Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
That isn't true. She didn't get her GED until recently.
Her resume states that she stopped going to high school in mid 2011. She didn't officially get with Phil until December of 2011.
you forget that they probably talked for some amount of time before then. i doubt she just moved into his house out of nowhere. there's compelling evidence she talked to phil while she was underage, 17 or even younger. if she started talking to phillip when she was 18, why wouldn't she just finish high school? there would be a few months left, may as well.
 
That isn't true. She didn't get her GED until recently.
Her resume states that she stopped going to high school in mid 2011. She didn't officially get with Phil until December of 2011.
That's correct. She didn't start talking to Phil until exactly the day she turned 18.
 
you forget that they probably talked for some amount of time before then. i doubt she just moved into his house out of nowhere. there's compelling evidence she talked to phil while she was underage, 17 or even younger. if she started talking to phillip when she was 18, why wouldn't she just finish high school? there would be a few months left, may as well.
I can't deal with speculation like that.

That's correct. She didn't start talking to Phil until exactly the day she turned 18.
I mean, as long as they started talking in September, October, November or December.... He did nothing wrong... He did everything correct.
 
And Phil has slipped up several times and revealed Khet plays the same games he does.
Or Phil is copying her, out of having no original thoughts. Remember, same guy dedicated a stream to showing everyone what she did in Animal Crossing.
I'd think if she had other gaming hobbies, Phil would latch onto those.
I just find it funny that his words paint a picture of her being the exact opposite. Meaning, she doesn't seem to have liked anything he tried to get her into.
He can't help but overshare, and he wasn't exactly shy about mentioning if Leanna was out of the house.
Well that probably explains why he lets everyone know when Kat is out of the house, then. Still doesn't explain why she gets out by having a job, especially if she's really a wood board with make-up spray-painted on it. Not the type of person I expect to like the idea of working. I mean it explains why the job is a measly one, but why even bother with that unless you need that little bit of cash?

As for it being gacha money, 1) Phil loves to project, and his story about paying for Wi-Fi on a flight was probably an example, and 2) if Kat plays mobile games, that means the pigroach has been outdone by somebody his detractors consider to barely qualify as human, because there's no way she has spent as much as he has, due to insufficient funds.

Also, I dare not hope for an arc wherein Kat learns of what Phil could afford for them to BOTH waste on gacha, and clobbers him with her hooves in a fit of insane jealousy. How's THAT for a hospital story? lol
Maybe Phil, being scared of losing Pandalee, would kick his gacha addiction and today be debt free, married to Pandalee and happy.
A reminder that Phil lives in Washington because his mother expressed concerns about his frivolousness, and has never once admitted to being thoroughly in the wrong about anything.
 
Well that probably explains why he lets everyone know when Kat is out of the house, then. Still doesn't explain why she gets out by having a job, especially if she's really a wood board with make-up spray-painted on it. Not the type of person I expect to like the idea of working. I mean it explains why the job is a measly one, but why even bother with that unless you need that little bit of cash?
She's pretending to be an adult. She feels less useless if she can tell herself she's working a job. It's the same reason Phil emphasizes his work schedule/makes it sound like he's doing overtime after a stream with all his "business stuff" aka uploading videos in the wrong order. It's also why I suspect they wanted to get married. They won't feel like losers who haven't accomplished anything in their life because they're going through the checklist of what mature adults do in their mind. It's like how Phil claimed to exercise constantly, but when pressed, he meant he walks up and down the stairs every day and carries milk into the condo on his day off. Khet can claim to have a steady career and be a hard worker, which is why she needs to stay in and enjoy herself playing Skyrim or whatever on her days off, while leaving out the fact she barely works 20 hours a week. If you think about it reasonably it makes no sense because Khet is only lying to herself, but Khet married DSP, so I don't think there's any world where you can call her reasonable.

I'm going to put on the tinfoil hat of generosity, but it is possible Khet wants a better job and is just too dumb to figure out how. If Phil is to be believed, which is always a big if, she's expressed frustration at not being able to get anything above entry level minimum wage stuff. She might think if she just stays at a place long enough, she'll get promoted upwards despite doing nothing to improve her skills, accept more responsibility or even work full time hours.
 
I'm going to put on the tinfoil hat of generosity, but it is possible Khet wants a better job and is just too dumb to figure out how. If Phil is to be believed, which is always a big if, she's expressed frustration at not being able to get anything above entry level minimum wage stuff. She might think if she just stays at a place long enough, she'll get promoted upwards despite doing nothing to improve her skills, accept more responsibility or even work full time hours.
I can believe this before I can believe she cares nearly as much about LARPing as a real adult, nearly as much as someone who puts their whole life out there for everyone to see. She may not share the over-sharing trait with Phil, but that doesn't rule out the possibility of other things they may have in common, like not knowing what it takes to get ahead.

Then again, because that describes the pigroach, and so does the act of projecting...
 
I can believe this before I can believe she cares nearly as much about LARPing as a real adult, nearly as much as someone who puts their whole life out there for everyone to see. She may not share the over-sharing trait with Phil, but that doesn't rule out the possibility of other things they may have in common, like not knowing what it takes to get ahead.

