Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Michael Janke said:
how much you wanna bet she reads the farms?
im taking bets on how long Kat will stick around phil.
leanna was with phil for like 6 years or something, and she only left because his income was going way down and him telling her private matters for the world to see.
phil will eventually get frustrated and say something kat takes offense to.
just you watch.
its a marriage of convenience but even those expect a bare minimum of decency from both parties, something phil simply cant be expected to provide.
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She left because she realized there's a world outside phil and when she pushed phil for things like sex, marriage, and an actual fucking life phil quite literally wasn't man enough to provide so she escaped the gouthouse. This is on top of the other examples of abhorrent behavior like making her cook when she was sick and some other bullshit. It was not because of money. Phil learned his lesson and leashed Kat as quick as can be after stealing her from subaru man.
 
RembrandtCourage said:
It was not because of money.
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i think money was definitely a factor. if he was still making his half a million a year max, she likely would of stuck around for a while longer. Kat just has a way lower expectation, but as we can see from phil, he keeps lowering the bar, how far can he lower it before Kat cant take it anymore, maybe she's waiting before she can secure alimony or something.
no doubt your husband making 100 grand a year and still going bankrupt is a factor shes contemplating at this moment.

she married him for free lodging essentially. once that lodging is threatened, she'll likely divorce his ass. we saw his expenses, he lives day to day and pays his mortgage while on the edge, its inevitable he'll eventually miss a payment, then another and once kat finds foreclosure papers, she'll be gone.

answer this honestly. do you have confidence in phil paying his house off in full and never missing a payment?
here's another question, is Kat planning anything long term? is she saving her money for the inevitable moment phil cant pay his mortgage?
edit: here's another question, do you figure Kat is a loyal wife who'll stick by her man through thick and thin?
 
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Michael Janke said:
answer this honestly. do you have confidence in phil paying his house off in full and never missing a payment?
here's another question, is Kat planning anything long term? is she saving her money for the inevitable moment phil cant pay his mortgage?
edit: here's another question, do you figure Kat is a loyal wife who'll stick by her man through thick and thin?
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I never said money wasn't factored in, I was just responding that it wasn't just the money. Hell I doubt money was even too high on the list since he was making decent money still and his jockstrap jpeg addiction had yet to achieve full swing. Leanna was a girl who had much of her youth robbed from her by a narcissistic pigroach who cares only for himself and the FRESHEST of wrestling jockstraps.

I bet phil has yet to even make A payment, scopely has him on a tight leash after all.

Literally no one knows if Kat is planning anything, if anything. People love to speculate her level of intellect from dumb as bricks to capable and calculating. But in the end, who the fuck knows? But it IS a certainly sad state of affairs when a group of random people know more about your wife than you do, but then again she serves her purpose of 'trophy wife' to show he's a 'machoor' adult, complete with crippling debt! But instead of being indebted with something cool like bills or vices it's copies of a five star hulk hogan jockstrap jpeg.

As far as loyalty goes, as the old adage goes: if she's willing to cheat with you she's willing to cheat on you.
 
RembrandtCourage said:
I never said money wasn't factored in, I was just responding that it wasn't just the money. Hell I doubt money was even too high on the list since he was making decent money still and his jockstrap jpeg addiction had yet to achieve full swing. Leanna was a girl who had much of her youth robbed from her by a narcissistic pigroach who cares only for himself and the FRESHEST of wrestling jockstraps.

I bet phil has yet to even make A payment, scopely has him on a tight leash after all.

Literally no one knows if Kat is planning anything, if anything. People love to speculate her level of intellect from dumb as bricks to capable and calculating. But in the end, who the fuck knows? But it IS a certainly sad state of affairs when a group of random people know more about your wife than you do, but then again she serves her purpose of 'trophy wife' to show he's a 'machoor' adult, complete with crippling debt! But instead of being indebted with something cool like bills or vices it's copies of a five star hulk hogan jockstrap jpeg.

As far as loyalty goes, as the old adage goes: if she's willing to cheat with you she's willing to cheat on you.
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there is still the question of will she stick by phil as long as leanna did?
leanna seemed to try to put some effort into their relationship.
something i dont see kat doing.
 
Michael Janke said:
there is still the question of will she stick by phil as long as leanna did?
leanna seemed to try to put some effort into their relationship.
something i dont see kat doing.
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You forget Leanna was a dumb kid. He had groomed her and I think she had genuine love for him. She wanted physical affection and he wasn't willing to give that.

There were times when she would physically flirt and tease and he just didn't get it to the point she had to just come out and start verbalizing it like when she would say "I have needs" and talk about her "feminine wiles" but he just wouldn't put the controller down. She had given up everything for him and he wouldn't give anything up for her and I think as she started to grow up in age she started realizing it and needed to get out.

Kat, on the other hand, was looking for a meal ticket for sure. She was bamboozled by Phil's airline tickets and dining out and convinced he was a success but that is all starting to fall apart. Once the marriage happened so did the bankruptcy. Now with the bank leaks it's unraveling.
 
LolCowCentral said:
You forget Leanna was a dumb kid. He had groomed her and I think she had genuine love for him. She wanted physical affection and he wasn't willing to give that.

There were times when she would physically flirt and tease and he just didn't get it to the point she had to just come out and start verbalizing it like when she would say "I have needs" and talk about her "feminine wiles" but he just wouldn't put the controller down. She had given up everything for him and he wouldn't give anything up for her and I think as she started to grow up in age she started realizing it and needed to get out.

