Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
I'm not entirely convinced that's Dave in the photo and not just any greasy Polack. Has any autist matched up the shirt with any of his known begging shirts?
The passenger is unrecognizable.
 
Kosher Dill said:
I'm not entirely convinced that's Dave in the photo and not just any greasy Polack. Has any autist matched up the shirt with any of his known begging shirts?
The passenger is unrecognizable.
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I believe it's the Mario characters/Beatles shirt. Matches what he was wearing on stream that day too.
 
100% that's Phil, but Kat actually looks bizarre. It's hard to tell without the retarded make-up but she looks like a dude.

I pray that's just DoorDash gains and not baby weight. ☠️
 
Something Phil does a lot is how easily he calls other people idiots/incompetent/morons, etc, from trolls to game developers and now to store employees if they do something he doesn't like or interfers with his routine. . I havent really seen his vlogs for when he used to hang out with his friends (back when he had friends), but from what I seen his humor relied on putting or at least trying to put others down.

I sometimes wonder if this aspect comes into play in his relationship with Kat. Like whenever she messes up or does something he doesn't like, does he "jokingly" throw the word dumb at her? Its a thought that came to me recently and I found interesting
 
Q_Anon1001 said:
Something Phil does a lot is how easily he calls other people idiots/incompetent/morons, etc, from trolls to game developers and now to store employees if they do something he doesn't like or interfers with his routine. . I havent really seen his vlogs for when he used to hang out with his friends (back when he had friends), but from what I seen his humor relied on putting or at least trying to put others down.

I sometimes wonder if this aspect comes into play in his relationship with Kat. Like whenever she messes up or does something he doesn't like, does he "jokingly" throw the word dumb at her? Its a thought that came to me recently and I found interesting
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Does he call her fat? Or is it all too obvious she is trying to fill the vacuum with food that Phil has left between her legs with his absent dick?
 
The pic looks shopped tbh, especially where Phil's face is superimposed over Kat's. The quality is so shit that nobody can really tell.

Whatever, we'll know by tomorrow based on how Phil reacts.
 
If real, have to assume that she is now a xer or something. Was always a dummy, and not difficult to imagine she fell into a reddit rabbit-hole with the pronouns and all. Might explain DSP being weird when it comes to "sensitive matters," but never really being wholehearted about it.
 
Well for the vast majority of you guys who were saying she was definetly putting on some pounds based on the wedding photographs and then all extravagant door dash trips and how much Phil was spending on his grocery shopping trips, it's safe to say that the fact that she's ballooned up that much in the face shouldn't be that surprising.

However I am very curious about if this mentally ill shit head detractor managed to get a shot of her plump face when leaving the gas station, could he have been able to get a body shot of her also?

Wonder how her waistline is looking right now and if she's actually in obese territory, April 2021 was more than a year ago of course so who knows how much her weight has fluctuated.
 
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Bahahaha! Holy fuck Dave. Stop begging for day awf Mexican, start begging for day awf salads. A fat horse can't win a race, or rock the swimsuit mahdel gig. Girl looks like Becky from Amberlynn.

With the recent and sudden interest in geriatric exercise like powerwalks and his refusal to show the Fhet Khet, I think we can rule this picture as real. Phil's probably mortified that he married that. How's that trophy wife deal working out for you, Phil? Does the soulmaid cook healthy bland mashed taters and clean the paper dishes and plastic forks still? Or is that wasted eating time so you just doordash? Does she get angry if there is no eating out on your day awf and that's why paying for one meal out with your wife is suddenly a priority?

Anyone with a brain knew Khet was playing Phil for a sucker. I doubt any of us could have predicted the grift included bleeding him dry for McDonald's and Mexican of all fucking things. Truly a match made in consoomer retard heaven. Make the pussywhipped retard spend all those denthead dahllers on takeout, Kat! You go, gold digging fat girl!

So Daddy Dark is a whipped Feeder now. Basically the worst thing you can be. If you're the type of self loathing, braindead moron to go for an obvious gold digger in the first place, you at least set boundaries. Usually they're about how she must put out and if she balloons up, stops making an effort or gets side dick she's inmediately out. But for fuck's sakes, this is just giving me second hand embarassment now. Yeet the fhet Khet. Get a live in maid. She at least won't have any grounds to get retard mad at you for denying her tendies. And this girl isn't cleaning your house, polishing your sword or giving you a cute girl to flex over denthead or detractor.

He's not even wearing the ring in public. He's embarassed he married that as well. How much money she's taken you for, Phil? No wonder you invest it all in sweatyman gacha. Seriously, just get rid of her and soar to the tippy top of the gacha heap. You're clearly not even interested in tapping that, as you yourself said on your "sex on demand" rant.

Maybe the next cow crossover could be with Peetz. They have a lot in common. Balding soyboy omega males and all.
 
It does look like she gave up on the raccoon eyes, though, so RIP Steampunk Raccoon cosplay (forevermore banished to the chaos realm).
 
Seems no one could find her in the wild since the wedding photo. Tactical Chuboflage makes her totally unrecognizable.

The tiny puzzle piece missing from an already sad picture. Imagine staring at the wedding photo on your fridge and doing a 360 to see this stranger in your house. Holy fuck man like nothin sadder than porkin up your wife you said you love and care so much about.
 
Any car autists match that up for Dave's ride?

Also holy shit I knew she ballooned up since they've been together thanks to doordash and Skyrim but she looks like a totally different person.
 
If Phil's Sudden Puritan Syndrome is caused by Kat being insanely jealous of other women, kinda makes even more sense now. Fat ugly insecure wife is in his ear.
 
millais said:
It does look like she gave up on the raccoon eyes, though, so RIP Steampunk Raccoon cosplay (forevermore banished to the chaos realm).
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She's just straight given up. Eating her way to try and comfort herself in the self imposed hell she's found herself in.
 
"Done streaming yet Phil? Time for DoorDash?"

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(It even has bangs.)
 
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