Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Comma]

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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Least deranged DSP fan.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Least deranged DSP fan.
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God help us all if Phil starts getting feeder fans.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Is Jenna going back to porn?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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Why not both, Jenna? Diaper porn! Derich is ready and waiting.

 

[Brown People are Gross]

What acting gigs has Jenna had before?

 

[millais]

What acting gigs has Jenna had before?

Officer Sanders

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What acting gigs has Jenna had before?

This is the only one we know of, link is from earlier in the thread.

 

[Leonard Persin]

Officer Sanders and the case of the flaccid trouser snake

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

I miss Jenna's van saga and her Capital R walkabout streams. She should go back to that or finally go up to Renton to harass Phil. Nobody misses Officer Sanders.

Spoiler: Never FoRget

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[Judas Connor Moon]

I didn't see it mentioned in the thread but Phillip has mentioned that last few times Khet has worked that she has returning to the Snort Fort later than usual. It's probably nothing but once a cheater, always a cheater.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I didn't see it mentioned in the thread but Phillip has mentioned that last few times Khet has worked that she has returning to the Snort Fort later than usual. It's probably nothing but once a cheater, always a cheater.

It would be funny to think she's cheating on Phil but in reality she's probably just cheating on her diet and eating ALL THAT FAST FOOD!

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I’m still hoping for the divorce/alimony arc

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

This is very nitpicky and autistic, but has there ever been documentation dug up to prove Kat and Phil are legally married? Obviously DSP's words are valueless and all I've seen as evidence is a picture of Phil (in a suit) and Kat (in a wedding dress) alone inside a closet or something, which doesn't really prove anything. With DSP, I always assume he's lying by default until I see concrete proof.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This is very nitpicky and autistic, but has there ever been documentation dug up to prove Kat and Phil are legally married? Obviously DSP's words are valueless and all I've seen as evidence is a picture of Phil (in a suit) and Kat (in a wedding dress) alone inside a closet or something, which doesn't really prove anything. With DSP, I always assume he's lying by default until I see concrete proof.

He said Kat was his wife on his bankruptcy papers and we know he wouldn't lie on those.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

This is very nitpicky and autistic, but has there ever been documentation dug up to prove Kat and Phil are legally married? Obviously DSP's words are valueless and all I've seen as evidence is a picture of Phil (in a suit) and Kat (in a wedding dress) alone inside a closet or something, which doesn't really prove anything. With DSP, I always assume he's lying by default until I see concrete proof.

You could always do a FOIA request for a wedding registry.

 

[Iron Hamster]

You could always do a FOIA request for a wedding registry.

You can pay for a copy if it exists:
Phail license

 

[UncleTusky]

You can pay for a copy if it exists:
Phail license

Somebody already did that and it's in the OP now.

For convenience I have also attached it to this post. Mildly interesting bits are that Kat was born in Connecticut, could not spell 'Massachusetts' correctly, and attended two years of college.

ETA: Correcting "its" to "it's".

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Having dreams about goutboy

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Having dreams about goutboy
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What the fuck? Why would you want Phillip in your dreams Jenna?