Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Phil said Kat watches other people play video games on YouTube in her free time. This mystery YouTube personality is far more popular than him. They are playing Outer Worlds and have cool fun interactions with their audience. Hmmm...

Sorry Kat, he's married and has kids
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The Outer Worlds Day 12! - Live with Oxhorn

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Sparkletor said:
Phil said Kat watches other people play video games on YouTube in her free time. This mystery YouTube personality is far more popular than him. They are playing Outer Worlds and have cool fun interactions with their audience. Hmmm...

Sorry Kat, he's married and has kids
youtu.be

The Outer Worlds Day 12! - Live with Oxhorn

Subscribe!: http://oxhorn.it/youtube-subscribe-to-oxhorn Become a Member: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsC--WvN66vZlDoYShzn4sA/join Support on Patreon: h...
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Probably not him. Phil said he uploaded 30 minute videos and responded to comments on previous videos right before ranting about how people told him to upload longer videos. He of course neglected to mention that he used to upload 50+ 2-10 minute long videos.

Edit: Also, the guy has in the neighbor of 500k subs on youtube. And Phil was definitely not jealous of that fact, even though the guy started on Youtube after Phil and definitely does exactly the same thing that Phil does/did.
 
Sparkletor said:
Phil said Kat watches other people play video games on YouTube in her free time. This mystery YouTube personality is far more popular than him. They are playing Outer Worlds and have cool fun interactions with their audience. Hmmm...

Sorry Kat, he's married and has kids
youtu.be

The Outer Worlds Day 12! - Live with Oxhorn

Subscribe!: http://oxhorn.it/youtube-subscribe-to-oxhorn Become a Member: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsC--WvN66vZlDoYShzn4sA/join Support on Patreon: h...
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On the stream Phil said a few facts about Kat's new love that point me to someone else.
1- He has almost 500k subs
2- The guy ends his videos with some of the in game music
I think it's this guy
www.youtube.com

The Outer Worlds | Ep. 20 | Sanjar Nandi

Let's play The Outer Worlds! I am Cyrus Odd. I have sub-optimal intelligence, but I'm extremely self-aware and I'm able to manipulate those around me. Also, ...
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com
 
Coldbeyond said:
On the stream Phil said a few facts about Kat's new love that point me to someone else.
1- He has almost 500k subs
2- The guy ends his videos with some of the in game music
I think it's this guy
www.youtube.com

The Outer Worlds | Ep. 20 | Sanjar Nandi

Let's play The Outer Worlds! I am Cyrus Odd. I have sub-optimal intelligence, but I'm extremely self-aware and I'm able to manipulate those around me. Also, ...
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com
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That's gotta be it, because he also said something about a Patron crawl at the end during the game music.

Edit: You'd think Phil might take the hint of doing the Patron crawl, but let's be honest, that'd be waaaay too much for poor baby Phil.
 
Didn't Phil also say Kat bought a copy of Outer Worlds?

Why is she watching YouTube videos to see the other choices? She can do it herself.
 
Holy shit, Oxhorn is still around? I remember him during the early days of WoW and when making Machinima was a relatively new thing. That aside, it can't be him and must be the other guy. Phil really drove home the point that this other YouTube guy does it the way Phil used to and specifically doesn't stream, just does YouTube videos. That Oxhorn video is of a livestream.
 
This might be unpopular to say but, if Kat isn't off the hook for all of the shit DSP does, and is essentially considered complicit in his scams and thus isn't off the hook or deserving of the benefit of the doubt, why are we shielding Panda Lee's current Instagram?

Is it just a time thing? I still consider her to be on the hook for a lot of what DSP got upto and she went on way more trips, spending sprees and expensive meals while with DSP on the back of all his pre-Kat scamming than Kat has so far. I don't give a shit if Panda has moved on or is happy tbh. She rode the whales hard in her time.
 
Side bitches are only relevant in their relationship to Phil.

Leanna is only relevant in a 'look who got their life together and is happier after leaving the goutcave'. She also has the excuse of Phil robbing the cradle and basically forcing her to be totally reliant on his totally normal not scummy streamer job.

Kat on the other hand time will tell. She's not exactly interesting, but he relationship with Phil is full of so many red flags (though we only have Phil's side) that its interesting to speculate about his married life.

If Kat divorces Phil and runs I doubt there's much autism to follow there besides the occassional 'wow she actually was more insane than he is / oh good she turned her life around' check in.
 
