Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Prince Lotor said:
My opinion has never been that she was a fan, but that she targeted Phil for some reason.
Click to expand...
And knowing Khat is an opportunistic Clydedale that was looking for a new stable after Subaruman decided to go "You're gonna have to get a job there and contribute here.", she was hoping whatever wagon she could be hitched to and ride off into the sunset, she took it. I'm willing to bet money that Khat spin some sad tale of how she grew up, the demon story, Subaru man being abusive - there's no evidence of him being physically abusive to Khat, according to the restraining order, just a few text messages from Subaru man to her friend - and Phil being the "Twitch guy". Not Phil, not DSP, just "the Twitch guy.". If Khat was abused by Subaru man, there would be pictures of said abuse in that restraining order, however, it was just a temporary no contact order which anyone can get with little to no evidence of abuse.

According to the restraining order, Subaruman said a few things that Khat didn't like, it was a shouting match, and both went their separate ways, Khat stayed with friends until Phil could come in like Super Simp and get Khat out of Michigan.

Khat saw a sucker and she took it. She targeted Phil because he was a simple target to be used.
 
Beverly Sutphin said:
And knowing Khat is an opportunistic Clydedale that was looking for a new stable after Subaruman decided to go "You're gonna have to get a job there and contribute here.", she was hoping whatever wagon she could be hitched to and ride off into the sunset, she took it. I'm willing to bet money that Khat spin some sad tale of how she grew up, the demon story, Subaru man being abusive - there's no evidence of him being physically abusive to Khat, according to the restraining order, just a few text messages from Subaru man to her friend - and Phil being the "Twitch guy". Not Phil, not DSP, just "the Twitch guy.". If Khat was abused by Subaru man, there would be pictures of said abuse in that restraining order, however, it was just a temporary no contact order which anyone can get with little to no evidence of abuse.

According to the restraining order, Subaruman said a few things that Khat didn't like, it was a shouting match, and both went their separate ways, Khat stayed with friends until Phil could come in like Super Simp and get Khat out of Michigan.

Khat saw a sucker and she took it. She targeted Phil because he was a simple target to be used.
Click to expand...
Don't forget that prior to Pigroach disclosing the restraining order, the worst thing he could say about Subaru Jeff is that Jeff forced Not-So-Fat Kat to go with him to watch all the latest Marvel movies in the theater when they came out.
 
Kat didn't tell Phil the demon story because he was genuinely clueless when chat spammed her about it.

I don't know if Jeff told Kat she needed to work. He seems the type that's fine with being the wageslave and his woman doesn't need to work. And remember that Jeff groveled for her to stay, which at the time was surprising, now it's mindblowing.
 
Khet is Fhet and I would not have sex with her. Plus, you'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Kat didn't tell Phil the demon story because he was genuinely clueless when chat spammed her about it.

I don't know if Jeff told Kat she needed to work. He seems the type that's fine with being the wageslave and his woman doesn't need to work. And remember that Jeff groveled for her to stay, which at the time was surprising, now it's mindblowing.
Click to expand...
I do remember when Almighty Tevin interviewed Subaru man and he did mention that the prized Clydesdale was basically using him for cash, even though she worked some menial job, but was perfectly happy just doing that. I don't know Subaru man personally, but from everything we know so far, he seems like an alright guy. He was dumbstruck when she gave him the swerve, when all of a sudden, he finds out she's been talking to "the Twitch guy", who apparently had money falling out of his ass, and could give Khat all the DoorDash she could handle.

I think Khat was his first serious live in situation, as I do recall she moved in with him and that was his place at the time, and that he contributed to a majority of everything, while Khat worked part time at the grocery store. Subaru man felt like he was the man, making good money, driving a nice Subaru, and a horse that wasn't galloping around the internet looking for another sucker. I think he (Subaru) was just like "Hey, what the fuck!!?" when he found out that Khat was looking for another stable.

While I contribute to Subaru man finding out that it's a evil world we live in, I do think him finding his hot Latina wife definitely made Subaru man bounce back from the Clydesdale. Again, when you're young, dumb, and full of cum....the first one tends to hit the hardest.
 
Phil and Kat's relationship is a strange one for sure. Every time they've been on camera together it's clear that they have no chemistry. It couldn't be more obvious that she's only with him for his money, and he's only with her for the convenience of having a maid like he did in Panda, and also having some advantage of saying "Look guys, I have a wife and a "family", so therefore I am an accomplished 43 year old adult"

I highly, highly doubt Kat is cheating on him, however this can never be ruled out since once a cheater, always a cheater. If Kat were to ever cheat on Phil, she'd have tons of opportunities to do so since he's in his bedroom almost all the time and (I guess) Kat has a real job.
 
Shon&Saunders666420 said:
Phil and Kat's relationship is a strange one for sure. Every time they've been on camera together it's clear that they have no chemistry. It couldn't be more obvious that she's only with him for his money, and he's only with her for the convenience of having a maid like he did in Panda, and also having some advantage of saying "Look guys, I have a wife and a "family", so therefore I am an accomplished 43 year old adult"

I highly, highly doubt Kat is cheating on him, however this can never be ruled out since once a cheater, always a cheater. If Kat were to ever cheat on Phil, she'd have tons of opportunities to do so since he's in his bedroom almost all the time and (I guess) Kat has a real job.
Click to expand...


