Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[LostMy1stAccount]

This has probably been said before (couldn't find it in the last few pages) but this whole situation begs the question as to why is DSP able to ship thots he wants pussy from across the country, no issue, but a person in a genuinely tough place, that is now family to him, can't live in their overly big house...

Must be his disdain of "drugees", but boy, that house is way too big for you, and your wife's sister is literally selling her body, getting assaulted, and even considering ending her life, and you seem to not give a fuck.

DSP is not that broke, and could help Jenna reintegrate in society, and have her sister as her support.

If only he cared about literally anyone other than himself.

I hate to play Pigroach advocate here, but there isn't really any reason for him to care about Jenna.
Like somebody said in this thread couple pages ago:
Khet and Jenna last saw each other a decade ago and have no contact whatsoever.
As far as we know they didn't even grew up together, so they are basically only family on paper.
So why should Khet and even less so, Dave, give a pig's ass about some, and I'm sorry for the couple Jenna simps here, crack whore hooker?

Edit to clarify: I know that Jenna's whole situation is fucked up and also pretty sad tbh. but I think we need to stop connecting her so much with DSP and rather start treating her as a seperate lolcow in her own right

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

This has probably been said before (couldn't find it in the last few pages) but this whole situation begs the question as to why is DSP able to ship thots he wants pussy from across the country, no issue, but a person in a genuinely tough place, that is now family to him, can't live in their overly big house...

Must be his disdain of "drugees", but boy, that house is way too big for you, and your wife's sister is literally selling her body, getting assaulted, and even considering ending her life, and you seem to not give a fuck.

DSP is not that broke, and could help Jenna reintegrate in society, and have her sister as her support.

If only he cared about literally anyone other than himself.

I hate to play Pigroach advocate here, but there isn't really any reason for him to care about Jenna.
Like somebody said in this thread couple pages ago:
Khet and Jenna last saw each other a decade ago and have no contact whatsoever.
As far as we know they didn't even grew up together, so they are basically only family on paper.
So why should Khet and even less so, Dave, give a pig's ass about some, and I'm sorry for the couple Jenna simps here, crack whore hooker?

As sad as I find this whole Jenna mess and as much as I detest Phil, I'm with @LostMy1stAccount on this.

I can't fault Phil for not caring about his soulmaides estranged sister. As much as would like to be able to put any shade on Phil in this situation I really can't see how he is to blame in any way.

Would it be nice of him if he did, sure. But for all practical purposes Jenna is just some rando homeless person in California to him, and if he wanted to help a homeless drug addicted person with a fucked up life Seattle is full of those.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

This has probably been said before (couldn't find it in the last few pages) but this whole situation begs the question as to why is DSP able to ship thots he wants pussy from across the country, no issue, but a person in a genuinely tough place, that is now family to him, can't live in their overly big house...

Must be his disdain of "drugees", but boy, that house is way too big for you, and your wife's sister is literally selling her body, getting assaulted, and even considering ending her life, and you seem to not give a fuck.

DSP is not that broke, and could help Jenna reintegrate in society, and have her sister as her support.

If only he cared about literally anyone other than himself.

Have to be honest, if Jenna was my sister in law I wouldn't want her in my house either, she'd be the sort of person who sees kindness and repays it by stealing your tv for drug money. I would offer to help pay for help, or purchase her essentials, but inviting her in would be just asking for trouble

 

[AnOminous]

So why should Khet and even less so, Dave, give a pig's ass about some, and I'm sorry for the couple Jenna simps here, crack whore hooker?

And on top of that, she'd probably bring the drugs with her and the crowd of criminals that brings along with it. It's not like she just smokes a little weed now and then that she gets from some harmless soybeard. And then what? Let her turn tricks in the kahndo? If they got paid rent from her they could both be busted under anti-"pimping" laws just for even indirectly making money from the activity.

There's really not much you can do to help someone who doesn't want it.

 

[Lando Griffin]

Have to be honest, if Jenna was my sister in law I wouldn't want her in my house either, she'd be the sort of person who sees kindness and repays it by stealing your tv for drug money. I would offer to help pay for help, or purchase her essentials, but inviting her in would be just asking for trouble

I have family like Jenna. Jenna is the type of person to walk all over you, and exactly repay your kindness, empathy and such with a big fuck you. Family is a two way street.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I doubt Khat even knows what's going on with Jenna, much less feels any sympathy for the younger half-sister with whom she has not had any contact since their childhood separation.

I don't think that she'll know about it ever since the last time they encountered each other. I might think that she's really unaware about Jenna.

She knows. Phail reads here. And as a robust, flavorful, mature, adult, I have no doubt he's pleading with her to do the right thing and bring her in for food and shelter.

Don't forget.........Phail is better than all of us.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I have family like Jenna. Jenna is the type of person to walk all over you, and exactly repay your kindness, empathy and such with a big fuck you. Family is a two way street.

Jenna is like this with everyone that has tried talking with her. Hostile, playing the hard bitch, and admits to using people whenever she can. I don't know why so many here are being sympathetic to her, well I know why, but it's illogical.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I have family like Jenna. Jenna is the type of person to walk all over you, and exactly repay your kindness, empathy and such with a big fuck you. Family is a two way street.

Thing is, Phil is the same way, and I will gladly throw shade at him over this because his reason for ignoring Jenna isn't a normal one. Either he recognizes his own shitty behavior in her, and judges her harshly while letting himself off the hook completely, or doesn't even think about it, and acts like she doesn't exist simply because that's what he does with everyone who doesn't serve him.

