Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 22.1%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.2%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 307 58.5%
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Judas Connor Moon said:
I didn't see it mentioned in the thread but Phillip has mentioned that last few times Khet has worked that she has returning to the Snort Fort later than usual. It's probably nothing but once a cheater, always a cheater.
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The old video of Phil waiting for Leanna to come home never gets old
 
Phil is using Kats "employment" as an excuse same as when she "breaks" a household item. (Ok I can buy Khet breaking a toilet seat)

If I weren't too tech retard and archives were available, I would point to you to the new Nintendo Switch review. While throwing a bitch fit at Nintendo during the end of the "review" Phil said something towards the end of the review of "Kat is probably downstairs right now playing the old Switch".

An hour later? It was DSP tries it and Kat was magically coming home from work just in time for DSP to waddle downstairs to see what she wanted from the menu. The first was a lie or the second, both couldn't have been true. He will never stop from telling on himself.
 
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Phil's very brief and limited history with women came up in the main thread, with many pointing out Phil's two relationship experiences were all with fans. I think we can confidently say Leanna was a fan, but is there actually any proof Khet was? As far as I know, she never chatted in his stream before they were a couple, has never commented on anything relating to Phil's stream and never defended him or posted anything that suggested she watched him back when she was on social media. I definitely think she knew he was a streamer, not even Khet is oblivious enough to miss that, but I wonder if she just looked at his subscriber count and decided to latch on. It's probably one of those things we'll never know because the opportunity to question Khet is so rare, and Phil obviously isn't a reliable source of information. I just think it'd be funny if it turned out his soul maid hasn't even seen a single playthrough of his.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
Phil's very brief and limited history with women came up in the main thread, with many pointing out Phil's two relationship experiences were all with fans. I think we can confidently say Leanna was a fan, but is there actually any proof Khet was? As far as I know, she never chatted in his stream before they were a couple, has never commented on anything relating to Phil's stream and never defended him or posted anything that suggested she watched him back when she was on social media. I definitely think she knew he was a streamer, not even Khet is oblivious enough to miss that, but I wonder if she just looked at his subscriber count and decided to latch on. It's probably one of those things we'll never know because the opportunity to question Khet is so rare, and Phil obviously isn't a reliable source of information. I just think it'd be funny if it turned out his soul maid hasn't even seen a single playthrough of his.
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One of the main things she did on her Twitter account was to retweet Phil's tweets. She did this from almost the start of her Twitter account, and Phil is the only person she was doing this to. Besides a handful of sympathy vague-posting and whining the only 3 types of tweets she would make were basically announcing her stream going live, retweeting game or movie ads to say she was excited about them, and retweeting Phil. I believe her account started Sep. 2016 and went until June 2017 when Phil DM'ed her that she would have to go dark on all social media to be his girlfriend because of "the trolls".
She also claimed that she became aware of Phil because she was playing The Evil Within and Phil was posting videos of it at the same time that she watched, which I think was 2014.

My opinion has never been that she was a fan, but that she targeted Phil for some reason.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
One of the main things she did on her Twitter account was to retweet Phil's tweets. She did this from almost the start of her Twitter account, and Phil is the only person she was doing this to. Besides a handful of sympathy vague-posting and whining the only 3 types of tweets she would make were basically announcing her stream going live, retweeting game or movie ads to say she was excited about them, and retweeting Phil. I believe her account started Sep. 2016 and went until June 2017 when Phil DM'ed her that she would have to go dark on all social media to be his girlfriend because of "the trolls".
She also claimed that she became aware of Phil because she was playing The Evil Within and Phil was posting videos of it at the same time that she watched, which I think was 2014.

