Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
I've never understood this about Kat either. She's never needed to work while with Phil, why would she be taking these shit retail jobs? Why did she cheat on Subaru Jeff, who by any metric other than money is a far more desirable man than Phil, just to be in a similar situation? Many things don't add up concerning her.
This assumes Subaru Jeff isn't a cunt. TBH, the type of person to put hair-floating bass in their vehicles has always come off cunty to me, but maybe Jeff's an exception. I suspect Phil just represented himself as having far more available money than he does b/c of his gacha spending. Probably also promised nice things--trips, etc.
 
I've never understood this about Kat either. She's never needed to work while with Phil, why would she be taking these shit retail jobs? Why did she cheat on Subaru Jeff, who by any metric other than money is a far more desirable man than Phil, just to be in a similar situation? Many things don't add up concerning her.
Maybe she didn't go to college after all and it was just Phil upselling her. Having a job when you're a sugarbaby is smart. It's not like she's been very succesful at milking Phil. Soulmaid couldn't even get a shitty trip to Japan. But at least she gets room and board and keeps her own money. She'll also have a shot at alimony soon enough.

All in all, that marriage was transactional from day 1. Khet heard the story about a sad but loaded alkie and her eyes turnes into dahller signs and the rest is history. They are a good couple in the sense that they deserve each other.
 
I've never understood this about Kat either. She's never needed to work while with Phil, why would she be taking these shit retail jobs? Why did she cheat on Subaru Jeff, who by any metric other than money is a far more desirable man than Phil, just to be in a similar situation? Many things don't add up concerning her.
It's a bit of mystery, what we can say is that Phil likes to live "dangerously" in terms of his finances, spends it like water, has no savings account to speak of, leaves tax spending to the last minute etc. So as far as he's concerned, he can't cover the immediate financial needs of Kat not only because he doesn't seem to care about her that much at all, but because he's incapable of doing so when drawing upon how much he spends and wastes on himself.

Phil is most certainly leaving her in the dark about a lot of things, how much? We don't know exactly, but it's clear for a long time it was necessary for her to be working some form of employment to make an ahnest living, I wonder if Phil will give her the push to start trying to find work again because he doesn't want to cover for her any more than he can right now, whilst Kat might be burnt out from retail work or is depressed from job hopping so much.
 
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Anyone remember this (Kohl's in Tukwila, Washington google review):
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I had to dig this up to see if the dates matched, unfortunately they don't. The "heavy eye makeup" line made me think it was done by a troll at the time, but if the dates lined up I would have changed my mind.
 
If I was in a position to speak to kat, my recommendation for her would be to look into the medical field. Seriously, nursing programs will pass people who barely speak english and can barely walk up a flight of stairs. She'd fit right in as a new CNA or something. She has all the time in the world to study up and go to class while pigroach does his shit streams.
She's not Pinoy enough for nursing.
 
Maybe she didn't go to college after all and it was just Phil upselling her. Having a job when you're a sugarbaby is smart. It's not like she's been very succesful at milking Phil. Soulmaid couldn't even get a shitty trip to Japan. But at least she gets room and board and keeps her own money. She'll also have a shot at alimony soon enough.

All in all, that marriage was transactional from day 1. Khet heard the story about a sad but loaded alkie and her eyes turnes into dahller signs and the rest is history. They are a good couple in the sense that they deserve each other.
She claimed to have attended 2 years of university on the marriage license so she is going along with the lie, even if it was Phil's idea originally. My guess is that she flunked out and left it off her CV because "dropout" is embarrassing and isn't that different fro high school diploma or GED on a job application.
 
I've never understood this about Kat either. She's never needed to work while with Phil, why would she be taking these shit retail jobs? Why did she cheat on Subaru Jeff, who by any metric other than money is a far more desirable man than Phil, just to be in a similar situation? Many things don't add up concerning her.

I imagine phil paypigs pay for the basics. Like room and food and maybe a small allowance to ensure she doesn't file for divorce. And then they both stay out of each other's way. The Kroger money is pure disposable income gravy on top. Even a female hikkomori likes some treats every now and then. A box of eyeshadow here and a new PS5 there even though your alleged husband already has one. An automatic roughly middle class life working a few hours with the rest of the day free to spend on shopping sprees or sink into plain Skyrim as you see fit. Basically living alone with noone to bother you or tell you what to do as long as you avoid the snort wing of the house. Its a deal many neets would take.
 
The first one, and this is from ignorance, is would a nationwide chain really let a low-level employee move between stores like this? I just don't know enough about how big retailers work to know how big of an inconvenience letting Kat transfer would be for the Michigan or Washington stores.
Yes they would.
This was AGES ago but will still spoil as MINOR PL.
I used to work at Staples. I did pretty well and thought I would move down a state. I asked my boss if I could transfer and they said we had a store down state.
If she was more then a warm body yeah her boss would work with her to stay in the company.
 
Yes they would.
This was AGES ago but will still spoil as MINOR PL.
I used to work at Staples. I did pretty well and thought I would move down a state. I asked my boss if I could transfer and they said we had a store down state.
If she was more then a warm body yeah her boss would work with her to stay in the company.
the reason companies let you transfer like that is because you're already within the company system. it's really easy for them to move you to another location because you've already done the interview process, have a bank associated with them and presumably don't need any new training.
Maybe she didn't go to college after all and it was just Phil upselling her.
didnt we find her resume somewhere and she has an associates degree of some sort.
 
