Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Sparkletor said:
Phil claims he can hear Kat play Skyrim from down the hall. If Kat is home she can definitely hear "ack ack ack ack ooooh my gaaaahd! Ack ack ack!" All day.

Kat doesn't watch Phil's streams. She fucking has to live them out in real life. We all joke and have fun, but this lady has to live with a half rêtarded man-chimpanzee hybrid screaming at his television all day.
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I pray that one day she will snap in the middle of a livestream, like that Connecticut condo neighbor during the infamous Spiderman playthrough incident
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DSP's Neighbor Tells Him To Shut Up

Hmmm What A Rare Find. from DSP's plathrough of Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions pt27
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Except with Khat, I hope she is a little more creative. Maybe she can pull out the plug on the business-class internet router to express her displeasure.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Phil claims he can hear Kat play Skyrim from down the hall. If Kat is home she can definitely hear "ack ack ack ack ooooh my gaaaahd! Ack ack ack!" All day.

Kat doesn't watch Phil's streams. She fucking has to live them out in real life. We all joke and have fun, but this lady has to live with a half rêtarded man-chimpanzee hybrid screaming at his television all day.
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False! He has soundproofing on his wall. Debunked!
 
Sparkletor said:
Phil claims he can hear Kat play Skyrim from down the hall. If Kat is home she can definitely hear "ack ack ack ack ooooh my gaaaahd! Ack ack ack!" All day.

Kat doesn't watch Phil's streams. She fucking has to live them out in real life. We all joke and have fun, but this lady has to live with a half rêtarded man-chimpanzee hybrid screaming at his television all day.
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Well, no, she doesn't HAVE to live in Castle Goutenstein...

SNORT! Bugged divorce mechanics, dude! ACK ACK ACK Sounds good?
 
Kat's sister posted vintage photos of a woman and a baby. Theres no context but we could assume this is the Demon Slayer?

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Prince Lotor said:
With a Tennessee license plate? Would that be Kathy's older sister then? I cant make out the registration date on the plate, looks like a personalized plate maybe?
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It says ANG? I don't remember the moms name off the top of my head. Could just be a random car in the background. Jenna is pretty strange though so who knows.
 
Prince Lotor said:
With a Tennessee license plate? Would that be Kathy's older sister then? I cant make out the registration date on the plate, looks like a personalized plate maybe?
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The mom has been all over the fucking place
LiquidCancer said:
It says ANG? I don't remember the moms name off the top of my head. Could just be a random car in the background. Jenna is pretty strange though so who knows.
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Janice is her name
 
That lady is at least 18 to 20 years older than that baby. Kat has no siblings that much older than her. Her older sister is a few years older, maybe 3 years. Her younger step-sister is 4 or 5 years younger.

So the young woman holding the baby is not Kat's sister.

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Check out the sister's facebook and Instagram. Gems include multiple photos of her smoking blunts and being a thot as well as such words of wisdom as, "never fw with a crip nigga again" and "damn im really jus tryna get my pussy ate"
 
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Sparkletor said:
That lady is at least 18 to 20 years older than that baby. Kat has no siblings that much older than her. Her older sister is a few years older, maybe 3 years. Her younger step-sister is 4 or 5 years younger.

So the young woman holding the baby is not Kat's sister.

Edit to add:
Check out the sister's facebook and Instagram. Gems include multiple photos of her smoking blunts and being a thot as well as such words of wisdom as, "never fw with a crip nigga again" and "damn im really jus tryna get my pussy ate"
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We keep joking about Kat being BLACKED.COM but it's actually her sister.
 
Sparkletor said:
Please don't.

Now I'm thinking of Phil wearing Kat's skin dancing naked with his junk tucked between his legs.
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:stress: Would you snort me? I'd snort me. ACK ACK ACK. :stress:

Forum ban incoming for making me think of this. Jesus Christ, maybe we are mentally ill degenerates.
 
Sparkletor said:
No guys, if Kat ever leaves Phil she will escape the autism, right?

Oh wait, Pandalee is still being documented. The detractors watch 24/7 even when you are dead.

By hooking up with Phil she signed an everlasting contract. Think about that. For all eternity people will know who Kat is, was, and will be. Praise be the ChaosRealm.
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Hotel Goutafornia
You can always check in, but you can never check out.
 
See, at first we wanted Panda to DIAF and kill herself in Minecraft. Then she escaped and we were all like "Hey, you can get out" and we rooted for her a tiny bit.

Then the horse showed up and we were like "OMG PANDA PLS COME BACK TO US"
 
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