Before you all go down a Rabbit hole trying to find this guy, remember that it's all dependent on assuming a notorious pathological liar is telling the truth about specific details, like "around 500K subs" and "raw unedited gameplay like me" and even that he plays Outer Worlds.

DSP could have been pulling an entire story out of his ass because he's bitter that other people are more successful than him (I WAS HERE FIRST, DOODS!), so he made up a story just like he probably made up the "I'm not stupid enough to pay $60 for a game that sucks" story the other day.

Also, DSP doesn't have time to watch other content creators or something. Also, Kat is far too busy to go grocery shopping or run any errands without DSP going with her.
 
How depressing that Kat's favorite hobby is watching streamers, but not the one she married.
 
The fact that Kat doesn't watch Phil's streams at all says a lot. If my significant other was a streamer I'd be their number one fan. I can totally understand not wanting to be involved in them, but to never even check in on them from time to time is suspect. That's just not how "real adult relationships" work.
 
Did Phil say she NEVER watches his streams?

I can totally understand watching and preferring other streamers if they make content you prefer. Like, maybe Kat wants a streamer who is more thoughtful and deep dives game mechanics.

Or she just doesnt want to listen to a screeching manchild when she already has to eat dinner with him.
 
Salubrious said:
Before you all go down a Rabbit hole trying to find this guy, remember that it's all dependent on assuming a notorious pathological liar is telling the truth about specific details, like "around 500K subs" and "raw unedited gameplay like me" and even that he plays Outer Worlds.

DSP could have been pulling an entire story out of his ass because he's bitter that other people are more successful than him (I WAS HERE FIRST, DOODS!), so he made up a story just like he probably made up the "I'm not stupid enough to pay $60 for a game that sucks" story the other day.

Also, DSP doesn't have time to watch other content creators or something. Also, Kat is far too busy to go grocery shopping or run any errands without DSP going with her.
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Adding onto this, we've seen Phil use the "Kat" excuse plenty of times before to say why he couldn't do anything, only to retcon that later. Usually in relation to her work schedule. Can't do X because it is Kat's day off and he's spending time with her, then mentions the next day Kat was busy at work or whatever.

We can confidently say Phil keeps up with the detractor news despite his insistence that he doesn't care about it. And he's commented on other streamers before, despite also insisting he never watches any of them. I don't think it is a stretch to say "Kat" watching something was really Phil. Especially if it is a game Phil is/had just recently streamed. We've always suspected Phil watches other people's games in advance so he can act like he just so happened to stumble upon something. Usually it is to beat a notoriously hard segment though, which Outer Worlds isn't really known for, but who knows with Phil. Maybe he was looking for an outside the box solution so he could act like he came up with it on his own.

All that being said, the idea of Kat watching LPer's isn't exactly hard to believe. It just feels like Phil has lied about similar things like this so many times before that it's hard not to be skeptical. Either result is funny, since it boils down to Phil rage watching other LPers and lying about it, or his wife watching someone else's content/possibly making him watch with her, which is arguably the funnier outcome.
 
Coldbeyond said:
On the stream Phil said a few facts about Kat's new love that point me to someone else.
1- He has almost 500k subs
2- The guy ends his videos with some of the in game music
I think it's this guy
www.youtube.com

The Outer Worlds | Ep. 20 | Sanjar Nandi

Let's play The Outer Worlds! I am Cyrus Odd. I have sub-optimal intelligence, but I'm extremely self-aware and I'm able to manipulate those around me. Also, ...
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com
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so this is why you make me listen to all that indian music and eat curry now huh, neheheheheheh
 
N0thingICanDo said:
If Kat watches Phil's stream, he would ask her to pretend to contribute to start a tip war for those Minecraft end-session bidding scams
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No way, he would never have her tip him self. Everybody knows how he is always bitching about PayPal fees and how they take away somuch of the actual tip. In his mine he would still make a net loss because of those fees , even if her tip started the tipping war.
But I do without a doubt believe he would fake tips. It is no coincidence that in few of his beggertons some of his bigger tips weren't showing in screen.
 
Phil claims he can hear Kat play Skyrim from down the hall. If Kat is home she can definitely hear "ack ack ack ack ooooh my gaaaahd! Ack ack ack!" All day.

Kat doesn't watch Phil's streams. She fucking has to live them out in real life. We all joke and have fun, but this lady has to live with a half rêtarded man-chimpanzee hybrid screaming at his television all day.
 
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