Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
Just surprised Khet didn't put her hoof down and allowed him to play (Stellar Blade)...
I never believed that fat Khet gives a shit. She's clearly not interested in Phil in any shape or form. It's just DSP roleplaying his mature "I am married dood" lifestyle...
Personally I still think it's because of Kat, and him having to cosplay as Santa to get through the game is a clear example of DSP distancing himself from it without scamming his audience out of gameplay.

Actually I think there's a lot of little clues implying Kat is more conservative/traditional than DSP.
 
Actually I think there's a lot of little clues implying Kat is more conservative/traditional than DSP.
Sure, she might be the poster child for conservatism, but that's besides the point: Is there any piece of evidence, which didn't come out of DSP's lying mouth, that she gives a single shit about what Phil does or thinks on a daily basis? Judging by the objective evidence we have from her appearances on stream, it seems more likely that she couldn't care less about the guy.

Might even be true that DSP has pignotized himself into believing that his tradwife is his dear soulmate and really wants him to act maturely like a real big boy, but that's neither here nor there.
 
The stream evidence is some of the strongest we have regarding her jealousy of other women.

When DSP got baited into talking about the dorm party chick and also PandaLee's mere mention was enough to make Kat look pissed.

Then we have Subaru Man's claim that she gets very jealous. That's 3 non-DSP sources off the top of my head.
 
When DSP got baited into talking about the dorm party chick and also PandaLee's mere mention was enough to make Kat look pissed.
Which of these were from when he told the dorm party story?

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None of them, because she has resting bitch face and her neutral expression is annoyed/pissed. Probably doesn't help that she has to be in the presence of DSP. I'd be pissed too.

Then we have Subaru Man's claim that she gets very jealous. That's 3 non-DSP sources off the top of my head.
I don't doubt Kat has the ability to be jealous, but she's not jealous about her estrogen flooded roommate. Presumably she was even having sex with subaru man (maybe it also helped that he beat her up or that he had some testosterone left).
 
I'd bet the equivalent of Khet and Phil's weekly Doordash budget (so probably like $300 or something) that if someone asked Khet at the end of the week to name 2 of the games Phil streamed, she wouldn't be able to.

Now, that doesn't mean she isn't easily triggered into jealousy, just that, like most of the things Phil does, it doesn't really make any sense. If he did become overly chaste because he's afraid of angering Khet, it was completely unnecessary because she doesn't watch his streams and I sincerely doubt she has any idea of what he does the majority of the day.

IMO, it's less about whether Khet is jealous or not and more about whether Khet forced Phil to change. Which I guess if we're being really generous we can say she indirectly did, but a lot of the theories are specifically about Khet making Phil do XYZ, which I don't think is true. But I'd also argue the theories that Phil makes Khet do XYZ are also false because neither one cares enough to interact with the other. The most I could see them trying to influence one another is when they place food orders and one of them wants one fast food place over another.
 
If neither interacts with or influences the other, how did Kat go from a katana-collecting weeaboo to moving in with DSP and hating anime?
Khet is still a weeb, just a boring one. Not that I think she was an exciting weeb beforehand. I won't pretend to have watched any of her previous streaming adventures pre-DSP, but she seemed more of a "Japan is cool" surface level weeb that, when pressed, couldn't actually provide any information on how/why Japan is cool. But it's still her dream vacation spot, and she still plays games that take place in Japan, which is where I'd wager the weeb influence originally comes from in the first place. I'd actually argue her weebness is another way she's indirectly influenced Phil because I think part of his soft spot towards the Yakuza series is partly because it's one of the few series he can name that Khet also plays.
 
Khet is still a weeb, just a boring one. Not that I think she was an exciting weeb beforehand. I won't pretend to have watched any of her previous streaming adventures pre-DSP, but she seemed more of a "Japan is cool" surface level weeb that, when pressed, couldn't actually provide any information on how/why Japan is cool. But it's still her dream vacation spot, and she still plays games that take place in Japan, which is where I'd wager the weeb influence originally comes from in the first place. I'd actually argue her weebness is another way she's indirectly influenced Phil because I think part of his soft spot towards the Yakuza series is partly because it's one of the few series he can name that Khet also plays.
I did watch some of Kat's old streams, and she wasn't an extreme weeb. It was mostly she enjoyed Persona, Yakuza and games like that. Also, she clearly wanted to leave Subaru Jeff at that point, so I think Japan was like a dream getaway escape for her.

Phil played Yakuza before Kat came in the picture despite it never being good for views, he's just always liked those games for unknown reasons.
 
Phil played Yakuza before Kat came in the picture despite it never being good for views, he's just always liked those games for unknown reasons.
I think he elevated how much he enjoyed them after Khet. He liked them before because he could literally fall asleep during the story cutscenes and brute force his way through the gameplay. And there's gambling minigames, which he obviously enjoys. Plus there's goofy sidequests with scantily clad men. It might just be coincidental, I think he started enjoying the series more with the turn based RPG releases, but it could be because those allow you to just mash the attack button to get through and not really anything to do with Khet.
 
Phil played Yakuza before Kat came in the picture despite it never being good for views, he's just always liked those games for unknown reasons.
The Yakuza games were originally Patron's Choice playthroughs, remember when that was a thing? lmao. And yeah like @Cyber Bowling he eventually figured out that he can schedule naptime whenever he played one of the games, he doesn't really care for them that much. I mean for fuck's sake it took him a good minute to remember the names of Majima and Saejima when they showed up in 7 and the two of them are some of the most popular characters in the series.
 
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