Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Beverly Sutphin]

While admirable, this is partly why Jenna is where she is in life. Men want to be lied to as well.

Mainly drugs. If she wasn't on drugs, was seeing professional help, had a STRONG support system, and was able to handle her demons not through drugs, but through medication designed to help, there's a chance she could've made something of herself. However, lets be fair: Jenna had a snowballs chance in hell of being a healthy and responsible adult. People that battle mental illness, in Jenna's case, turn to drugs to "ease the pain" as self medicating. Not saying that people who are mentally ill can't live happy and healthy lives, they can, but the correlation of making sure that one stays on their meds, talks about what's going on mentally and emotionally, and having a STRONG support system have to be in place. Jenna had/has ZERO of that. I wouldn't be shocked if she winds up dead either due to a OD and/or murdered by a john. Source: worked in the mental health field and have seen the Jenna's of the world many many times over. Jenna is another sad case of wasted potential. I digress.

As far as Kat, she knows what she's doing. She used her sexuality to entice men. Not necessarily for sex, but my theory is that Kat can lay down the charm when she wants to, or when she feels she wants something. She's playing a role. In this case, she's the soulmaid and momwife: cook, clean, etc...and with Phil hating to be physical, sure! Easier for her. Kat played Subaru man to get what she wanted and she played Phil into putting a ring on it. Phil won't say shit because he's TERRIFIED of losing Kat. Phil hates people, hates physical contact, but he needs that comfort of a woman that he can see as his mom. Kat is momwife.

 

[shalashaska]

She's breaking the #1 rule in being an escort, you never admit to sexual services like this. Smells like cop, Officer Sanders.

She's not very good at being an escort (you might have gotten the impression she was from my previous post, I think). Like she does not advertise in the boards around me, only through onlyfans, which is against TOS.

As @Kosher Dill alluded to earlier, she's just like Dave, all beg no "business degree".

Just for the record, I enjoyed the spergdown you all had regarding this topic. Thanks and c ya.

"See ya later Derich, Thanks for stopping by."

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

She's not very good at being an escort (you might have gotten the impression she was from my previous post, I think). Like she does not advertise in the boards around me, only through onlyfans, which is against TOS.

As @Kosher Dill alluded to earlier, she's just like Dave, all beg no "business degree".

What do you mean she doesn't advertise? She carved it into the side of her piece of shit van.

 

[shalashaska]

What do you mean she doesn't advertise? She carved it into the side of her piece of shit van.

She advertises her onlyfans, but she shouldn't be using it to meet "patrons". That's a violation of TOS, and I let her know that. I meant she doesn't advertise in the places the "800" escorts advertise at. She would get more income if she got a room and advertised in these places, then just "do volume". But she chooses to have the same stupid business strategy like a certain other person *hint hint*.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Phil mentioned during GTA yesterday that Kathy was working a 'crazy' amount.

Someone asked how far she was in Lost Judgment and Phil said she beat it months ago. Then someone said that Kathy must have tons of time to play video games and Phil said 'No, actually she's working a crazy amount. Four days a week! She barely manages to squeeze in a few hours every day of playing. She's getting extra hours because of this time of year.'

So Phil's big fat mouth confirms yet again that Kathy still usually works part-time shifts, 2 to 3 days a week. . .and she still works retail.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Phil mentioned during GTA yesterday that Kathy us working a 'crazy" amount.

Someone asked how far she was in Lost Judgment and Phil said she beat it months ago. Then someone said that Kathy must have tons of time to play video games and Phil said 'No, actually she's working a crazy amount. Four days a week! She barely manages to squeeze in a few hours every day of playing. She's getting extra hours because of this time of year.'

So Phil's big fat mouth confirms yet again that Kathy still usually works part-time shifts, 2 to 3 days a week. . .and she still works retail.

Yet another way you can see how much of a manchild Dave is. Working 4 days a week part time in retail is a "crazy" amount, despite it not even being a full-time position.

Wait until you see how many hours the average person works, Baby Fill...

That's probably the only time we've ever seen Phil deal with confrontation in person, on camera, and he failed miserably. Lends even more credence to all the stories people tell about him acting like a pussy when confronted IRL.

At least Jenna is based enough to straight up say that she's a whore, and not beat around the bush (no pun intended). She has way bigger balls than Phil ever has or ever will.

From all the lore we have, it's clear that DSP is a MASSIVE pussy bitch IRL, if you engage in a relationship with that man keep in mind, you'll be the man of the house. This dude complains like a bitch about everything but will never stand up for himself.

