Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
I am not encouraging this but have people tried to fuck with Kat at her job? This not happening would almost be surprising.
 
Kiwi Andy said:
I am not encouraging this but have people tried to fuck with Kat at her job? This not happening would almost be surprising.
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Only in the loosest sense of the phrase: There was a Google Review of the Kohl's she worked at when she first moved to Washington claiming an employee was doing drugs in the restroom, then there was the Loch Ness Monster tier photo of her shopping for clothes (and that may have been before she got her job at Lucky Brand Jeans, in which case it wasn't even fucking with her at her job). There was nothing to suggest the troll review of Kohl's got her fired and if I remember right (I cannot find anything to do with the review in this thread) there was even talk when the review was found that it couldn't be talking about Kat because she'd quit before then.

Edit to Add: For newcomers to the Vortex Kat is considered one of the least interesting parts of DSPs life. From what we can gather she works 2-3 days / week in entry level retail and spends the rest of her time playing Skyrim/Overwatch.

The reason I say 'from what we can gather' is that Phil has done a decent job of keeping her life under wraps - he'll occasionally say she's working when people ask, and there have been a few occasions when he mentions her being unhappy at her job, but that's it. He's never directly mentioned her being fired or quitting, even though she has had about a half dozen jobs since moving to Washington if her resume here is to be believed.
 
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UncleTusky said:
Edit to Add: For newcomers to the Vortex Kat is considered one of the least interesting parts of DSPs life. From what we can gather she works 2-3 days / week in entry level retail and spends the rest of her time playing Skyrim/Overwatch.

The reason I say 'from what we can gather' is that Phil has done a decent job of keeping her life under wraps - he'll occasionally say she's working when people ask, and there have been a few occasions when he mentions her being unhappy at her job, but that's it. He's never directly mentioned her being fired or quitting, even though she has had about a half dozen jobs since moving to Washington if her resume here is to be believed.
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You forgot to put that one time she cried because she put sour cream on her waffles.
 
The Penultimate Warrior said:
Most people whose partners bring in $100k+ a year either have an equally successful job, don't need to work at all, or open an antiques shop or something as hobby where they don't care about profit. Imagine your soul mate husband sending you off to work a part time retail job instead.
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He did the same with Panda too. At first she just made her soap stuff but then had to go outside to work. Thing is though in her case it opened her up to leave the snort fort and turn Phil into a shambling mess. Imagine Phil had never found his "soul maid"
 
DSP not to long ago said Khet doesn't even play video games anymore since she can't find one that interests her.
Skyrim meme dead and buried :roll:
 
Balr0g said:
He did the same with Panda too. At first she just made her soap stuff but then had to go outside to work. Thing is though in her case it opened her up to leave the snort fort and turn Phil into a shambling mess. Imagine Phil had never found his "soul maid"
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If you think about it, Phil had Panda get a job because they needed extra income. Phil was spending lots of money on Dragon ball and WWE SuperCard mobile games. If Phil wasn't a mobile game addict, Panda would never have gone to work, never made new friends, and maybe stuck around.
 
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Bad news for that dude here who fucked her
 
Iron Father said:
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If I remember correctly, that video was just a compilation of images, also, the channel was advertised by @jennasnow on here, who was questioned by @Pepper Jack in the meta thread.

Seems like they were unable to verify that they were her, and all their messages were deleted/hidden.

Also, they have the Bitcoin trophy:
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I just wonder if it was a troll or the true Jenna, truly a mystery that will never ever be solved.
 
We Are The Witches said:
If I remember correctly, that video was just a compilation of images, also, the channel was advertised by @jennasnow on here, who was questioned by @Pepper Jack in the meta thread.

Seems like they were unable to verify that they were her, and all their messages were deleted/hidden.

Also, they have the Bitcoin trophy:
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I just wonder if it was a troll or the true Jenna, truly a mystery that will never ever be solved.
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I was able to verify that the account is in fact Jenna.
 
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