Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
Looks like that kid will from stranger things. Phil finally making money moves and got a collab with netflix.

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Here's a theory to get the noggin powerwalkin'.

Recently started powerwalking, and then we get this photo. I want to theorize something that these might be related, no?
Depends on which lie you want to believe I guess
1) he has absolutely no time to do anything other than tend to his 'business'
2) he has time to 'powerwalk' like the other geriatrics at the mall.
 
I thought Kat frequented the gym Phil? Whats going on! You didn't lie did you buddy?!
Wait, an honest guy like Phil, lying??? Well, paint me green and spank me like an disobedient avocado, I'm SHOCKED!!! SHOCKED...well, not that shocked. Like I mentioned before, Kat found her sucker and a very open wallet she could leech off of for a comfortable stable and all the salt she can lick.

Now that his Lane Bryant model wife has been spotted, she's now the typical MidWest woman stereotype of letting go and live out the rest of her days stuck to a child pretending to be a mature adult.
 
Btw, for those who are still skeptical: remember Phil's International Women's day twitter post from 2021?

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Link to the original tweet.

He used a photo from his wedding dinner. In 2021.
Do you see my point here?

Oh and this would be a nice photo to compare with the gas station one.

EDIT: just to clarify, this picture is from 2019, but the post is from 2021. For some reason, he didn't post a more recent picture at the time.
 
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Btw, for those who are still skeptical: remember Phil's International Women's day twitter post from 2021?

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Link to the original tweet.

He used a photo from his wedding dinner. In 2021.
Do you see my point here?

Oh and this would be a nice photo to compare with the gas station one.
I think that is a picture of a picture from his wedding week. So it wasn't taken in 2021 but way back then.

Edit: Explains why he took a picture of an old picture of Kat because in 2021 she would have been huge like in the gas station photo.
 
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