Online he's even more lame, when it can range from empty, nonsensical threats ("I'm coming for you") to dissing someone and pussying out immediately (when he disses RTU then walks it back and says "just leave me alone).

Leanna was basically a child living with a manchild and STILL walked out... Only chance Dave has with the ladies is with a girl whose only other option is giving handies in a dark alley somewhere

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Kat allegedly works the apparel department at a grocery store.

They sell shoe polish, socks, panty hose, and teeshirts.

I can only imagine how demanding that job must be. 4 days a week? Slave labor.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Yet another way you can see how much of a manchild Dave is. Working 4 days a week part time in retail is a "crazy" amount, despite it not even being a full-time position.

Wait until you see how many hours the average person works, Baby Fill...

Kat allegedly works the apparel department at a grocery store.

They sell shoe polish, socks, panty hose, and teeshirts.

I can only imagine how demanding that job must be. 4 days a week? Slave labor.

This is among his most amusing and infuriating takes on ''Mature adult life™''.

Her working 4 days a week and barely having a few hours to play games.
Him not quite clocking in the hours required for a full time job.

You have to be a special Olympics super exceptional wheelchair to buy this BS. Any normal functioning human can see this for the BS it is, but hey wheelchairs are gonna wheelchair.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Kat allegedly works the apparel department at a grocery store.

They sell shoe polish, socks, panty hose, and teeshirts.

I can only imagine how demanding that job must be. 4 days a week? Slave labor.

Source for this?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Source for this?

https://www.fredmeyer.com/pl/apparel-accessories/16?fulfillment=all

look at their website, shoe polish and socks

her hours and workplace, look at the bankruptcy docs

someone who works at a Kroger store found out she worked in apparel

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

Leanna, totally. However, her voice is VERY annoying, but if it's for a night of fun, sure. I can deal with it.

This is one of the top comments currently on Fredrik Knudsen's "Down the Rabbit Hole" video on DSP:

 

[WolverineGuy22]

"If you don't have at least $200 for my services, because that is my minimum"
"I'm not about to be broke on my birthday"

I don't know how many ways I can say it, Phil married the wrong sister.

There exists a universe out there where DSP married Jenna, and he is begging for tips on stream, and pimping Jenna out for $200 at night.

 

[Iron Father]

Yet another way you can see how much of a manchild Dave is. Working 4 days a week part time in retail is a "crazy" amount, despite it not even being a full-time position.

Wait until you see how many hours the average person works, Baby Fill...

The further he gets from working a real job, the more his perspective has become utterly delusional.

The concepts of working a "crazy amount" and working part-time are incompatible at a fundamental level. What must he think of all those people working crazy overtime in the Amazon warehouses...

 

[TheGoutburglar]

The further he gets from working a real job, the more his perspective has become utterly delusional.

The concepts of working a "crazy amount" and working part-time are incompatible at a fundamental level. What must he think of all those people working crazy overtime in the Amazon warehouses...

I enjoy the way it contrasts with his story about how he used to be jacked once. He talks about how he always goes to extremes, has trouble with moderation, and so he burst a blood vessel or something working out so much. Goes to show that Phil doesn't lack in awareness of what he's supposed to say, he just lacks the ability to get it right because he still doesn't ever know enough to be convincing.

 

[Iron Father]

I enjoy the way it contrasts with his story about how he used to be jacked once. He talks about how he always goes to extremes, has trouble with moderation, and so he burst a blood vessel or something working out so much. Goes to show that Phil doesn't lack in awareness of what he's supposed to say, he just lacks the ability to get it right because he still doesn't ever know enough to be convincing.

Exactly. Same with his reetarded drug stories, like when he said he smoked weed and ended up puking and shitting in the toilet simultaneously like a South Park scene. He reveals himself harder than virgins when they LARP as pussy slayers.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He reveals himself harder than virgins when they LARP as pussy slayers.

Which he also did....does?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Exactly. Same with his reetarded drug stories, like when he said he smoked weed and ended up puking and shitting in the toilet simultaneously like a South Park scene. He reveals himself harder than virgins when they LARP as pussy slayers.

That's why I miss the days when he would share more, because he was guaranteed to show the real Phil the more he ran his mouth comfortably. Like giving away that he thought wrestling was real in his 20's, that he didn't know to rotate the cushions on a couch, and of course who can forget the classic "Wolverine Toy Story"? If that last one didn't show the world that he's not a cool guy but a spoiled little baby, I don't know what would.