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This assumes Subaru Jeff isn't a cunt. TBH, the type of person to put hair-floating bass in their vehicles has always come off cunty to me, but maybe Jeff's an exception. I suspect Phil just represented himself as having far more available money than he does b/c of his gacha spending. Probably also promised nice things--trips, etc.
I think it's worth bearing in mind that Jeff was like 22 at the time he caught Kathy texting Phil in front of him and kicked her out.
@ReentryPhantom can correct me if I'm wrong but if I remember Jeff was 18 and Kathy was 23 when they started dating.
Just something to keep in mind when speculating on their relationship.
Like in the 'Hair Tricks' videos I think Jeff was like 19 or 20 at the time. Not sure if I'm remembering this right but I think Jeff had a decent job as a car mechanic or something as well and also covered the housing bills for both of them.
He was certainly able to kick her out of his house at the drop of a hat, and there is also 15 month gap in her employment history from April 2014 to July 2015 during a time they were together.

I also find it kind of interesting that it seems she had to pick up a 2nd job at GameStop at the end of 2017 to make ends meet having to support herself. It says she was just hired as Holiday Seasonal help, usually if you aren't fucking useless it's not hard to get a place to keep you on. So it wasn't just the place she had been renting month-to-month not offering the lease to her for February 2018, it was also because she had lost her 2nd job at the start of January. Just interesting how Phil leaves out the part that would imply he has offered to take care of her financially but shares the part about her living in a month-to-month leased flophouse.
 
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I think it's worth bearing in mind that Jeff was like 22 at the time he caught Kathy texting Phil in front of him and kicked her out.
@ReentryPhantom can correct me if I'm wrong but if I remember Jeff was 18 and Kathy was 23 when they started dating.
Just something to keep in mind when speculating on their relationship.
Like in the 'Hair Tricks' videos I think Jeff was like 19 or 20 at the time. Not sure if I'm remembering this right but I think Jeff had a decent job as a car mechanic or something as well and also covered the housing bills for both of them.
He was certainly able to kick her out of his house at the drop of a hat, and there is also 15 month gap in her employment history from April 2014 to July 2015 during uring a time they were together.

I also find it kind of interesting that it seems she had to pick up a 2nd job at GameStop at the end of 2017 to make ends meet having to support herself. It says she was just hired as Holiday Seasonal help, usually if you aren't fucking useless it's not hard to get a place to keep you on. So it wasn't just the place she had been renting month-to-month not offering the lease to her for February 2018, it was also because she had lost her 2nd job at the start of January. Just interesting how Phil leaves out the part that would imply he has offered to take care of her financially but shares the part about her living in a month-to-month leased flophouse.
Yeah that is correct. Jeff is a little younger than Kat is. I think you have the age gap correct.
 
This assumes Subaru Jeff isn't a cunt. TBH, the type of person to put hair-floating bass in their vehicles has always come off cunty to me, but maybe Jeff's an exception. I suspect Phil just represented himself as having far more available money than he does b/c of his gacha spending. Probably also promised nice things--trips, etc.
Given the way he lies for no reason, I imagine the ones he told her were real whoppers.
 
What a surprise. Fuck all work experience and a job hopper to boot.

Her employment prospects are nil. Phil attracts codependency like flies to shit.
 
I also find it kind of interesting that it seems she had to pick up a 2nd job at GameStop at the end of 2017 to make ends meet having to support herself. It says she was just hired as Holiday Seasonal help, usually if you aren't fucking useless it's not hard to get a place to keep you on. So it wasn't just the place she had been renting month-to-month not offering the lease to her for February 2018, it was also because she had lost her 2nd job at the start of January. Just interesting how Phil leaves out the part that would imply he has offered to take care of her financially but shares the part about her living in a month-to-month leased flophouse.
Also really proves how much of a loser Kat is, she tried picking up a job that was supposed to support herself, and ends up being hired to help for a reasonably short time. There's just a lot of good jobs that she can just pick instead of just taking a second job in GameStop for just a limited time.
She's as much of a loser Phil could get, huh.
 
Also really proves how much of a loser Kat is, she tried picking up a job that was supposed to support herself, and ends up being hired to help for a reasonably short time. There's just a lot of good jobs that she can just pick instead of just taking a second job in GameStop for just a limited time.
She's as much of a loser Phil could get, huh.
Worse part, it's GameStop. I'd bet anything her former manager threw her and the other seasonal employees under the bus to cover for the stores shrink. A re-hire is next to impossible.

GameStop is remarkably cut throat.
 
This assumes Subaru Jeff isn't a cunt. TBH, the type of person to put hair-floating bass in their vehicles has always come off cunty to me, but maybe Jeff's an exception. I suspect Phil just represented himself as having far more available money than he does b/c of his gacha spending. Probably also promised nice things--trips, etc.
Car stereo people tend to be douche bags when they're white or Asian, and pathetic attention whores when they're black. Both are lolcows in a smaller scale.

Kat wasn't going to attract a handsome, ambitious man with a promising career. I can't really feel any animosity toward her though. She had a fucked up childhood. She married the first pigroach that would provide a nice roof over her head and not beat her/try to commit an exorcist on her.

What a surprise. Fuck all work experience and a job hopper to boot.

Her employment prospects are nil. Phil attracts codependency like flies to shit.
If I was the manager at a retailer or grocery store, or restaurant, I would totally hire Kat over Phil. Her resume is hirable for entry-level jobs. I would not count on Phil lasting a week if I hired him.
 
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