..." maybe...

Unless she just dropped to eat food.

The "fucking stream" (credits to An1337):

 

[Kosher Dill]

I also base Kat's behaviour like that on another instance of leaked audio where she tells him to finish "the fucking stream".

I still maintain that this is just people hearing what they wanted to hear. Really the audio is too muffled to make out.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

How this debate is still going is absurd but I guess that's what happens when you're talking about the least transparent person in history. She doesn't have a job nor family or friends and is in one of the most expensive cities in America. She can't divorce him even if she wanted to. Phil has just reduced his entire world to what's in his office because he's insanely paranoid. Kat is there, just in her room playing skyrim every day.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

A contract with the government and some overpaid beta cuckold that you can take over half of his wealth at any time you decide you don’t like him anymore, aka irreconcilable differences aka I found someone better, thanks for the money stupid fuck.

Not convinced that Kat getting married means she has any sort of long term care for Dave.

Would be Chef's kiss if her final words post divorce are "Thanks for the money dummy" ( or even her first vid in a youtube series). That would be a sensational story arc...

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

Would be Chef's kiss if her final words post divorce are "Thanks for the money dummy" ( or even her first vid in a youtube series). That would be a sensational story arc...

I’m not sure my body is ready for the “Kat was a detractor this whole time, and by the way Jasper agrees with her!“ arc. Give it a few more years of begging we’ll re-visit the issue

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I’m not sure my body is ready for the “Kat was a detractor this whole time, and by the way Jasper agrees with her!“ arc. Give it a few more years of begging we’ll re-visit the issue

I mean, she did fucking change her twitter header image to the trollface before she went silent on social media. Am I remembering this correctly?

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

I mean, she did fucking change her twitter header image to the trollface before she went silent on social media. Am I remembering this correctly?

I don’t know man, there is so much autism going on in this cinematic universe I can’t even keep track of 90% of it.

Big if true, years in advance foreshadowing the 2024 Kat detractor reveal.

 

[JT Marlin]

I mean, she did fucking change her twitter header image to the trollface before she went silent on social media. Am I remembering this correctly?

Yes.

https://twitter.com/chaosrealm01

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I don't know what this means, but wayback archived her twitter on February 13, 2018.



What happened the day before that you ask?

Does wayback log changes? I find this way too big of a coincidence

Depending on what timezone the wayback machine logs stuff on, it could even possibly be the day of.

 

[DukeMorty]

I don't know what this means, but wayback archived her twitter on February 13, 2018.



What happened the day before that you ask?

Does wayback log changes? I find this way too big of a coincidence

Depending on what timezone the wayback machine logs stuff on, it could even possibly be the day of.

I am sorry I dont get what you are implying here? Is there something I am missing.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I am sorry I dont get what you are implying here? Is there something I am missing.

Look at the date the Wayback took the snapshot of her twitter profile. I'll just go ahead and tell you. It's Feb. 13th, 2018. She arrived in Washington with Phil on Feb 12th 2018. Wayback has it the change logged at 04:44. I find this very interesting

 

[DukeMorty]

Look at the date the Wayback took the snapshot of her twitter profile

I notice the dates, but what does that mean? Are you talking about the troll face banner? Or that her face looks like the troll face so Kat is trolling Phil or the detractors?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I notice the dates, but what does that mean? Are you talking about the troll face banner? Or that her face looks like the troll face so Kat is trolling Phil or the detractors?

I was trying to find if she changed the twitter profile banned to the troll face after we found her stuff. If I'm remembering correctly, she did. I just don't have proof of it. I was hoping someone still had an old screenshot or something.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

But what does the troll face banner mean?

Is Kat a troll? Did she put it up to tell strangers who look at her profile that they are trolls? Did she pick it because she is retarded and just saw it somewhere and doesn't know what it means?

I was trying to find if she changed the twitter profile banned to the troll face after we found her stuff. If I'm remembering correctly, she did. I just don't have proof of it. I was hoping someone still had an old screenshot or something.

If I remember, her banner has always been a troll face. When Neger doxed her years ago, I remember her banner being the troll face and her pics of katanas and her location as Japan.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Does wayback log changes? I find this way too big of a coincidence

No, that's just the date when it collected info on the site.

I also only recall the troll face being there.