 

[Iron Father]

One of my favorites is when he said it's been years since he's gone swimming but that "it's pretty easy, people are buoyant, so all you gotta do is be floating at your waist level, and then you leeean forward (does the motion with his hands up) and as you lean you begin to kick your legs..."

I bust up any time I think about it.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Thought of this earlier: Let's say Phil DID try to turn his shit around, and I mean really become the opposite of what he has been his whole life. That's not something anyone does overnight, let alone him, and they never do it alone.

How is Phil supposed to manage rejecting all his life-long tendencies by himself, with no one around to monitor him? Kat doesn't even make herself available to go get food, she clearly does whatever she damn well pleases and nothing else, we know this because Phil never talks about her doing anything that a spouse would do in an actual marriage. There is nothing we know for certain about her that indicates she could be counted on to make any effort to help Phil stay disciplined.

And that's assuming she's ignorant of the full extent of WHY Phil has a need to do a 180, the true depths of his lies. What if she isn't? What if she knows about Champions, the seriousness of his drinking problem, and the mounting pile of back taxes? That means there is absolutely NO chance whatsoever of her pitching in, because if she doesn't do anything already, she's not going to when Phil is asking her to. You HAVE to be even lazier and dumber than Phil to know all that and sit in silence over it. Especially since, like I said, she already doesn't participate in less difficult things.

She could know that stuff and that's WHY she doesn't do anything for him, but I don't think so because that would mean she's sharper than her history shows, and has a plan for when Phil finally ends their ability to live in the Snort Fort. That would require being more ambitious in her career, doing whatever it takes to make more money so she can be sitting pretty while Phil hitch-hikes back to CT. We know she's not doing that because Phil would be passive-aggressively bitching about it. He doesn't want to give us hints of an impending divorce arc, but look at all the other things he tries to hide and winds up exposing to a greater degree than he would if he straight-up said it. He sucks at keeping his shit under wraps.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Thought of this earlier: Let's say Phil DID try to turn his shit around, and I mean really become the opposite of what he has been his whole life. That's not something anyone does overnight, let alone him, and they never do it alone.

How is Phil supposed to manage rejecting all his life-long tendencies by himself, with no one around to monitor him? Kat doesn't even make herself available to go get food, she clearly does whatever she damn well pleases and nothing else, we know this because Phil never talks about her doing anything that a spouse would do in an actual marriage. There is nothing we know for certain about her that indicates she could be counted on to make any effort to help Phil stay disciplined.

And that's assuming she's ignorant of the full extent of WHY Phil has a need to do a 180, the true depths of his lies. What if she isn't? What if she knows about Champions, the seriousness of his drinking problem, and the mounting pile of back taxes? That means there is absolutely NO chance whatsoever of her pitching in, because if she doesn't do anything already, she's not going to when Phil is asking her to. You HAVE to be even lazier and dumber than Phil to know all that and sit in silence over it. Especially since, like I said, she already doesn't participate in less difficult things.

She could know that stuff and that's WHY she doesn't do anything for him, but I don't think so because that would mean she's sharper than her history shows, and has a plan for when Phil finally ends their ability to live in the Snort Fort. That would require being more ambitious in her career, doing whatever it takes to make more money so she can be sitting pretty while Phil hitch-hikes back to CT. We know she's not doing that because Phil would be passive-aggressively bitching about it. He doesn't want to give us hints of an impending divorce arc, but look at all the other things he tries to hide and winds up exposing to a greater degree than he would if he straight-up said it. He sucks at keeping his shit under wraps.

Veering into speculation country at 50 miles an hour here but bare with me.

If we assume that Khet isn't as dumb and lacking in ambition an initiative as many are speculating.

Could the slightly more clown mode and somewhat more unhinged behavior Phil showed yesterday possibly be linked to Khet beginning to show signs of leaving? Signs that even thick as pig shit Phil can pick up on.

During yesterdays unhinged and incoherent copium session known as the "pahd-ah-cast" and the later regular streams something felt "off" about him even more so than usual.

A lot of people in various tractor restream chats picked up on it and the was a fair bit of chatter about what could have happened in Daves world to trigger this.

Playing along with the "Khet isn't a tard" theory, could her distancing herself even more than usual be what has him spooked? We know that Leanna leaving probably is one of the most traumatic events he has ever had, and is shaping the way he acts and behaves even to this day. So Khet peaceing the fuck out has to be one of the things he fear the most.