Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

• Jenna is homeless and frequently posts the flophouses she squats in on her social media

Bold of you to think Jenna can afford a flophouse. She breaks into bandos

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Bold of you to think Jenna can afford a flophouse. She breaks into bandos

I didn't know there was a difference

 

[豚蜚蠊]

Jenna's such a messy eater, Lol.

 

[Michael Janke]

i wonder if in some kind of fucked up warped logic, Kat is happy with her place in life because she looks competent on the surface compared to her sister.
on the surface. Kat is married to a man who makes 2x the median income and lives in a condo near seattle. she's also one step away from being a housewife since she works maybe 20 hours a week.
it falls apart when you look into it beyond the most shallow surface level observation.
is that enough to make Kat happy and does she take pride in it? considering the prospects for people who've grown up the way kat did, maybe?

 

[Bigpapapump]

Taken from her Twitter

" Daygo / SFV
Stay On YO Hustl N Mind Ya Own
RNS ONLY
; UCIECZKA MAYA
; WIEDIEĆ JIJNASA
; MISTRZ LILA
; And So It Is, So It Shall Be"

What is that? Polish? Is SFV Street Fighter 5?

I'd still bang Kat's sister. I'm pretty sure sexually transmitted diseases are hereditary and hardly any of my aunts have AIDS so I think I'm pretty safe.

Muh nigga! I knew i liked you.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

i wonder if in some kind of fucked up warped logic, Kat is happy with her place in life because she looks competent on the surface compared to her sister.
on the surface. Kat is married to a man who makes 2x the median income and lives in a condo near seattle. she's also one step away from being a housewife since she works maybe 20 hours a week.
it falls apart when you look into it beyond the most shallow surface level observation.
is that enough to make Kat happy and does she take pride in it? considering the prospects for people who've grown up the way kat did, maybe?

I think she's happy, she has a roof over her head, doesn't have to whore herself out, and can order doordash whenever she wants. Given what we know about Khet's upbringing, that's not bad. Her future prospects are absolutely miserable, sure, but I don't think she learned how to look that far ahead. Actually, happy might be a bit of a stretch, but at the very least, I'd say she's content. If Phil is to be believed, and I don't know why he'd lie about it, she's had a few moments where she realized that, maybe there's more to life than living paycheck to paycheck and playing Skyrim in the bedroom you don't even share with your husband.

I think Leanna went through a similar cycle. She was young, so didn't really know what being an adult meant. Phil provided her a free place to live and paid for all her food. Seems pretty awesome, but as time went on, she realized how little they did as a couple, and she started to interact with work people and realized she needed to do something more. She wanted to get married, and kept pushing for Phil to spend time with her and go out. When he ultimately failed to change, she left, and from what we've seen, actually leaves the apartment and has a life. From what we know, Khet has always worked minimum wage jobs and never really had grand ambitions, so the basic stability Phil offers is appealing.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

I checked out that Jenna porn vid out of morbid curiousity... How is it even possible to be that unappealing

 

[Osaka Boss]

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Is that Kat on the left?!

 

[tits-Burnell]

After seeing both Jenna's portrayal as "Officer Sanders", and khet's attempt to eke out a living through streaming vidya', I am torn as to has the least screen presence and charisma in front of a camera.

 

[Kosher Dill]

After seeing both Jenna's portrayal as "Officer Sanders", and khet's attempt to eke out a living through streaming vidya', I am torn as to has the least screen presence and charisma in front of a camera.

I wonder who's worse at inducing a boner.
But then, it's not really fair since Kat has to work with an impotent alcoholic.

 

[harbinger]

I wonder who's worse at inducing a boner.
But then, it's not really fair since Kat has to work with an impotent alcoholic.

Oh my god, I just realized this is probably the closest we will get to a DSP sex tape.

 

[Michael Janke]

Oh my god, I just realized this is probably the closest we will get to a DSP sex tape.

we just need to take Kats sister's video and use some deepfake technology;
someone else can go ahead and do that. no amount of money could be enough for me to to it.

 

[tits-Burnell]

Oh my god, I just realized this is probably the closest we will get to a DSP sex tape.

It's probably not far removed from reality, considering the erectile dysfunction and all.

 

[Burner Anomaly]

damn that's the most awkward and unflattering porn I've seen in a while.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

I wonder who's worse at inducing a boner.
But then, it's not really fair since Kat has to work with an impotent alcoholic.

CLOSETED impotent alcoholic. Unless Kat wears a blond handlebar moustache and threatens to run wild on Phil's prostate with a strap-on he's not getting it up.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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Alright how did this go from 1.9/5.0 to a 4.2/5.0?

Also, ahem.
-5'7'' Giant
-Looks terrible in uniform
-We all know how those Gemenis are
-Green eye color is the evil demon color in Chink land
-No anal? Bullshit
-Doesn't Swallow
-Not on birth control
-Lives in Cali

This is the worst resume I've ever seen from a whore.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Unless Kat wears a blond handlebar moustache and threatens to run wild on Phil's prostate with a strap-on he's not getting it up.

Gentlemen, start your photoshops.

 

[TheTractor]

Massive shoutout to the sweaty looking and EXTREMELY moon headed Officer Sanders. Will you consider filming your next scene with an actor wearing a platinum vest, nazi hat and patchy beard?

 

[Full Race Replay]

W

Alright how did this go from 1.9/5.0 to a 4.2/5.0?

Also, ahem.
-5'7'' Giant
-Looks terrible in uniform
-We all know how those Gemenis are
-Green eye color is the evil demon color in Chink land
-No anal? Bullshit
-Doesn't Swallow
-Not on birth control
-Lives in Cali

This is the worst resume I've ever seen from a whore.

Jenna probably cleans her ass after shitting very poorly, and nobody would want to go back there anyway.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You know, I never realized how unarousing a naked woman could be until the modern era of every attention starved skank out there taking their clothing off online.

Although speaking of Kat ordering doordash, Phil always says Kat doesn't want to come on because of the trolls, but it's been a while since anyone's seen her and they do order a ton of food; I often wonder how big she's getting at this point, and if maybe that doesn't play a bigger role in why he doesn't want anyone to see her.

CLOSETED impotent alcoholic. Unless Kat wears a blond handlebar moustache and threatens to run wild on Phil's prostate with a strap-on he's not getting it up.

No no no, you've got it all wrong, Phil isn't gay.

If Kat really wants to get Phil excited she needs to go into his room one night during gin and twitter hours while wearing mom jeans and a baggy t-shirt along with his mother's favorite perfume and tell him in a stern voice
"Phillip, mommy needs you to put down the phone and take your clothes off. I need your help for a minute".
"Wha-"
"That wasn't a question Phillip"

She'd stand there, hands on her hips, watching Phil sheepishly remove his disgusting pajama pants before gently telling him to lie down on the bed. They'd then proceed to make passionate love as Phil whimpered, eventually screaming for his mother at the point of climax.

I mean, there's a reason he regularly accidentally refers to Kat as his mom. It's not hard to see where his real sexual proclivities lie.