Not really that unusual. Plenty of women have zero ambition in the workplace or family and just want to attach themselves to some ATM they can coast by with zero or minimal work. Phil as obnoxious as he is, is in some ways ideal for this because all he is concerned about is the status and the two probably generally go off and do their own thing. So she basically gets food and board and maybe an allowance for almost free. Its the opposite of a career girl or maybe those workaholic wives in 3rd world countries who do everything while the man just sits on the porch and smokes.
 
Beverly Sutphin said:
While I contribute to Subaru man finding out that it's a evil world we live in, I do think him finding his hot Latina wife definitely made Subaru man bounce back from the Clydesdale. Again, when you're young, dumb, and full of cum....the first one tends to hit the hardest.
Click to expand...
There's no question Jeff has moved on now. That Latina amogs Kat to hell and back, even when she wasn't FAT.
 
Beverly Sutphin said:
And knowing Khat is an opportunistic Clydedale that was looking for a new stable after Subaruman decided to go "You're gonna have to get a job there and contribute here.", she was hoping whatever wagon she could be hitched to and ride off into the sunset, she took it. I'm willing to bet money that Khat spin some sad tale of how she grew up, the demon story, Subaru man being abusive - there's no evidence of him being physically abusive to Khat, according to the restraining order, just a few text messages from Subaru man to her friend - and Phil being the "Twitch guy". Not Phil, not DSP, just "the Twitch guy.". If Khat was abused by Subaru man, there would be pictures of said abuse in that restraining order, however, it was just a temporary no contact order which anyone can get with little to no evidence of abuse.

According to the restraining order, Subaruman said a few things that Khat didn't like, it was a shouting match, and both went their separate ways, Khat stayed with friends until Phil could come in like Super Simp and get Khat out of Michigan.

Khat saw a sucker and she took it. She targeted Phil because he was a simple target to be used.
Click to expand...
So many people within the Detractorverse are overly sympathetic to Kat painting her as this victim of abuse and how Phil is keeping her hostage in the Snortfort but it could not be further from the truth. Kat lucked into a situation where she went from couch surfing living in near if not out right poverty to a comfortable middle class gated community lifestyle with endless free Doordash. She agreed to marry Phil and can leave his ass anytime she wants there is no legal obligation for her to be with him. She chooses to stay because he's her meal ticket. She's not some victim.
 
Happy birthday, Khet. May your day of days be full of burger king w/ too much sauce, bigger rewards from Delvin and Vex, and a fresh bale of hay to roll round in with Tyrone.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
So many people within the Detractorverse are overly sympathetic to Kat painting her as this victim of abuse and how Phil is keeping her hostage in the Snortfort but it could not be further from the truth. Kat lucked into a situation where she went from couch surfing living in near if not out right poverty to a comfortable middle class gated community lifestyle with endless free Doordash. She agreed to marry Phil and can leave his ass anytime she wants there is no legal obligation for her to be with him. She chooses to stay because he's her meal ticket. She's not some victim.
Click to expand...
I'm not sure being made out to be a literal mouth drooling moron to the public by the person that allegedly loves you is a win.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
So many people within the Detractorverse are overly sympathetic to Kat painting her as this victim of abuse and how Phil is keeping her hostage in the Snortfort but it could not be further from the truth. Kat lucked into a situation where she went from couch surfing living in near if not out right poverty to a comfortable middle class gated community lifestyle with endless free Doordash. She agreed to marry Phil and can leave his ass anytime she wants there is no legal obligation for her to be with him. She chooses to stay because he's her meal ticket. She's not some victim.
Click to expand...
I and some others believe that she is basically abusive and a vindictive cunt that forces around DSP.
I believe pandalee did the same shit and is the reason he is in so much debt.

He's a pushover and Khet knows it. He can't and won't stand up to her and she is getting maximal value from the relationship and doesn't have to put anything into it.
 
neger psykolog said:
I and some others believe that she is basically abusive and a vindictive cunt that forces around DSP.
I believe pandalee did the same shit and is the reason he is in so much debt.

He's a pushover and Khet knows it. He can't and won't stand up to her and she is getting maximal value from the relationship and doesn't have to put anything into it.
Click to expand...
Bro, she put sour cream on her waffles. Hasn't she been through enough?
 
neger psykolog said:
I and some others believe that she is basically abusive and a vindictive cunt that forces around DSP.
I believe pandalee did the same shit and is the reason he is in so much debt.

He's a pushover and Khet knows it. He can't and won't stand up to her and she is getting maximal value from the relationship and doesn't have to put anything into it.
Click to expand...
But Kat's an angel, remember Phil drunkenly said it himself. That must prove that he has a happy life and a happy marriage ...right? (sidenote: Phil is only verbally abusive to Kat, doubt anything physical since she has a huge size advantage lol)

Judging by this, it sounds like Kat is a lite version of ms. boyle for Phil.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom