Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

@Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH Speaking of which last night I had my mate draw something for me because I said the same thing

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Gouta the Cunt

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

First of all thank you faggots foe the near thirty likes to my Roseanne post thats a great thing to wake up to secondly I'm gonna have to find it now bit that post above me reminded me of a certain female gaming personality who parked the fuck out after falling from the limelight Nikka Harper aka Nikkasaur.

 

[Dragoonism]

Anyone else got the feeling that Phil is going to use what we have said about Kat, after yesterday, in Clums documentary as some form of "proof" of how evil and vile we are?

 

[Bigbadyeet]

At least we don't have to listen to dentractor theories about divorce and how Kat is trapped etc.

Fat fuck looked happier than a pig in shit, she loves her life of goyslop and Fallout. She is completely pignotised, she is basically just another brainless DSP fan. They even have the same mannerisms *licks mouth*

Also both complete fucking liars about things that are easily disprovable:

Credit to @TofuStoreDrift on twitter

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Anyone else got the feeling that Phil is going to use what we have said about Kat, after yesterday, in Clums documentary as some form of "proof" of how evil and vile we are?

It's not impossible, but it seems too clever for Phil. Most of his schemes just involve saying something without ever presenting proof/thinking about how easy it is for people to debunk. Usually, the most effort he'll put forward is waving around a blank piece of paper. It's possible Mike asked something like "Well, what are the things people say about your wife/family," and Phil floundered when he couldn't answer. But again, lack of evidence has never stopped Phil before.

I'm leaning towards this might be an attempt to cash in on Khet. Before she moved in, he was hyping up doing streams with her, so it seems like something he always wanted to do, and it's a low effort way to bring in money. It can be surprisingly tricky to try and figure out what Phil is thinking sometimes, because you really have to toss aside anything resembling common sense and logic.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

I guess we know where the $5000 a month in business expenses is going.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

OIC is going ham lately huh?

Evidently so is Kat, heyo!

 

[TyrasGuard]

Love the early years Justin Bieber cut

 

[Cats]

 

[OliverKlozoff]

Chantal really let herself go.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

i hope phil is browsing the farms this morning

 

[DeeTracktor]

That is a major psychological transformation for Khet, not just physical. She gained that weight FAST. She was almost skinny last time she showed up on stream.
Food is obviously the only thing they bond over. It is vital for their relationship. Phil overfeeds his Kat, like a pet owner who loves their pet too much.

Perhaps Subaru Man hit Khet because she kept eating all the food.

But seriously, I dont think Khet has been in a situation in life where she gets to work as little as possible and eat doordash two or three times a day because ''the guy'' who thinks she is his Mom doesnt want you to leave him and make him look a loser and is too lazy to go to the grocery store

 

[Fapcop]

Kinda makes you wonder if DSP is a feeder.

You know, masturbates furiously in the corner while his BBW wife goes to town on deep fried sushi?

If only there was some proof of DSP being weird about sex, that we could point to as proof of this!

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

At least we don't have to listen to dentractor theories about divorce and how Kat is trapped etc.

Fat fuck looked happier than a pig in shit, she loves her life of goyslop and Fallout. She is completely pignotised, she is basically just another brainless DSP fan. They even have the same mannerisms *licks mouth*

Also both complete fucking liars about things that are easily disprovable:

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Credit to @TofuStoreDrift on twitter

I knew I wasn't going crazy (yet).

I could've sworn that during the hostage reveal-video 5 years ago she said that she liked K-Pop and if I'm not completely misremembering also that she likes to watch anime.
And now in yesterday's stream, she suddenly made an 180 on that.

 

[We Are The Witches]

In regards to the K-Pop, there is a direct contradiction:

Source (23:55):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDrUtCIyCJs&t=1435s

 

[HereForNudes]

Daaaamn, like she was never pretty. But she had this trad eastern euro wheat farm wife look. Which there are worse things to be.

But holy fuck she looks bad now, so fucking fat. Honestly looking at the before pics she would look pretty good as a female body builder. Has a strong jaw and face.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

You guys might assume that Kat’s gotten so fat because she’s stress eating from being locked up with Phil for years. That’s actually NAHT true. Kat’s gained this much weight to make herself even more attractive to the local stationaries she sees.

 

[00R-Gundam]

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WHAT THE FUCK WOAAAAAAH WOAAAAAAAH!!!!!

 

[Prince Lotor]

I guess we know where the $5000 a month in business expenses is going.

lmao so those last several 'Feasting with the King' streams where we were like "Goddamn, why did Phil order enough food for 4 fucking people?". . .tax write-off for his exorbitant stabling fees.

Also Phil is officially a Feeder.

 

[Kane lives in death]

Well i hope Kat actually becomes a regular in his streams, i really get the feeling shes going through the same mental degradation Phil has been suffering from (thats what happens when you live with a nutcase), being on stream will speed up her insanity just like it happened to him.

In time we could have two nutcases for the prize of one, like the Bonnie and Clyde of hermit retards bringing eachother down.

edit: is funny how the last years with Leanna, when she was maturing MACHOORING, she did try to get Phil to act like an adult if only because she didnt want to spend the rest of her life with a perpetual manchild.
But he didnt allow Panda to bring him up to her level, and instead found Kat, who was a woman he could bring down to his level... Theres something poetic about that.