Then again, because that describes the pigroach, and so does the act of projecting...
I think you're underestimating the number of people that pretend/embellish how much of an adult they are. It's very much not something limited to the goutsphere. I'd even say it's fairly common with a lot of lolcows. It basically boils down to not being the bottom rung of a ladder. If Khet is working, she's better off than all those so called adults that don't even have a part time job. Or "cat parents" who, like Phil, want to have a family without actually having to put in the work of raising a real family. Sure, some people use it jokingly, but others genuinely think that raising a pet is basically the same as having a kid.

On paper, with no knowledge of the goutsphere, Khet would sound like a fairly normal person. She's been married for a few years, lives in a gated community and has steady employment. But when you actually dissect those details it falls apart. Both her and her husband apparently forgot about their anniversary entirely, the gated community is a sad middle condo unit and her employment is her bouncing around from part time jobs. But Khet doesn't want to face reality, so she continues to cling to the illusion while distracting herself with her 900th playthrough of Skyrim.
 
I think you're underestimating the number of people that pretend/embellish how much of an adult they are.
No, I'm well aware of it being a thing, I just fail to see enough evidence of it in someone with seemingly fewer connections to the outside world than her hermit of a husband. There's a reason Mr. Massive Insecurity spends his life on the internet lying to everybody else as much as he does to himself, and Kat doesn't.

If we found out she had co-workers and neighbors she hung out with and lied to all the time about her "family" and how "busy and fulfilled" she is, I would agree with your assessment, because that sounds like Phil, applied to in-person interactions. Which is what the majority of fakers are like.

Phil never talks about this stuff, so it either doesn't happen or Kat doesn't mention it because they're not a real couple, despite being the same fucking person. Which makes no sense, but it is still possible because we live in clown world.
 
No, I'm well aware of it being a thing, I just fail to see enough evidence of it in someone with seemingly fewer connections to the outside world than her hermit of a husband. There's a reason Mr. Massive Insecurity spends his life on the internet lying to everybody else as much as he does to himself, and Kat doesn't.

If we found out she had co-workers and neighbors she hung out with and lied to all the time about her "family" and how "busy and fulfilled" she is, I would agree with your assessment, because that sounds like Phil, applied to in-person interactions. Which is what the majority of fakers are like.

Phil never talks about this stuff, so it either doesn't happen or Kat doesn't mention it because they're not a real couple, despite being the same fucking person. Which makes no sense, but it is still possible because we live in clown world.
It's not about lying to everyone else, it's about lying to yourself. One difference between Khet and Phil is Phil craves respect and ego stroking from his audience. Khet doesn't really seem to care much about them because she's seemingly more of a hermit than Phil is. But she can justify being a hermit because of said lies. If she starts to feel like a loser, she can fall back on things like "I have a job, I'm married, I have a place to live etc."

As with most things with Khet, it's something we can ultimately only speculate on. Hard evidence regarding anything Khet related is lacking since she has no social presence to speak of. I mean, if we really want to go down that route, can we actually prove she's even working at all? The last hard proof we had of Khet working was the bankruptcy documents, but based on the hints Phil dropped, she either quit (or got fired) from that job and started working somewhere else. Or at least looking for a job, since she was also complaining about not being able to get anything.

The other popular theory is she's working as part of some grand scheme to leave Phil/have enough for a divorce arc or whatever. I guess it isn't impossible, but I'd think if it was her plan, she'd want to work more hours to speed it up. You can only get so far doing retail work 20 hours a week, even if you don't have any other expenses. Along the same lines, it might just be a weird pride thing. I think this still goes back to pretending to be an adult, but she might try and justify not being a complete leech in her mind by using her minimal income to buy games for herself instead of asking Phil. Plus, it's one less reason to talk to Phil. Short of Khet spilling the beans, which seems almost impossible, I don't know if we'll ever get a solid answer on why she gallops out of the gout stable to work a couple hours each week.
 
Kat probably just has a part-time job in order to maintain some semblance of financial independence. Phil loves to say she has "her own bills" and I think that's true to some degree.

Is her phone plan separate from Phil's, for example?
 
Kat probably just has a part-time job in order to maintain some semblance of financial independence. Phil loves to say she has "her own bills" and I think that's true to some degree.

Is her phone plan separate from Phil's, for example?
If you look at the financial leaks, it seems like Kat may have been added to his plan the last few months of the data we have.
 
would phil fight a divorce with Kat?
remember how desperate he was to replace Leanna so he latched onto the first person he found?
the fact he rushed into a marriage with her suggests he did that for some reason or another.
here's another note. would Kat spill the beans on phil if asked? Leanna wanting to move on is probably why she didn't, but Kat seems like the type who'd do it if paid.
 