My opinion has never been that she was a fan, but that she targeted Phil for some reason.
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Was it just retweets, or did she ever actually engage with him? It is pretty interesting that she only retweeted Phil of all people. We know that she watches other streamers, so you'd think if she was just doing generic fan stuff she'd also be retweeting them as well. It'd fit with also just retweeting generic game/movie stuff. I'm inclined to agree she was never a fan and was just targeting Phil directly. It's still vaguely interesting (By Khet standards) to hear about. With how passive and seemingly unaware she is of everything else in the goutsphere, it's easy to forget she showed imitative at least once in her life with getting on Phil's radar.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
Was it just retweets, or did she ever actually engage with him? It is pretty interesting that she only retweeted Phil of all people. We know that she watches other streamers, so you'd think if she was just doing generic fan stuff she'd also be retweeting them as well. It'd fit with also just retweeting generic game/movie stuff. I'm inclined to agree she was never a fan and was just targeting Phil directly. It's still vaguely interesting (By Khet standards) to hear about. With how passive and seemingly unaware she is of everything else in the goutsphere, it's easy to forget she showed imitative at least once in her life with getting on Phil's radar.
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It was only ever Phil and they were always retweets of some 'Hot Take' where she would add some generic like "OMG this so much!" "lol exactly" type of agreement.
I don't believe she ever 'liked' any of his tweets and she never replied to them directly, just retweeted. She actually had almost zero engagement on all of her Twitter activity. She only ever got like 2 total replies and they were just from some simp wishing her well on her stream announcements in like January.
It's been a while since I read through her entire Twitter feed but I think out of a total of 220 tweets she made over those 9 months something like 50 were just retweeting Phil to agree that he was funny and smart, so something like 25% of her account's activity was that. The stream announcements and 'I'm HYPE for X' new movie or game were split about 75 apiece.
I know the 2nd thirst-trap photo she posted, the black-and-white with the button-up shirt hanging open with the 'Just because' caption, was posted after Phil replied to her, so that was definitely targeted at him, but I don't remember when the 1st photo was posted.
 
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Agreed, Kat's Twitter is strange. Like a half-assed advertisement for Phil's channel, mixed with her occasionally complaining and posting boomer gaming memes. As you say, she never interacted with anyone.

We know now from leaks that Kat was having trouble with Subaru Jeff in August 2016, which coincides with when she started that Twitter account.

It's just hard to believe any woman would go to these levels on social media and Youtube streaming to desperately get Philip Burnell's attention. But, it looks like it.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Agreed, Kat's Twitter is strange. Like a half-assed advertisement for Phil's channel, mixed with her occasionally complaining and posting boomer gaming memes. As you say, she never interacted with anyone.

We know now from leaks that Kat was having trouble with Subaru Jeff in August 2016, which coincides with when she started that Twitter account.

It's just hard to believe any woman would go to these levels on social media and Youtube streaming to desperately get Philip Burnell's attention. But, it looks like it.
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Coke Zero said:
Also her youtube videos looked like a cheap ripoff of Phil's layout. Its obvious she was trying to imitate dsp with her youtube account/internet presence.
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It's crazy to me that a potato wearing human skin could have come up with a scheme to trap a man, but I can kind of see it.

I think Khet did file a false police report against Subaru man, so it's not that much of a stretch from that to creating a Twitter for the sole purpose of attracting a gouty alcoholic loner. Even down-syndrome tards can be manipulative and cruel, and Khet isn't far off.
 
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Jenna has truly hit rock bottom...
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First off, gross. Second she could be trying to pull the ultimate white trash Jerry Springer moment and steal her sister's husband. She's been on the streets too long and sees her fat sister with a roof over her head and all the doordash she can ask for and wants some of that. Maybe the whole diaper thing was the first step in playing to Phil's scat fetish and she was also gaining weight. She wants to replace Fat Khet and become Jumbo Jennah.
 
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She is just a chunky old whore who needs attention. Old whores don’t get attention— there’s a thousand other retarded homeless youths in Cali for perverts to pay to bang. Her one hookup to instant attention is to dangle something ridiculous in front of Phil’s following. There’s always gonna be someone there to go “hey, this Khet’s sister mentioned DSP! What does this mean? Will she show up at the Wakhando?” She won’t. This is just the only way she has left to get people to look at her, particularly if money isn’t involved.

I miss when she was yelling about being a sand N with a capital R at McDonalds and getting a face full of fist for it. That was contont. This is just sad.
 
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