Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Lie better Phail. In this economy the only employment screening is to put a mirror under the applicant's nose. If they fog it up they're hired. Chris Chan could get a job if he wanted.

The only job Kat could lose is Momwife. And it looks like she's on strike. Or she's "moonlighting"... ;)
 
She worked at gamestop? Too bad she is not working there. That could have been super useful for DSP. She could have NOT pick up games after she finishes and NOT bring it home, instead they could have drive back on their day off, just like how she did with the food. Because fuck logic.
Sry for the broken tenses.
 
It'd be absolutely crazy to call that MAC location and say you're doing a reference check for a former employee of theirs, and ask if they had the opportunity, would they hire her back. That'd be just quackin' crazy, Jimbo.
 
ReentryPhantom said:
Where did you get this info? Does she have a resume out there somewhere? Why is her 2 years of college not listed?
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I have a few sources who like to drop by and have me put out their information for them. I would hope she has a resume out with that kind of a gap in work history. No idea why her college wasn't listed.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I87LZ0FH16o&t=3406s

Hmmm this was back in April which was between the Fred Meyer job and the Makeup artist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhQ5Pj5Buc0&t=2715s

This was the next day. Sounds like either Kat lied that she was still employed up to that point or there might be some reporting error on when she was officially no longer employed with Fred Meyer. Still, looks like it lines up back when Phil was talking about when Kat was trying to get her new job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9KzvI0CtS8&t=110s ("Weird" schedule)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-36dgl_vr8&t=3853s ("She had leadership positions in the past")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc5ZRJz8JkQ&t=1011s (Kat still has not got her new work schedule dated March 10th 2021)
 
You know what'd be fucking funny? If DSP had no idea she actually lost her job at MAC, and she is actually leaving the house and doing whatever, telling him she's going to work. MASSIVE optimism here.
 
After lasting so long at Fred Meyer I wonder why she only lasted half a year at the Cosmetics place.

I wonder if she was 'employed' as a salon student (it's a total racket) and after the school period failed to pass her nail/hair tests.

Or is it just a store that sells makeup supplies.
 
DiabeticSP said:
After lasting so long at Fred Meyer I wonder why she only lasted half a year at the Cosmetics place.
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IIRC she was having "problems at her work place and that was stressing her out". At least is that what Phil said.

He then went on a rant on bad coworkers or something and sometimes he would stop the stream to talk to Khet on the phone.
 
UaineRunei said:
IIRC she was having "problems at her work place and that was stressing her out". At least is that what Phil said.

He then went on a rant on bad coworkers or something and sometimes he would stop the stream to talk to Khet on the phone.
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The only Washington location of MAC that offers Consultation/etc Services is 'Union Station' which doesn't appear to be the mall location. So it seems like she wasn't doing nails or whatever but just selling cosmetics.


So good job fucking that up, Kat. Should have stayed at Fred Meyer.
 
UaineRunei said:
IIRC she was having "problems at her work place and that was stressing her out". At least is that what Phil said.

He then went on a rant on bad coworkers or something.
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That fits with most complaints about that Person in Charge title. It is a made up retail role where the wage slave works more, has more responsibility, but none of the pay or benefits. It is like working 40+ hours and still being considered part time.
 
PieceofShet said:
She worked at gamestop? Too bad she is not working there. That could have been super useful for DSP. She could have NOT pick up games after she finishes and NOT bring it home, instead they could have drive back on their day off, just like how she did with the food. Because fuck logic.
Sry for the broken tenses.
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GameStop Coworker '' So Kat what does your husband do''

Khet ''Neigh Whiney! He's a Twitch streamer full time, he goes by DSP''

GSCW ''Oh wait It's the guy! Im watching his TWITCH''

Khet leaves her employment at Gamestop
 
To be fair considering how catty and generally bitchy salon girls can get, I imagine the high school-college age girls working at a mall makeup store are waaaaay more viscious towards the retard 30 something working part time shifts there.

Unironically I bet they made Kat cry at least once before she was either pushed out with less hours or fired for being shitty at working. She just lacks the ability to hide and avoid eye contact she would have had at Fred Meyer since retards stocking shelves is the norm and not the exception at a grocery store.
 
ReentryPhantom said:
You know what'd be fucking funny? If DSP had no idea she actually lost her job at MAC, and she is actually leaving the house and doing whatever, telling him she's going to work. MASSIVE optimism here.
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"-Where you going honey?
-Work. What will you do while im not here?
-Chill, definetly not on my phone spending money.
-Ok, bye.
-Bye."
 
DeeTracktor said:
GameStop Coworker '' So Kat what does your husband do''

Khet "IT'S MA'AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

GSCW ''Oh wait It's the guy! Im watching his TWITCH''

Khet leaves her employment at Gamestop
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ftfy
DiabeticSP said:
Unironically I bet they made Kat cry at least once
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Wait.....................they're the ones that told her Phail lost his partnership? :story:
 
Agent Proper said:
Subject: Katherine "SoulMare" Burnell

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Location: Renton, Washington USA

Occupation: Unknown/ Unemployed

Email: Katburnell90@gmail.com

Phone: +14257289121

Education: Lindin High School
7201 Silver Lake Rd, Linden, MI 48451
(810) 591-0410
www.lindenschools.org

Linden Community Schools

Learning. Creating. Succeeding.
www.lindenschools.org www.lindenschools.org

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(Fly Eagles fly)

Katherine, a self described hard working, determined, and driven individual (citation needed) with over 10 years* of retail and customer service experience. Has been MIA from the public eye since her wedding to one Philip "Pig Roach" Burnell.

Last known place of employment:

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MAC Cosmetics- Tukwila, WA
(807 Southcenter, Space 1470 (in Southcenter Mall) Tukwila, WA 98188 United States)
(206) 246-1166
Employment term: May 2021 to December 2021
Job Title: Makeup Artist *not taking the piss*

Previous Employers:

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Fred Meyer's-Renton, WA. (365 Renton Center Way SW (at S 3rd St.) Renton, WA 98057 United States)
(425) 204-5200
Employment term: October of 2018 to February 2021
Job Title: Apparel Associate/ Person in Charge

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Kohl’s
Employment term: October 2016 to September 2018
Job Title: Sales Floor Clerk/Cashier

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Gamestop
Employment term: November 2017 to January 2018
Job Title: Seasonal Sales Associate

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Taco Bell
Employment term: July 2015 to September 2016
Job Title: Cashier

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Meijer
Employment term: July 2010 to April 2014

As of April of 2022 Kathrine is still believed to be unemployed, trapped in the Snort Fort, while DSP lies about her whereabouts and tell his Retarded fans she is working.

You can stop lying now Phil, have fun Kiwis don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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My good sir can you please delete this, sir, Phil's wife is not a public figure sir.
 
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