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would phil fight a divorce with Kat?
remember how desperate he was to replace Leanna so he latched onto the first person he found?
the fact he rushed into a marriage with her suggests he did that for some reason or another.
here's another note. would Kat spill the beans on phil if asked? Leanna wanting to move on is probably why she didn't, but Kat seems like the type who'd do it if paid.
I'm leaning towards no on both accounts. Phil only puts in effort when he absolutely has to. He'll actively eat financial loss after financial loss as long as it isn't something he has to directly deal with. Just look at how he handled his condo. He only declared bankruptcy when it became his only option, and he still hasn't made any effort to change his spending, pay off tax debt or develop any sort of savings. He'd ramp up his begging/complaining for sure, but he'd otherwise roll over and take it.

I think he'd try to replace Khet ASAP like he did with Leanna. His ego can't talk the hit of not having someone else in the gout mansion, otherwise, he'll have to do more mental gymnastics to explain how he's a real mature adult.

Khet probably has a price to spill the beans, but I don't think anyone is willing to pay it. I'm sure Leanna got/still gets bombarded by requests to talk about Phil. Part of why she doesn't is presumably moving on, but it doesn't help that the requests come from a community that mocked/insulted her. Leanna at least had a few defenders, but the closest Khet has to defenders is people who think she's such a retard that Phil is taking advantage of her.
 
but the closest Khet has to defenders is people who think she's such a retard that Phil is taking advantage of her.
but at the same time, Kat never cared for phil at all, she saw him as free housing. she also never built a real connection with phil.
in order for leanna to spill the beans, she has to be very critical of herself because she was infatuated with phil to some degree.
 
but at the same time, Kat never cared for phil at all, she saw him as free housing. she also never built a real connection with phil.
in order for leanna to spill the beans, she has to be very critical of herself because she was infatuated with phil to some degree.
Fair, but I'm saying Khet wouldn't want to spill secrets because we're pretty open with how little we think of her. I can't imagine the place where she's routinely called an autistic horse and treated as a punchline is high on her list of places she wants to hang out. With the former paypigs and stuff, they usually come here because they're either jilted lovers who are hurt over Phil not caring about them, or they're desperate for attention that they finally realized they aren't getting from Phil. Given the social media blackout, I don't think Khet wants attention, and like you said, she doesn't have an emotional connection to Phil to pull an Anony. I guess there's a world where she does it for money, and if people want to throw cash at her, eh, that's their decision. But I absolutely don't think it's worth it/bet they'd be pretty disappointed with whatever information Khet could give away. It's probably some amusing anecdotes and could confirm things that we basically already know, but I don't think there'd be any enlightening bombshells.

I think the most interest stuff she could provide is information on how they got together in the first place, since that's a bit of a questionmark. And stuff like the state of the gout mansion are certainly funny to hear about, but I don't think anyone's mind would be blown to get confirmation that it's a dirty hovel, or Phil spends most of his non-stream time playing on his phone and ordering door dash. I bet she wouldn't even be able to give as detailed financial information as some of the more dedicated posters here could.
 
I think the most interest stuff she could provide is information on how they got together in the first place, since that's a bit of a questionmark. And stuff like the state of the gout mansion are certainly funny to hear about, but I don't think anyone's mind would be blown to get confirmation that it's a dirty hovel, or Phil spends most of his non-stream time playing on his phone and ordering door dash. I bet she wouldn't even be able to give as detailed financial information as some of the more dedicated posters here could.
The point behind getting her to talk (not that I'm advocating doing it) wouldn't be to gather info we don't already have. It would be to drive a knife in Phil's heart. There's a difference between how he felt when people speculated about his private life with Leanna, and how he felt after she told everybody he doesn't put out. He gets pissed enough about what we theorize here, imagine if she confirmed shit. ANY of it. All it would really take is her destroying his claims of being busy working, or revealing that he does indeed spend very little time with her, by choice, and he would pout about it for the rest of his life.
 
would phil fight a divorce with Kat?
remember how desperate he was to replace Leanna so he latched onto the first person he found?
the fact he rushed into a marriage with her suggests he did that for some reason or another.
here's another note. would Kat spill the beans on phil if asked? Leanna wanting to move on is probably why she didn't, but Kat seems like the type who'd do it if paid.
I think he would fight a divorce with her. He's hinged a large part of his ego to the whole idea of being a successful married businessman (despite all of the evidence to the contrary) to impress the tards and the last thing he wants is to loose it. Especially with how few shits his own "fans" give about him. He also knows that he'd have no chanc to even hide it.

But I doubt she'd ever "spill the beans". Considering the last time she had any direct interaction with the vortex she was "bullied" away from ever reappearing. Besides it's better for everyone, besides piggy, that she remained silent. Like with the panda, if she did remain silent, piggy would have no method to paint her as some malicious actor against him unlike when Rambo and Howard spoke about him and he used that to paint them as backstabbers. It's better to leave him alone as leaving him with nothing to latch onto makes him act out to one up what he did with them even if it incredibly wasteful of him.
 
how he felt after she told everybody he doesn't put out.
I see this claim used quite a bit, always just chalked it up to a meme, but was there an actual instance when Phil reacted to the Leanna "better than the sex I'm not getting" clip? Did a troll bring it up and he lashed out?
 
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