This is why Phil is always wrong even when he's right, because his motive is NEVER a virtuous one. He's Jenna with an ugly body.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I would offer to help pay for help, or purchase her essentials

Sending money to Jenna would just be swapping some money out from Scopely The Jpeg Dealer to Jamarcus The Crack Dealer. There really isn't much Phil could do to help even if he wanted to play Mother Teresa to a stranger.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Jenna is like this with everyone that has tried talking with her. Hostile, playing the hard bitch, and admits to using people whenever she can. I don't know why so many here are being sympathetic to her, well I know why, but it's illogical.

She is mentally ill, living on the street in a major city, female and hooking for a living.
The only way for her to be alive at this point is to be a hard bitch that uses people.

I have sympathy for the same reason I feel sympathy for 95% of all homeless people, they crapped out with bad die rolls during character creation and/or had a horrendous childhood, bad luck and just not enough mental fortitude friends/family to help out.

Blaming a mentally ill person for NOT seeking help is beyond retarded as this is the reason they can't.

Sending money to Jenna would just be swapping some money out from Scopely The Jpeg Dealer to Jamarcus The Crack Dealer. There really isn't much Phil could do to help even if he wanted to play Mother Teresa to a stranger.

The only thing that'll help her in her current situation is being forced into a real mental health facility and get detoxed, and have some competent adult acting as a guardian until she has her shit together.

Giving her money is as you say pointless you might as well just buy the drugs and hand them over. Paying for a meal is at best a band aid on a broken leg.

Letting her stay in your place is as have been said in the thread just asking for getting all your shit taken and probably wrecked when she decides to have a party for all her new friends from the corner.

 

[Iron Hamster]

There really isn't much Phil could do to help even if he wanted to play Mother Teresa to a stranger.

But you don't understand.....................Phail is a charitable human being who doesn't publicly flaunt his phailanthropy. No way he's not helping 'behind-the-scenes'.

 

[Kosher Dill]

But you don't understand.....................Phail is a charitable human being who doesn't publicly flaunt his phailanthropy. No way he's not helping 'behind-the-scenes'.

I bet he always hits the "Round up to the nearest dollar for Jenna" option at Fred Meyer.

 

[Asperchewy]

Don’t worry, I just bought our girl a couple of slices of pizza.

You sir, are a goddamned madlad. Im suprised you're still alive and I hope you got tested.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

 

[TheGoutburglar]

But you don't understand.....................Phail is a charitable human being who doesn't publicly flaunt his phailanthropy. No way he's not helping 'behind-the-scenes'.

There's no way the pigroach would refrain from trying to make himself look good by pretending to help his sister-in-law if he had the brains to think of such an idea and wasn't also too lazy to exert himself maintaining such bullshit long-term.

That's what we must always remember any time BCB reaches a new low, is the fact that no matter how shitty he gets, his idiocy and laziness ensure there's a cap, because imagine how awful he would be if he were smarter and more ambitious. Imagine him realizing years ago that his replacement for Leanna has a sister he can use for fake charity purposes, and was all over it.

Out of all the possible variations of this piece of shit, be glad we're in the timeline that has the most pathetic one, not the most capable one.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Poor bitch seems to be trying to cope with her childhood trauma and all the pain, misery, and hopelessness regarding it, with even more pain, misery, and hopelessness.

Really the most I could hope for with her is that she cleans up *just* enough to be some mad lad's crazy bitch girlfriend that acts out and speaks wild but only sticks to chain-smoking blunts and getting railed like mad by virtue of her not being a ham beast. She needs to find a pigroach that'll house her, like her lobotomized sister, essentially. It wouldn't be too far removed from her current... lifestyle? but without all the really fucked up intense shit like being a crackhead that gets beaten and raped by whatever dude that feels spicy enough to do that.

I would want her to at least aspire to be that manageable level of fucked that I believe most other people maintain, where they may not live the healthiest life but at least they're not prostituting themselves around and becoming the victim of a sexual/violent assault on the regular. Though unfortunately that looks like something that requires way more self-restraint and self-respect than she can, or is willing to, amass.

It seems most likely that she's just going to walk out of the hospital, and right into the ratty stained bed of another "client" because, in her mind, she's a worthless bitch that deserves to die, so getting assaulted like this is just par for the course and she shouldn't bother to think she deserves any better. The cycle begins anew.

 

[Non Incestual CK3 Player]

Man for someone of such a big ego, Phil certainly has married down in society, I hope his parents are proud of his humility.

 

[TurdFondler]

No matter what you can never give junkies money or invite them into your home. Paying for inpatient treatment or getting her legitimate help, even helping her move would all be better than trying to help personally. Junkies aren't really people anymore, they're dope fiends. They will always play victim and try to garner sympathy but only as a means to more drugs.

Girl needs institutional help.

 

[The Black Prince]

No matter what you can never give junkies money or invite them into your home. Paying for inpatient treatment or getting her legitimate help, even helping her move would all be better than trying to help personally. Junkies aren't really people anymore, they're dope fiends. They will always play victim and try to garner sympathy but only as a means to more drugs.

Girl needs institutional help.

It's sad and goes against what many people thing would be the right thing to do but you are right.

 

[TurdFondler]

It's why junkies end up on the street. They burn all their bridges and their friends and family have to cut ties to save themselves.