Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Cyber Bowling said:
I think this also explains his fascination with dudes. Phil doesn't want to be a geeky nerd, he wants to be the strong and cool jock that everyone looks up to. Phil also sees himself in every character he plays, which is why he always picks the strongest character. It's also why he lies about being a bodybuilder/weightlifter, and desperately insists he's still strong and can beat Tyson in a fight. So, he does idealize dudes and wants to be like them, but isn't necessarily lusting after them.
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It's just like with everything with Phil, he only understands the surface level as in what a 2nd grader thinks and then it just stops.
He owns that dumb condo in an area he can't afford because that's his one-up to detractors, along with the roommate and his feline son Jasper.

To be a man to him is being brash and strong with machismo because that's how it was in movies in the 1980s so it must be true.
Nevermind all of that is steaming horseshit as nobody wants to be around an arrogant person who is not to be held at their word.

Phil is as deep as a puddle in the Mojave and every area of his fat existence showcases it.
 
tits-Burnell said:
Has it been speculated that she also might be a drinker? Maybe there is room on those Total Wine orders for two.

I did get some Helga Pataki's mother vibes from her brief appearances on stream, but this could be solely a result of whatever med's she ingests.

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I know we break a lot of balls on these forums, saying how Khett is secretly rendezvousing at the 'Jim' to get her workouts in, but for the record, Miriam was pretty damn good at riding bulls. Champion level, actually.

Miriam gives the signal and Floyd starts the bull. She is actually able to stay on while everybody laughs and hoots and hollers. Outside, Helga hears commotion and walks in, and sees Miriam doing some amazing bull riding skills while everybody cheers her on. Finally, she gets flung off and Helga runs over to a dazed Miriam. Floyd declares Miriam the new winner and hands her his cowboy hat along with the $500.00.

Later, in the newly repaired car, Helga says she can't believe Miriam won. Miriam then tells her that as a girl, she was state bullriding champion. Helga says she didn't know that and asks Miriam what else she was like as a kid. Miriam then starts to tell her about how as a kid she wanted to ride horses but her father wouldn't let her.

Source: https://heyarnold.fandom.com/wiki/Road_Trip
 
Hambubger said:
Not even Derich can get off to this very disappointed video and it looked like nobody wanted to be in it
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Now there! We know from the horse-eh-Derichs own mouth that this isn’t the case.

A pro coomer like Derich would never let quality stand in between him and a quick fap.
 
If you look at her IG, it seems Jenna is in a hard spot.

No job
Only around $1k in bank account
Service animal gone
Drug addiction

Legit sad
 

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AuthenticItalian said:
If you look at her IG, it seems Jenna is in a hard spot.

No job
Only around $1k in bank account
Service animal gone
Drug addiction

Legit sad
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IP2 streamer arc when? She already checks all the boxes for most of their streamers
drug addict [x]
insane [x]
white trash [x]
begging for donos [x]
living in a van or RV [x]
 
That dumb fucking bitch only has to start a whatever account and talk shit about DSP live, and the pig cultists would flood her with trolling donations.

She could ask 5k for the exorcism story retelling and OIC would asap cum 10 on her.

Edit: I just watched the video and her situation is fucking horrible. Officer Sanders really has to get her shit together. Sad!
 
TheTractor said:
That dumb fucking bitch only has to start a whatever account and talk shit about DSP live, and the pig cultists would flood her with trolling donations.

She could ask 5k for the exorcism story retelling and OIC would asap cum 10 on her.

Edit: I just watched the video and her situation is fucking horrible. Officer Sanders really has to get her shit together. Sad!
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Phil could also slide over some help, but I believe Kat isn't in contact with her anymore.

Also, WWE>Helping out your wife's homeless drug-addicted sister.
 
TheTractor said:
That dumb fucking bitch only has to start a whatever account and talk shit about DSP live, and the pig cultists would flood her with trolling donations.
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She doesn't have a bank account and lost all her IDs so it might be difficult to collect.

So please, PLEASE, if you like Jenna's content and want to see more of it, food and marijuana help the most because that's sustenance she gets right away.
 
Wow! Do you know what the most striking part of her video was? That was a Midwestern accent, not Ebonics. She does need help. I feel bad for her. If I made over $100k a year and had a spare bedroom and was married to her fucking sister, I’d head down to LA to get her moved up to Renton to help get her back on her feet. She can smoke her weed on the back porch.
 
It would be unfortunate if someone called a towing company to impound her car, and then see her reaction video of her car being towed (I wouldn't do that because that is fucked, just saying it would be somewhat funny). But seriously, her life is in the shit and this shows us Kat doesn't give a fuck about her sister. If Kat cared she would have told Brazy to move in and help her off her feet. But I am not surprised Kat doesn't help her because based on the exorcism court documents it said the fathers of the children took the kids away from the mom and got custody. So Kat and Brazy grew up together as little kids but after the exorcism they grew up apart. Also I bet Kat knows how much of a train wreck Brazy is and wouldn't want that degenerate hooker near her home. 1000% Brazy would rob Phil and steal his car. Would be nice to see a Sister In Law arc where Phil cries on stream that his identity and car was stolen by his bitch of a sister in law.
 
She “rescued” (found) a new dog (fucking adorable little fella I might add. Dennis loves him some doggies), and said dog noped the fuck out and escaped her van while she was asleep.
 
I just had a brief image of a Derich x Jenna pairing. Now at first glance that might be horrifying for poor Derich but think about it. Jenna get money from Derich, Derich gets a MASSIVE shoutout to his dick from Jenna, this is tip money taken away from DSP thus pissing him off, everyone wins!

EDIT: Shoutout not shootout. I can only imagine the terror on derich and his family if she got THAT ghetto with her boyfriend of the week.
 
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RembrandtCourage said:
I just had a brief image of a Derich x Jenna pairing. Now at first glance that might be horrifying for poor Derich but think about it. Jenna get money from Derich, Derich gets a MASSIVE shootout to his dick from Jenna, this is tip money taken away from DSP thus pissing him off, everyone wins!
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In reality, Derich sits playing with his Pokemon whilst Jenna steals his TV.
 
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