Kat, on the other hand, was looking for a meal ticket for sure. She was bamboozled by Phil's airline tickets and dining out and convinced he was a success but that is all starting to fall apart. Once the marriage happened so did the bankruptcy. Now with the bank leaks it's unraveling.
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im guessing she's gonna give it another 2 years for preparation to leave.
if you're reading this Kat. i suggest you work more hours at your job, full time is preferable.
save all your money since you get free room and board and once the two years are over, divorce phil and get your own apartment.
edit: if thats not your forte, go to the gym with all the free time and start either an onlyfans, or get a tinder profile.
 
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Michael Janke said:
im guessing she's gonna give it another 2 years for preparation to leave.
if you're reading this Kat. i suggest you work more hours at your job, full time is preferable.
save all your money since you get free room and board and once the two years are over, divorce phil and get your own apartment.
edit: if thats not your forte, go to the gym with all the free time and start either an onlyfans, or get a tinder profile.
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Is that really better for her though? She'd go from living in a larger space she doesn't have to pay for, to living in a smaller space that eats up most of her paycheck, where she's also required to buy her own food instead of Phil doordashing everything for her. It doesn't matter if Phil is torpedoing his finances so long as he's still able to provide for her.

It was kind of the same deal for Leanna. I think what really made Leanna get away from Phil was interacting with people at work and developing friendships. It let her see how different her life was in comparison. Since she moved away, she's gone on to live more of a normal lifestyle. But, unless Khet has a secret life we don't know about, she's just as happy being a hermit as Phil is. We haven't heard anything about work friends or Khet going out on her own. She only seems to leave the house for work. Phil even implied on his recent day off that Khet stayed home playing Judgment all day instead of going out.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
Is that really better for her though? She'd go from living in a larger space she doesn't have to pay for, to living in a smaller space that eats up most of her paycheck, where she's also required to buy her own food instead of Phil doordashing everything for her. It doesn't matter if Phil is torpedoing his finances so long as he's still able to provide for her.

It was kind of the same deal for Leanna. I think what really made Leanna get away from Phil was interacting with people at work and developing friendships. It let her see how different her life was in comparison. Since she moved away, she's gone on to live more of a normal lifestyle. But, unless Khet has a secret life we don't know about, she's just as happy being a hermit as Phil is. We haven't heard anything about work friends or Khet going out on her own. She only seems to leave the house for work. Phil even implied on his recent day off that Khet stayed home playing Judgment all day instead of going out.
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you misunderstand. this plan isn't really about convenience, its more like preparation for the inevitable.
its inevitable that Phil will eventually foreclose on his house.
2 years is my prediction for how much longer before they foreclose on him, but it could be later. assuming his addiction gets worse over time and interferes with him paying his mortgage
if Kat works more hours and saves her money, she'll be able to leave when the ship sinks.
id say if she saved her money for 2 years or more and worked more hours while taking advantage of phils free housing, she'd have a very big safety net.
the Onlyfans and Gym are if she doesnt want to bother and instead wants to increase her chances of finding more free lodging.

Phil wanted Leanna to work to pay for stuff, as his addiction gets worse, eventually he'll ask Kat.
unless you believe that Phil will consider dropping his addiction to keep Kat.

lets look at the other scenario. Kat doesnt save her money, Phil forecloses on his house, so what does she do? go homeless like her sister?
 
Phil was an idiot losing Panda. She cooked good food, unlike his WIFE who got lazy and barely cooks shit for him. Panda had energy and wanted to go out and do things, unlike his WIFE who just plays Skyrim for the 1000th time. Panda is a nymphomaniac who just wants to fuck all day, unlike his wife who quivers from Dave's touch. Panda was much younger and had...has an incredible body with some nice tits, unlike his wife who most likely looks like a potato.

All Dave had to do is go out and have some fun like camping, fuck her brains out at least once a day, talk to her once a day, and tell her thank you once a day for the food she makes. Naw, Dave said fuck that it's too much work. So Dave decided to lose a mans fantasy of a horny, cooking, energetic, young woman for a lazy slumpy dumpy wife who puts makeup on like a clown.

Don't get me wrong Panda was annoying when she talked but for Dave that girl was perfect for him. Even then I wouldn't mind Panda, just get ear plugs.
 
Michael Janke said:
do you think Kat compares herself to her sister and figures, her life isn't all that bad?
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I doubt she even thinks about her at all.

Between all the skyrim she can play and doordash she can eat- I can't imagine she is using that tiny horse brain of her's much.
 
What I want to know is why the fuck does he have to schedule his day off with her? So doesn't have to go to a restaurant alone? Previously it was thought that it's because they went shopping together but a few times he's mentioned having not bought something because he forgot or Kat didn't put it on the shopping list (implying they don't go together) and he mentioned the last day off he went shopping while Kat played Lost Judgment.

Also he pisses and moans so much about only having one day off together and when they have to do things like doctors appointments or house stuff. That's called adulthood, Phil - real adulthood, not your play version. Some people go ages without having a day off with their SO because of work schedule conflicts or they have to do so much on their day off that it's not a day of pure leisure like he wants. Not to mention his insistence on dining out (at least) once a week - most people short on money don't do that. They only go out for special occasions or not at all.
 
I love this sideshow personally, this dumb cunt is like a pile of oil soaked rags we left in the corner of a trap house, no one talked about her for months until she couldn't get a dick hard.

The rags are starting to heat up and trap oxygen. When drugs, desperation, and crazy mix it wouldn't be long until this whole thing goes up in flames and I want to be here to watch it.

Jenna you dumb cunt stop hanging around the other homeless bums they won't help you, only a good rehab facility will do that. Maybe your fat sister could take you in once gets that lump removed. I wish you the best of luck, you have to help yourself first before other will ever help you. - Love AP
 
Fan art of Kat
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