Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
For anyone struggling with the paradox of quantum superposition, I present to you Schrödinger’s Kat:

You take a Kat and lock her in a room with Skyrim, a sack of potatoes, and McDonald’s midnight Door Dash, and in the room there exists two Kats. One still has her swimsuit-model physique, and the other is morbidly obese. Both Kats exist simultaneously until you observe the Kat.
 
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Jenna posted a five ten minute insane long video on her Instagram story that I'll summarise. She really is the only interesting lolcow in the Philverse right now.

She is ranting about some piece of shit drug addict she is "in love with" and now she ran into him recently after thinking he was dead for two months. They go back to her crack shack for the night, .. then the next morning he wakes up, does some meth and and fentanyl and "suddenly" starts being an asshole to her.

Despots this she chooses to skip her court date and walk around together with some other tweakers selling meth all day. Jenna didn't have a good time because of her social anxiety. He then heads to the train station where he tells Jenna to shut the fuck up, tells her she is a crazy bitch throwing "temper tantrums" , and to leave him alone. She chimps out, wants to fight him, and tells him she's gonna stalk him, before eventually giving up, stealing a cig from a nodded out junkie, and going back to the van. She's now super pissed because every time she loves someone they treat her badly and make her want to kill herself, and now wants people to buy her some "famous people drugs" like coke or valium to help out. She's also parked up outside a karate class for kids and is angry that they don't leave her food parcels.

Based.
 
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De-partneredSydePhil said:
Jenna posted a five ten minute insane long video on her Instagram story that I'll summarise. She really is the only interesting lolcow in the Philverse right now.

She is ranting about some piece of shit drug addict she is "in love with" and now she ran into him recently after thinking he was dead for two months. They go back to her crack shack for the night, .. then the next morning he wakes up, does some meth and and fentanyl and "suddenly" starts being an asshole to her.

Despots this she chooses to skip her court date and walk around together with some other tweakers selling meth all day. Jenna didn't have a good time because of her social anxiety. He then heads to the train station where he tells Jenna to shut the fuck up, tells her she is a crazy bitch throwing "temper tantrums" , and to leave him alone. She chimps out, wants to fight him, and tells him she's gonna stalk him, before eventually giving up, stealing a cig from a nodded out junkie, and going back to the van. She's now super pissed because every time she loves someone they treat her badly and make her want to kill herself, and now wants people to buy her some "famous people drugs" like coke or valium to help out. She's also parked up outside a karate class for kids and is angry that they don't leave her food parcels.

Based.
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This bitch is going to end up dead before we know it. This is the same girl that said that she wants to have boyfriend but if you try to have a relationship with her it sickens her and that she will rob your ass. This bitch is beyond damaged and needs help asap. If she wants to live in her narcissistic world where everyone needs to cater to her bs then let her rot. I guess Jenna will be another person Phil out lives.
 
De-partneredSydePhil said:
Jenna posted a five ten minute insane long video on her Instagram story that I'll summarise. She really is the only interesting lolcow in the Philverse right now.

She is ranting about some piece of shit drug addict she is "in love with" and now she ran into him recently after thinking he was dead for two months. They go back to her crack shack for the night, .. then the next morning he wakes up, does some meth and and fentanyl and "suddenly" starts being an asshole to her.

Despots this she chooses to skip her court date and walk around together with some other tweakers selling meth all day. Jenna didn't have a good time because of her social anxiety. He then heads to the train station where he tells Jenna to shut the fuck up, tells her she is a crazy bitch throwing "temper tantrums" , and to leave him alone. She chimps out, wants to fight him, and tells him she's gonna stalk him, before eventually giving up, stealing a cig from a nodded out junkie, and going back to the van. She's now super pissed because every time she loves someone they treat her badly and make her want to kill herself, and now wants people to buy her some "famous people drugs" like coke or valium to help out. She's also parked up outside a karate class for kids and is angry that they don't leave her food parcels.

Based.
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I hope she eventually finds a kind-hearted tweaker that will respect her and treat her like she deserves.
 
De-partneredSydePhil said:
Jenna posted a five ten minute insane long video on her Instagram story that I'll summarise. She really is the only interesting lolcow in the Philverse right now.

She is ranting about some piece of shit drug addict she is "in love with" and now she ran into him recently after thinking he was dead for two months. They go back to her crack shack for the night, .. then the next morning he wakes up, does some meth and and fentanyl and "suddenly" starts being an asshole to her.

Despots this she chooses to skip her court date and walk around together with some other tweakers selling meth all day. Jenna didn't have a good time because of her social anxiety. He then heads to the train station where he tells Jenna to shut the fuck up, tells her she is a crazy bitch throwing "temper tantrums" , and to leave him alone. She chimps out, wants to fight him, and tells him she's gonna stalk him, before eventually giving up, stealing a cig from a nodded out junkie, and going back to the van. She's now super pissed because every time she loves someone they treat her badly and make her want to kill herself, and now wants people to buy her some "famous people drugs" like coke or valium to help out. She's also parked up outside a karate class for kids and is angry that they don't leave her food parcels.

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and you didn't post the video so we could laugh at it too? Or even put a link?
 
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But this doesn't sound like the one about a boyfriend. Which of her billion instagrams was that on?
 
Why does Jenna not go to Renton and demand her sister help her?
DukeMorty said:
This bitch is going to end up dead before we know it. This is the same girl that said that she wants to have boyfriend but if you try to have a relationship with her it sickens her and that she will rob your ass. This bitch is beyond damaged and needs help asap. If she wants to live in her narcissistic world where everyone needs to cater to her bs then let her rot. I guess Jenna will be another person Phil out lives.
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That may be the best for Jenna. If she thinks it's bad now, wait until she's old and ugly in a few years and she struggles finding anyone who will bother with her dumb shit.
 
If these keep coming can we have a Jenna Brazymamo Fun-time Van-side Story thread? I’m enjoying these. I can live vicariously through her and experience what it’s like to hustle on the streets while living in a van down by the paint store. I really liked the part where she described it as freezing cold in the middle of the night… in LA.
 
harbinger said:
If these keep coming can we have a Jenna Brazymamo Fun-time Van-side Story thread? I’m enjoying these. I can live vicariously through her and experience what it’s like to hustle on the streets while living in a van down by the paint store. I really liked the part where she described it as freezing cold in the middle of the night… in LA.
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She definitely deserves her own thread. She's just an IP2 streamer without monetization.
 
Honestly, Jenna is funny as hell to me, I mean not even just her situation. Just the way she reacts "Oh yeah btw my ex was addicted to drugs" as such a casual thing. She's probably seen crazy things and has a bunch of stories to tell. I doubt she will enter anything related here though, especially with anything that has relation to Kat
 
JennaLaneSnow said:
Haha reading all this out loud at LAX courthouse. I'm sure the cops think it's so funny. They're probably laughing at me too. Anyways here's my Onlyfans link, all y'all are fucking evil and uneducated and I don't give a fuck about your opinion.

onlyfans.com/brazymamo

Ps. Jesus says enjoy Hell :)
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I’m still here Brazy. Fuck these haters!
 
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JennaLaneSnow said:
Haha reading all this out loud at LAX courthouse. I'm sure the cops think it's so funny. They're probably laughing at me too. Anyways here's my Onlyfans link, all y'all are fucking evil and uneducated and I don't give a fuck about your opinion.

onlyfans.com/brazymamo

Ps. Jesus says enjoy Hell :)
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If you're really Jenna, prove it by honking the horn of your van.
 
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